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Puta Madre is another great greeting....
Yeah, it cuts off, but I've got sauce!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6J6xv5PIOc/
Hola mi corazon! Gracias por la accolade! Please have a wonderful Thursday!✨
Hola a ti tambein Imgurian! Please have an awesome weekend and know mi gusta tu!✨
Knifesmith
He missed my favorite "Heeeeey! Pinche fucking cabron!" (disclaimer, this is actually how one of my Mexican friends greets almost everyone. That or just a head nod and "guey/buey".)
Clockworkdancerobot
.. no... no that does not.
chainedm
knotydes
beoluves
To greet a Mexican, you mean.
ProfessorMatt
Years ago, one of my wife's co-workers (a young waiter at the same restaurant) went to Tijuana, got drunk, and accidentally hit a car. When the federales pulled up, he decided to greet them the way they did in a Cheech and Chong movie he once saw, hoping they would see him as a friendly person and be lenient. He threw open his arms, smiled, and said loudly "HOLA, PENDEJOS!" He got out of jail about six months later.
thesavagery
Rabidbacon
My hovercraft is full of eels.
kerrigan778
My nipples explode with delight.
FeloniousMonk13
En Chilean we greet a friend by saying 'vete a la mierda, huevon conchetumadre!' It denotes great affection.
zenmaster11
svga
so... gifs that end too soon? like... at 8 of 10??
RealityInflicted
Everything is faster in Spanish.
Theg00dshepard
klaceo
PixelSprite64
zeacorzeppelin10
1) damn fat whale
2) You have hairy hands
3) how are you fucking you fucking toxic old woman
4) you smell like shit.
That's what Google gave me.
bobgunrunnersmith
Cool! Gonna try these while on vacation!
gtollie
¡qué! Has Doulingo taught me wrong all these years ?
Hammertulski
Duolingo is a scam by Big Tourism to sell more haggle.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
(Thanks @anitamargarita)
Gargwill
Fuck, I should have posted the Goodfellas clip under this one.
OregonComputerGuy
HorrorMango
Was waiting for this one.
zarathon
should be top comment!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
ElectricFops
Seems accurate. BRB, gonna go greet my beighbors!
GravyEducation
Heeeey!
snatchingbabies
I try to use the word "mucho" when I'm with my Hispanic friends. It means a lot to them.
idownvoteplottwist
I try to use the word "molto" when I'm with my Italian friends. It means a lot to them.
OlofBorrbrottsson
snatchingbabies
❤️
ExileonDaytonStreet
Amamanda un huevo, cabron
duktayp
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
Thank goodness for this post, I’m going to a work event in Mexico City and don’t speak Spanish at all. I hope these 10 phases line me that new contract
Kyen155
I bet they will be a real Hit, man!
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
Yo what the fuck bro? This post and op are fucked up. Some dude punch me in the face at the bar tonight and I was like chill I’m learning Spanish and he spit in my face and told me I was talking hella shit about his mom and sis. Just a head up to anyone who thought to try this out. Don’t
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
stronomer
"Do you want to go back to my place, bouncy bouncy?"
AtsaMattaForMe
xizar
Please tell me there's audio for this level of gringarrulousness.
AtsaMattaForMe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmWZa6R9-TE
justplainvanilla
ChicaFoxy
ChicaFoxy
zeacorzeppelin10
I only know a handful of Spanish, however I know all of these will get you fucking stabbed.
BabeAfett
Kinda of depends on who you say it to. Your friends, or a stranger.
Abfallkonto
Sure, but there isn’t a hell of a lot that won’t get you stabbed
xizar
What did you say?! You wanna get stabbed, ese?
LurkerFrag
ChicaFoxy
I mean, he implied consent... seemed like a good idea at the time! (Source - am Latina)
PantlessThunderGoose42
Like I always say, I know just enough Spanish to order authentic tacos or get stabbed.
Oiff
ArchMagos
Watching this I was like "this dude is trying to get some gringos killed."
tombeithemist
el stabbo
eetsumkaus
damn, I could have sworn I've seen Latinos greet each other with some of these...
