PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
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Mar 20, 2018 4:20 AM
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
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masta24
This not part of thr infinity war. Check back from the 90s series run.
zackofspades
dangerousDoc
Back when squirrel girl was a joke and interesting instead of a terrible joke
Falcor007
... Marvel just took a shot at ITSELF here for using too many "It's a Doombot" style copouts with Thanos in the past. Respect.
HOOMANGUY
Somehow I doubt Marvel is gonna make a movie where Thanos kills half the universe to get into bed with Death. Kidfriendly change will happen
MajorD3rp
As long as it's Anna Kendrick
fairybug
Maybe not even then.
ProfessorMatt
Or Milana Vayntrub...
MajorD3rp
Or her. Lol
dumbinsults
No love for Milana Vayntrub? Better yet, a competition where they're both Squirrel Girl trying to get the same squirrel to come to them.
MajorD3rp
As long as it ends in a tussle between them. ;P
HlyAlch
I hope Anna Kendrick pops out at the end of Infinity war as SG and punches Thanos in the nads.
Horus175
Didn't Thanos once get arrested by human cops?
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
memeseeks
Why is there smoke coming out of his ass?
dannomite82
Taco Bell
memeseeks
Makes sense.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
It is never actually described. Even the writers could not figure this one out...
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Nice. Imagine if they did that in Infinity War lol
BishlamekGurpgork
" YOU CANNOT HAVE KILLED THANOS. YOU ONLY CARRY ELEVEN GODDAMN ARROWS." "Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man."
StanielRonathan
Part of the joke is that her most impossible victories are off panel and we only see her victorious aftermath; when not, squirrel/zerg rush
StanielRonathan
She beat Dr Doom in her debut by swarming him with squirrels, iirc that was also how she beat MODOK and made him soil himself.
FreedomWaffles
you ever see the damage 1 squirrel can cause? i'd soil myself too. my home insurance would not believe me when I told them it was a 1/2
FreedomWaffles
gaggle of squirrels and some chick with a bushy tail.
Totallynotfakingit
Only if Anna Kendrick gets the part
HerpestonMcDerping
#spoilers
gregordot
Would it be “simulacrum”? I thought that is a representation of something that doesn’t exist or no longer exists. Shouldnt it be simulation?
fairybug
It had better fucking not.
ToSquirrelsImNuts
I would crap my pants.
snackmaster
Always upvote Squirrel Girl.
Oprean
spoilers
hophopthunder
FACE DOWN ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO F... no wait no.
Mrpolojohn
Superjoepez
and yet he is almost killed by a giant rat?
SkiptheMighty
I can never see her as anything other than a joke character, unless she is in someone else's comic where the tone is somewhat serious
StanielRonathan
That's what she is, a joke character. Some writers take her too seriously but her roots were to have a lighthearted character in the sea of-
StanielRonathan
late 80s and 90's edge and moodiness that were just about every other story in print by '91. Will Murray concocted her for that purpose
Cannadance
The watchers are useless assholes. "can't interfere" my ass. Lazy excuse for not helping others.
MRNate
Big fan of the Prime Directive, are we?
Cannadance
(looks it up....) yes, kind of. "I wish I could have helped but..." FUCK YOU! YOU COULD HAVE HELPED AND CHOSE NOT TO. Piece of shit watcher.
captaingrump
Simulacrum is such a great word.
GendouLovesDucklings
Death Knights weep over the pruning of Dark Simulacrum to a mere honor talent.
The5lacker
I have no idea what that means, but I sympathize. You're simulacrum-lackin'.
CounselorWaffles
Was a talent in WoW that allowed a DK to "steal" a spell and use it. Very often was very OP. No longer usable in PvE, only in PvP.
Schabenbaron
It's a perfectly cromulent word, indeed.
FreedomWaffles
mmmmmmmmm, cromulent
RaxianTheta
you have embiggened yourself friend, well done.
GendouLovesDucklings
For everyone talking about how silly this particular scene is: It's from GLX-MAS SPECIAL #1 and isn't AKSHUALLY considered canon.
mechanicalmisha
Shhhhhh let me dream
GendouLovesDucklings
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Lakes_Avengers_Special_Vol_1_1
GendouLovesDucklings
Source: I'm a huge nerd.
Thisisvisuallypleasing
Squirrel girl's ongoing comic book series is amazing though. The art is meh, but the jokes and dry commentary make it.
shobazz
Everyone underestimates Squirrel Girl.
Sekolah
She is undefeated
TheMemeForge
Too bad they overestimated sales, beliving people would buy it
Superjoepez
And yet Squirrel Girl is still in print but the cancled Gwenpool. This made me so angry
AnAccountToPostThis
More people would have bought it if they didnt go with the most god awful art style this side pf deviantart
CrissCross35
She's my favorite superhero, but not even I wanted to read it after seeing how the art style was. It's terrible.
zackofspades
Which seems to be the only plot point about her. Not a fan.
KiyaSeraphia
Way I heard it, she's a Silver Age hero in the Dark Age of comics. Meaning, she's a hero that always win, because heroes always win.
gashexplosion
Thanks for the explanation to a casual!
emptyother
Good way to describe it.
Swedsman
She's basicly Marvels One Punch man, she wins everything with ease and that's the joke
TheBlindFreak
At least for one punch man, it's a joke on the side where there's other interesting things going on.
drenix
Like the supermarket having a huge sale
zackofspades
Yeah I think it just went on too long for me to be amused, but hey if the comic sells I’m not really mad.
ignatiogran
Thanos spent so many weekends like this in college, face down, ass up. Good times.
duhRIA
Oh
ruralLingrist
Oh
robschneiderp
GnomeDeGuerre
The detail in that gif fits nicely with the sentiment.
s0bere
MARK RUFFALO!! yeah!! Huh?
alittletime
Oh
WeirdBurrit0
Oh
wafflefriesrgud
Thanos makes a great bottom.
Slammillionaire
Why is this so funny
ignatiogran
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale
Slammillionaire
Who said anything about rape???
ignatiogran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyfVqA3HE0k
Slammillionaire
I do get it, but why are you implying Thanos doesn't wan't consentual buttsex
EdibleLiquid
"Yes, with my cosmic sense I can confirm that this is canon"
Splittmark
What is and isnt cannon anymore. They reboot everything after 30 issues
Dwerioc
This is cannon:![]()
TheShadowsLengthen
"A retcon is coming ! A retcon is coming ! Hide for your lives !"
HavocCurse
sergeanttarkus
fe1od1or
CaptainTiddlemittens
this is mine now
ShazoomOV
AimlessSavant
Magic pain glove. Tell me what to do.
fe1od1or
Porecomesis
Fun fact: it actually does get retconned. Thanos says he made a clone that could fool even watchers like Uatu.
EdibleLiquid
Haha nice. Well played marvel
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Would've been simpler if Uuatu was the one that turned out to be fake.
Porecomesis
That's probably why they didn't go through with it.
GendouLovesDucklings
He was lying to save face.
EdibleLiquid
Hahahaha the story keeps getting better
StanielRonathan
IIRC both those those story beats were written by Dan Slott, so he's arguing canon against himself for the lulz.
StanielRonathan
After all, he did go out of his way to remind us that SG did beat up Dr Doom and that it's 100% in canon just because Steve Ditko wrote it
Porecomesis
Seems that was indeed the case. According to the author, anyway.
DecepticonMoonsinger
That he cloned himself or was lying?
Porecomesis
That it wasn't a clone.