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May 13, 2019 2:15 PM
LittlePerk
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Hvazz
Fruit ninja took a weird turn...
UPwardsOfAwesome
As silly as this is, the pedantic part of me knows that the OG poop knife was described as 'rusty' and must therefore be metal.
dashcan
HAH The url link ends with Scat.
AdultPersistentAngst
Original poop knife dot com ! It's real and IT'S MAGNIFICENT
IamTheNesT
Thinking of a new use for it:
EyeYamSweetPotato
i knew someone who shit with her g string on and split her poop
bigsteve31sk8
What about a dookie dagger?
WendyCarlson
if you need a knife you better check your diet
onlymostofthetime
not to be pedantic but that looks more like a poop spatula. no real cutting edge there. what's next, a poop turner? no the pictures of the original poop knife show a long, rusted blade with a cracked wooden handle. this product would not give you the authentic experience.
Skizmo
... ... wat ?
hangemhigh13
A friend of mine wants to know what you use a poop knife for.
JupitersWitch
I prefer the Caca Carver.
WhereIsMyPoopKnife
Omg I’m relevant again!
WhereIsMyPoopKnife
Omg I’m top comment??
BatMacky
Worked with a guy who had to cut up a giant turd that wouldn’t flush with a plastic fork in our bathroom. Boss gave him an extra break.
xtradry
Not just any poop knife, the original Poop Knife. Don't be fooled by imitations.
MentalFest
You can tell it's a stolen idea because of how many times it says original
DTavs
Ok, cut the crap, what is this really for?
Bunches0Lunches
admiraldookiebritches
That’s not a knife
mmontour
bluesun68
Plastic just ain't going to cut it
APeonyForMyThoughts
WTF is wrong with people
valentinewillis43
Still one of the best weeks Imgur ever had.
girlypants91
girlypants91
thisisshittertwitterright
Chipotle, hands these and strainers out with every order, on Mondays.
SisterSpooky01
DnZeroes
Makes me think of movie hall pass.
StabbyMcMurder
Bravo
fluortanten
I'm a big guy, I need a scat axe.
onlymostofthetime
oh jesus christ. gives the phrase "chopping logs" a whole new meaning.
kadaeux
Be careful, improper use results in a scataxtrophe.
2674E6J
Don't suppose you'd enchant my poop knife? That old blade can barely cut butter.
BuyPensFromPenIsland
Vorpal Shit Sword.
DnZeroes
+15 shit resistance. Keeps it clean.
SisterSpooky01
What kind of enchant could you possibly want for that? You pooping out cinder blocks or something? ?
CompletelyOrginal
2674E6J
+25 Two-Handed
AtYourFuneral
Someone actually made one?
NotABadLookingNarcissist
No this just proves it was always a thing and most people just haven’t heard of it, because they live with the privilege of perfect plumbing
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Memes are an economy in of themselves now
goodisunpopular
Technically they just re-packaged an off-set frosting spatula.
ColoradoCattleCo
Yeah. You're right. But why ya gotta ruin the fun. Imgurians are checkin' Amazon for that shit right now.
realgabriele
They ha to write "original". That means that there exist imitations too
BobaFettApproves
Will be imitations. You have to establish dominance in the poop knife industry
kadaeux
The Turd Fork. The Spray Spoon. The Log Saw. The Pebble Pusher. The Pattie Pruner. The Shit Shiv.
Jorikson
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Nintendokid
fucking got me with the turd fork lol
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
- you have not used one of those, right? RIGHT? -
BobaFettApproves
If your log saw isn't gasoline powered ... you're missing out
kadaeux
"Rip and tear that brown bandit!" .... that could be taken wrong....
ddriscoll3
Can you imagine putting that down on the checkout belt?
outtaleftfield
I’d maintain eye contact the entire time
ddriscoll3
You’re obviously a very brave person with an amazing sense of humor...or....you’re slightly insane...either way you’re my kind of person!
outtaleftfield
Idk which it is either... but I like the cut of your jib