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Mar 25, 2020 3:34 PM
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intothewilde
The sole reason I'd be terrified to lose my arm is I could never play any of my instruments again, and honestly that would fuck me up
CommodoreStab
If you expect that kind of answer, you'll get disappointed
NightfallEverdark
I too choose that guys legs.
Vhyson
Leg. No question. Can't play video games very well with one arm.
hajimedj
I could still powerlift quite easy with a prosthetic leg than an arm, also gaming & stuff. So yeah, bye bye leg
TanDumpLord
Leg. Need both arms for a sick choke hold on my wife.
dogmoind
Video games. I'd prefer 2 functioning arms.
TheWinterTitan
Definitely leg. Can't play video games without both arms.
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Leg. You need both hands to WASD.
DeathAnGravity
Leg, always leg. Almost lost both of mine in a crash, a year in a wheelchair and 20 surgeries allowed me to keep them. Arm losses are worse
ArmoredWanderer
Leg, you can walk and even run with prosthetics. Getting the same dexterity and finesse as an arm is much harder, not to mention touch.
Holdmyhamster
Hard to yank it with your feet.
vorpalblade82
I'll donate a leg for a bionic one. My right knees fucked anyway.
ChocoladeMelkSnor
I felt like the blue one was the lady in the relationship and grey the man-boy.
IdiopathicHomosapien
My left arm is the most costly to replace: I'd lose the ability to use a turn signal, so I'd have to buy a BMW.
Mirilali
Some of the older ones are pretty cheap now.. But that's also because no one wants to fix it because it's so crazy in the engine bay.
DownVoteVerifier
Always the leg, robot arms just aren't advanced enough yet.
AWhiteYoshi
That's a loaded question.
thatdarnjoe
Leg., because there’s 2 boobs
pppppppppppppppppp23
Leg... it’s already almost gone.. just finish the job
Sorryiwasntpayingattention
lawideas
You can hold someone with one arm and still be able to walk around with full mobility.
TheAccursedHamster
My legs are fucked anyway so cut the fuckers off.
iamthisguy247
I’d probably pick arm so I could maintain the mobility of both legs. But switching between the mouse to myself would make faps frustrating.
MrDustey
They have eye tracking software so you can use computers hands free, so you need not worry
TwoBadMiloshDead
Can you fap hands free?
MrDustey
Yeah dude, they sell suction cup mounts for fleshlights
TwoBadMiloshDead
Might be difficult to mount it without hands.
Akilles
Depends if I would get my mother back
BmoreDaviano
Now I really want try snowmobiling.
powderedwigs
She seems fun
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
In Canada we call this entrapment
nonCanadianGoose
Leg prosthetics are much more natural(?) than arm ones. Most ppl I know with them act as well as if they had a real leg.
Chavestvaldt
I'd pick arm because that'd give me a chance to make myself a sick-ass robotic prosthetic that shoots hot dogs
TicoGuy
I would love one that could play guitar. Like left hand can go into the chords by thinking of it. Nothing too fancy
RoncoSnackWeasel3001
The username, the comment, the content... this reply has everything a guy could ask for.
Skawomplious
Why do you wanna shoot a hot dog? What'd they do to you?
teknoanimal
metal arms! https://youtu.be/QhsKGJMlktM?t=60
MrKibbs
I’d make one that would hold a lightsaber. 10/10 would be worth it
HeadJamistan
Or jerks hot dogs
DIINKELBERG
Just for your information. Gaming will be difficult then
AlmightyThor117
MinusOneHP
ThePickliestRick
What, too good for a hot dog leg cannon?
DigitalMau
you cant play video games with one hand....
Fershnickered
Kosher?
catholiccolor117
I love you
kempoman9521
Can one of the fingers dispense easy cheese?
sgnight13
*pew pew!*
Skullcleaver
Even if you never asked for this.
thezealot3514
I legit forgot about hot dogs while reading this and thought you meant shooting sexy dogs... please kill me...
NotSureIfItWasAFart
Cam we talk about your username?
Muzzledreaper
OK.
celestedrake
skadalajara
There'd be nothing left of the hotdog if you shot it with that.
Zerphses
Before CG she just had to pose like a dog taking a piss and look mad.
KeyMasher
wonwonweasley
I read “shoots dogs” oops
Alpha38
Dude, a leg could do that too. Gotta dream bigger, my man.
ElMrMcNasty
I mean, to be fair you could just shoot hot dogs with like, a gun or something. You dont need to lose an arm to do it.
Chavestvaldt
Yeah, but that's not something I can readily call 'dope-ass'
Giveemtheaxe
Don't step on a man's dream.
nateglen350
Naw, you might shoot out a eye with a wiener, have fun explaining that to who ever answers 911
BennyGaga
Coney Island mega man.
Ithurial4253
Not the hero we need but the hero we deserve
imatumorx9
This is what the world needs now.
Thranx
I thought that was love sweet love? Something about there being too little of it?
imatumorx9
Nope. Like another folk singer, like I need a hole in my head.
BoggledMind
But what's the problem if it was below the knee
DogeTheBugBountyHunter
Then it’s definitely the leg. Ankles are overrated.
FrigginTodd
He thought above the knee he was able to keep the knee down, and just get a prosthetic femur.
iRegretThisUsernameAlready
I would definitely choose the arm if it were to be cut below the knee.
wastedpoptart
iamthisguy247
I think he was trying to determine severity (below the knee not as bad as above), even though his answer looks to contradict that.
scatter
Below the knee makes it an easier choice but it's still more or less the same choice.
tbassi
It didnt seem to impact his answer but being an above knee amputee is much harder than a being below knee amputee for many reasons.
ypele
Still needs a spot for that arrow
LegionHeart42
SkyrimForTheDragons
Chillingworth
This man is finally awake
isthisusernamealreadychosen
I don't understand the reference
justbelowme
Its a skyrim reference. Just random npc guard talk.
NotVeryHelpful
Thanks
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
Below knee is easier to relearn to walk with a prostetic
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
But he picked leg anyway...
Badprenup
Yeah weird that he asked when it didn't matter to him
Saiphel
Oh wow I felt stupid for a moment, was trying to figure out the meaning of it.
beforetherewerememes
He had to think about it. Seems fair. Below, no brainier. Above? Give me a second.
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
Fair enough. Hands > Feet in my mind.