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I admire his passive aggressive game
Aug 16, 2016 4:21 PM
upvoteHero
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I admire his passive aggressive game
seventhson74
I wish more people wore Jeans like that. I don't know who really influences fashion but these tight ass jeans guys are wearing look stupid.
WindyConditions
Jeans guy to rude guy, probably
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
This was posted like 2 years ago.. at least acknowledge the repost..
PileOfWalthers
Public transportation, it's for people without manners nor fashion sense.
Hotfarts
I would have farted. A lot
abbynorml1979
Bus people...
letuswatchtvinpeace
That's when you cross over him and fart on the way
Thund3rbolt
Dem jeans tho -
BlastedtheBurro
Love the Canadian tuxedo
MorganJaborgan
He's brave, but mostly for wearing double denim
deathfarts
Plot twist jeans guy has IBS
LCB052711
I like how Seated Guy has his arm resting affectionately on the back of his sense of entitlement.
chinablue
Looks like he has stuff in the seat, if there are other seats open I might have done the same.
Twinklepot
I would ask him to move in ... or climb over him ... selfish git
dicklashanks
If he whipped his dick out and put it on his shoulder I bet he'd have moved
DragonSweep
I'd fart in his face
cainoh
Now if jeans guy could just pass a little gas on demand.
ElGeneral1
I fart in your general direction!
HeyItsHerrTrigger
biological warfare
PrinceMaggot
Its jeans guy, of course he can
snittingnexttoborpo
I wish I was the confrontational type sometimes. But instead I'd just watch this play out, heart pounding and livid, damning the human race.
peuxcequeveuxpax
Nope, your way is healthier, from the confrontational type who will likely die at 50 from all the adrenaline, cortisol, and rage in my heart
peuxcequeveuxpax
ps - I'm 45
snittingnexttoborpo
Maybe healthier, but it's exhausting bottling things up. Also please don't die at 50
Wheresthatmeteor
I feeeeel that :(
jebowlin
Time to release the SBD Butt Kraken!
Threewisemen
I think I would stand facing him....and stare at him the entire ride.
30secs2Mars
See something, say something!
LetsGoDeeper
TwoTurnipsInHeat
Do cheeseburgers ever come flying out your blowhole? Gnomesain.
Housemaster
Holy fack Randy! How many cheeseburgers are you keeping in that gut of yours?
Nineteenletterslong
bo-bandy
tragicremedy
I would sit in his lap and keep eye contact.
ScaryUsername
I wouldn't sit next to him because that might be taken as an invitation for conversation
yeahrightshaun
I would step it up a notch and sit on his lap, facing him. Snap.
Paramike
I would stand exactly like that and fart.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I'll sit in YOUR lap and keep eye contact.
Justanotheraveragejoe
After that, Tell him your horny. It'll work.
Tastesicle
Nah, not PA enough. Fart. Loudly. Bask in the smell, watch him writhe. Mumble incoherently like a hobo and scratch yourself vigorously.
ItsMeSanders
I love you guys http://imgur.com/IQNjgfv
Teh4ChanHacker
I would shit in his lap and keep eye contact.
kmikl
If you did that to me, I would assert dominance in the traditional way. Hard-on, eye contact, and theme to Love Boat.
Knobcheese
I would shit on his head and keep eye contact.
TheMARSK
I would shit on his eye contacts and keep his head.
Homeblest
I would shit on his eyes and keep lap contact.
Homeblest
I would shit on his eyes and keep lap contact.
OhMyGoshSomeoneActually
Climb over the jerk
Bloodseeker
I would just sit on him.
360Tableflip
"Hi, how ya doin?" (While rock climbing into the chair)
AdamVillanueva
Climb over and fart
TheImgurServer
Second.
pancakebechslap
Or farted in his face.
BilldeTurlock
Zackly!
denden2012
Read this as circle jerk
cleverbeans
If the bus has someone in every seat and I have the choice between making someone move over or sitting in a free seat I make them move.
SpadesNeil
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
whereigotogetdownvotes
MAKE them move?
cleverbeans
Yep. Tap them on the shoulder, make eye contact and say "excuse me". If they don't move I climb over and shove my ass in their face.
GothKirby
"hey, is it okay if I sit here?" then proceed to climb him with your butt in his face before he replies.
IamLauraPalmer
A question of etiquette..
nigglemaster
Fart while he replies.
NinjaFood
That...wasn't a fart
cliathwolf
Get "stuck" on the way to the seat and spend at least a minute wiggling around, ass in face. Then decide you don't want the seat anyway.
OhMyGoshSomeoneActually
Spot on.
Sauroctonus
SIT ON HIS FACE.
marsbiscuits
I did that once when I had a broken ankle. The dude wouldn't slide over, so I climbed over and basically went ass to mouth over the guy.
SausageFury
You put your mouth to his ass?
marsbiscuits
Yup. Wanted to make it awkward for everyone involved.
reicaden2
Mvp right here. Lolol.
menshi
You never go ass to mouth
Camie2726
Dad jeans right there.
tossabeertoyourwitcher
Look at those strategically placed belt loops. I bet they never break. And that fit; those pants will never restrict movement. Dadpants.
OneCoolFrood
Looks like that guy lost 50 pounds in the last month.
BrewedDude
Must've escaped from Shawshank.
magicface85
Tailored to fit bad jokes and unnecessary D.I.Y.
twofishtails
If there's one social group I stay away from as much as possible, it's the unnecessary D.I.Y.ers.
kidswat
Only suckers pay professionals to remove tall dead trees near power lines.
twofishtails
My grandpa had a stroke, neighbors came to be helpful and "fix things". They actually collapsed our two-berth boathouse with veranda.
