What a Seductive Devil!

Nov 17, 2018 7:09 PM

When I was 14, I spent most of summer vacation thinking about her.

i spent most of me thinking about her too

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"Thinking", is that what they are calling it these days?

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I know a woman from England whose accent and voice is very similar... very hot.

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But did you know why?

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Bowling, Warnie!

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??

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I'm gonna get more champagne, Austin.

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Jungleboy

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She's got HUUUGE Tracts of Land. Michael Palin approves.

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Just re-watched Passenger 57 yesterday and was surprised that she was in it.

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Now I want to see both now

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Make sure you lock the door before you start "thinking about her"

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I can almost hear her English accent

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You thought about her like 2-3 times a day?

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nostaligia was 2 days ago

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Doesn't matter. She's timeless.

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Was there chafing?

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1) I was gonna say "Best devil ever" but then I remembered George Burns. So then I was gonna say "Second best devil ever," but Al Pacino,

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Tim Curry you fucking assholes. Come on... he's a LEGEND

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Don't forget Viggo Mortensen. He was an awesome Lucifer.

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Dave Grohl best devil

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She is the only devil I want to bang from your list of greats then

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I dunno. Al Pacino was VERY good

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As was George Burns

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Very charismatic.

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2) and Peter Stormare, and Ray Wise, and so many others, and now I'm just not sure. Pretty great devil, though.

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Peter Stormare as Czernabog in American Gods is also pretty rad. If you liked Constantine and haven't seen/read it, I highly recommend

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And Viggo Mortensen in Prophecy. My personal favorite.

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Peter Stormare was brilliant I thought. But, she was easily the hottest.

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Ray Wise was amazing in Reaper! God I loved that show

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Reaper and Dead Like Me both about souls and cancelled too soon.

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I have a link for how Reaper would have ended if you're interested

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In Stargate, when Jackson is sorta ascended and he has the conversation with another ascended being about whether to fully ascend or go back

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to his previous life, they're sitting in Der Waffle Haus. They're even in the reapers' usual booth, and the conversation is about the same

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3) Oh the British guy (Welsh, apparently) in the currently running show show does well too. Tom Ellis, IMDb tells me.

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4) (Show's called Lucifer, not Devil or Satan or anything. Sorry for not being more clear.)

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Don’t forget Jack Nicholson.

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Tom Waits.

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I'll admit that I *did* forget, but good call. Also Max von Sydow, and a lot of others.

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Dave grohl

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Tim Curry.

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YES. (course...I mean, TIM. CURRY. so...basically, I mean... yaknow?)

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Hugh Grant had sex with a street whore when she was his girlfriend. No matter how attractive a woman is, *someone* is tired of their shit...

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Just because someone is attractive doesn't mean they're good in bed. Actually, someone can be very "sexual" & still be bad at it.

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Y’all listen...this man speaketh the truth

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There are some hot street whores out there. Also, some people get off on the act, not just looks.

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Dang. Imagine having a Wiki on you for getting busted selling sex.

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Maybe she wasn't putting out, main reason most married men visit hookers

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Maybe some men just aren't faithful

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Because their wife doesn't put out.

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Or theyre tired of the same sex over and over.

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Life is too short for boring, vanilla sex.

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Who are you, that you are so Wise?

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its hugh grant

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I am Arthur, King of the Britons

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King of the who?

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The Britons

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Who are the Britons?

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I didnt vote for you

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Thats not how it works

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Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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You don’t vote for Kings...

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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

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