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
We do, but it’s essentially the equivalence to talking shit or a derivative term to one another. to close and really good friends. Anyone else it’s unprovoked and a response will be imminent. Most likely it will be corrective response as long as it’s believable it was truly a miss teaching we know people like to do others.
SlightlyDodgy
Same way 2 bros greet each other in a London pub by shouting 'Oi! cunt! Get this down ya.'
SeeShark
As always, the key is knowing the person well enough to know how they'd respond. Don't say that shit to a stranger.
RuffyRuffHausen
Sure, if you know them, if not; it's probably stabbing-time
avastmehearty
I read a story once about a gringo guy who was making friends in a Mexican bar and he thought he’d be cute and tried #1… the bar went silent, the guy he was talking to took him by the arm and frog-marched him out, and said “leave and don’t come back”. It was probably fiction, but a chilling scene (disclaimer: I’m a gringo but the nanny for my kids when they were little was a wonderful lady from Guadalajara, she and her husband throw the best parties and my boys grew up with their boys ❤️)
RuffyRuffHausen
Yeah, they're pretty hot-headed in latin countries (from what I've heard) and asia (from experience), so it's best to be a good little tourist/white devil and stay away from those kind of situations. I mean, it's not worth the trouble most of the time 🙂
EmbraceAnarchy
Yeah maybe you should stay away if you’re saying an entire group of people are hot-headed. And the rest of your comment is weird too. Do better.
rockmanx853000
As a certified Mexican it will only get you stabbed if you don’t know the person. Go to any Mexican birthday party and every cousin/uncle/brother/father that walks in will greet someone with one of these and joyous roar will be heard.
aroundtheworldin80years
Han Cholo: Chinga tu madreChewie: joyous roaaaar
rockmanx853000
HORALE!!
Faloopsinarb
I know just enough Spanish to start a fight.
aroundtheworldin80years
Ustedes quieren pelear
Faloopsinarb
anitamargarita
Chinga Tu Madre = Fuck your mother, hijo de puta = son of a bitch, vete ala chingada = fuck off, Lárgate = Get lost, Nunca vuelvas = never come back, estas cagando el palo = to shit the stick/your failing, te odio = I hate you, no te quiero mirar = I don't want to look at you. *I don't speak spanish
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
*taking notes*
SilentUmbrage
“Pinche tu madre” is acceptable.
Styxwash
Ayyyyy!
JustAnotherCynicToo
I felt something was fuckey.
Scar1203
And Chinga tu Madre are fighting words. I wouldn't say them at all even if a Spanish speaker insults you unless you want a fight, especially if he has friends in earshot.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I don't know that was usually my greeting to or from the Hispanics I worked with in restaurants. Either the words or the whistle. Once they realized I knew it.
pnersvfu
Within earshot you say? So
B99Reactions
Top 10 ways to greet a "Mexican" latino, not all latinos
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
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Aforaseem
Duo, is that you?
GreatAlfredini
Nay, hijo de puta = son of a whore
NickRivieraMD
idiomatically translated, it's correct.
j4gr
I mean. Puta also means bitch, cunt, slut. It’s all the same energy. Also not very nice! lol
GreatAlfredini
Latin America has 20+ countries so maybe in some it does, but I've only ever known it to mean whore
Gargwill
https://youtu.be/vlvFX3A7tEw?si=XokFh9nLgVKXvx8y
MrHappySmiles
Some hero’s don’t wear luchadore masks…
itsallaboutthecones
vincentsl
Wrong! Perhaps you didn't watch the instructional video.
IDontWantANameGoAway
The one I learned is kinda' long, but it goes: "Tu madre tiene queso en ellas pantalones, porque ellas estas un fea puta, y tu padre es el cucko".
Salticido
"Your mom has cheese in they pants, because they you're an ugly slut, and your dad is the cuckoo."
SeeShark
Based on 2 years of DuoLingo I can tell you that the conjugations are incorrect on some of those words
TomatoPepper
* "Tu madre tiene queso en sus pantalones, porque es una fea puta, y tu padre es el cuco" ... that's the right way
mentallychallengeaccepted
That is inded way to long for a greeting.
IDontWantANameGoAway
The translation was literally just, "Howdy there"