LinearAlgebro
denim pants, denim shirt, 100% dad
OCD12345
I hope he farted.
ijustbechillin
The adult world sure is funny
Beestonian
As a kid I was always told to respect my elders, for they were wiser than I. Then I find that my elders have petty dramas too.
trippingthelightfantastic
RedClamz
I would have farted on his bitch ass
WillSomeoneGiveMeAKnifePlease
The adult word is rather strange, is it not?
IamNotaBlackMan
If these were kids they would not only share, they would stuff as many as they could get on those seats and be happy about it.
bluesun68
Not on the busses from hell I had to ride.
samsonguy920
Yes. Yes it is.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
I had a guy who wouldn't move his leg over on the bus sp I just rested my leg on his to make him uncomfortable but it didn't work at all.
1mazrim
Hah! Did it turn into a game of chicken?
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
It turned into an awkwardly homo-erotic leg touching contest that I lost bc I underestimated how creepy the guy was.
nezdower
:(
FaptainPicard
We're just big unhappy kids.
chickenboo
really really unhappy kids
imooforyou
I think an overwhelming population of adults are basically Red Foreman.
yourmomisminenow
big unhappy kids that don't cry at everything cause we can't.
bearyimportant
We don't grow up, we just get old
BananaForBreakfast
You're fucking right!
ijustbechillin
Can't wait
SpecimenSpiff
Go to your room.
Flubna
+1 for username
IdiotMcNoobtard
The best part is doing the same thing over and over for thirty years
ijustbechillin
My balls are tingling with anticipation
MasterofNoneSon
Koshunae
Then doing nothing for 30 years and then dying.
YeahICanHearYouClemFandango
Fuck, this thread is depressing..
basball6969
I think you mean to say the world of bus-riders sure is funny
ShruggieFresh
aint it tho?
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Sorry, from what age are you considered an adult??
Ilikeyogurt
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TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
That old?? Really?
Yepthosearebees
Well these men definitely fall within the demographic
samsonguy920
Speaking as a 42yo child, as to what demographic are you referring to?
Yepthosearebees
Well these men definitely fall within the demographic
ffilm
The age you are when you start paying your own bills. It varies, depending on intelligence, desire, and motivation.
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Fuck, i want to stop aging
dommotivationforyou
The first thing I did as an adult was get some debt, it's fun, quick and easy to accumulate and if you happen to die you dont have to pay it
trev6800
Fuck I hope I die.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
And unless it's medical, your kids don't have to pay it!
PotatoIsland
and if it is medical, you help them get into debt quicker than you did, start the game early!
Fumbles48
I'm going to need a source on that. Cause as far as I know the only way any ones debt can fall onto another person related or otherwise is
Fumbles48
If someone agreed to assume the debt.
coagmano
Wait, medical debts pass onto your kids in the US?
coagmano
Holy shit that's fucked up. And here I thought not having universal healthcare was bad
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
In somewhere around 30 stars, yes.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
States* ffs, damned autocorrect.
SadDrunkHermitGirl
Oh boy where do I sign up?
dommotivationforyou
Just go to college, any college it's free money
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
did he use words first? Because i've never asked someone to move and had them be anything but polite and accomadating.
IDownvoteUnsaucedPosts
I agree, but the lack of common courtesy in the world is awful =.= it's pretty fucking obvious you should move over and let people sit.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I mean I've done it, you get on a mainly empty train, you're not paying attention on your phone and then you realize you're being a dick.
AnythingMuchShorter
I've asked someone who was using the seat for a small backpack just to have them roll their eyes up at me and not say anything.
Kolondril
I've gotten "fuck you", "you're not old/fat enough", and "but, my bag's there"
bartman2014
Don't forget 'I have a boyfriend!'
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Ooh, that's OK, your bag won't mind. It isn't alive and as such doesn't have feelings.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Sounds like you live somewhere shitty
omgwtfhuh
The reply to the bag comments is, "I'll hold it for you." As you move into the seat & snicker at how fast they grab that bag outta the way.
Biocide669
I don't like people who sit like that, especially on a full bus.
LoopStricken
What about people who use the pull-down seats for old people or women with buggies? 'cos I do that since I have long legs.
Biocide669
If you're making a disabled or elderly person stand because of it then I'll think you're an ass, otherwise don't really care.
LoopStricken
I'm not a monster!
Biocide669
.... you've made someone's Nana stand didn't you.
LoopStricken
Maybe. However, if I have it's because they didn't ask me to move.
bamablacksheep
I'd strain so hard to carpet bomb that dude. I'd probably crap myself but it would be worth it.
BigTruckRegularPenis
Can we be friends?
Tritan2
Is "carpet bombing" the more intensive-strike cousin of "crop dusting?"
bamablacksheep
Dropping several bombs covering an area (like a carpet) to inflict the most damage. -the military lingo sneaks in sometimes
GoodMojo
His jeans either say "I used to be a lot bigger" or "I'm planning on letting myself go"
LloydMadel
Or then he has skin tucked in there
overcazt
When you buy from thrift shops, estate sales and such, finding something with less wear is more important than a perfect fit.
MistressLyda
Clothes that are to big also lasts longer, less pressure on the fabric.
overcazt
Bet he can get a pair of sweat pants under the jeans without any problem.
MistressLyda
Probably. Easier to keep warm that way in the winter if it is needed.
overcazt
Beats stuffing newspaper down the legs. That's where a lot of the 'free' newspapers end up, there and under thin jackets. It works, but...