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The HB Ring lets you feel your loved one’s heartbeat no matter where you are
The rings connect to your phone via Bluetooth and require your phone to be online
They’re made from stainless steel with a protective sapphire crystal surface
Wearers can sync their rings to each other and the app simultaneously
All you have to do is tap the ring and you’ll be able to feel your loved one’s heartbeat in real time!
haHAaaaaaahhh
One firm handshake and you've got two broken fingers. nope
randomsausages
OddballWhiteDove
My resting heart rate is usually 120bpm lol This would annoy anyone wearing that ring
Tuffarts
We all need a vibrating ring, we just don't know it
BobRossHB
Price checking. .... and pairs go for 600 to 3k huge fucking waste of money. Nearly as bad as that diamond engagement ring scam Zales pushes
imnotadoctorbutt
It's a great way to tell if your S.O. is masterbating
fuckyouusername
scotskies
100 years ago we had kinetic watches that wound themselves using nothing but mechanics. Electromagnetism & electronics should equal this.
txmount
That sudden spike in heart rate when your honeybear is fapping..
YoSoyMilk
ketchuponeverything
No shit!
TallDorkAndHideous
This sounds like something that robots would think that humans would want
stronglywordedemail
NoodleKeeper
"Why is her heart beating so rapidly?"
TheCellistVirtuoso
"Why did it stop? Oh god oh god"
Azzieazrael
What if your spouse died and was buried with it? Then a week later you're minding your own business and you feel it beat?
gonetodublin
i was just about to say that lol
DrainBread
This needs to be a cockring also!
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
How do I solidify my codependency relationship....ah yes, this
crasemanna
My husband and I are in the first of 4 years apart and this would be a great comfort to be able to feel
Sanosky
It would be really fun to fuck with them using this
Spazmatic666
Imagine when the first person finds out their spouse is dead because there's no heart beat.
UpsetFace
Well if I read it correctly you'll find out because they never accept the request
CommanderCaribou
Custom made for my dick
Squossifrage
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind10
That's... that's a bit too much.
madflo2196
Imagine for soldiers overseas though... It would be a comfort
TheBritishAreComing
Until it stops because they had their hand cut off.
Foogu
Until it starts beating hella fast... orgasm fast..
hrondleman
or gunfight fast.
Buzzkillinit
I don't need my boyfriend to know when I'm masturbating
Jazyritz
I was thinking the same too
TheLastRegret
I also don't need my boyfriend to know when you're masturbating
UpsetFace
Maybe he'd be into it ;)
hepheasutus123
Someone is going to put it on their dick, I guarantee
seedye
Wouldn't it slide off?
FormalShorts
Poor bloke.
hangryasian
Now feel your loved ones heartbeat in your penis.
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hangryasian
Now let's you know whether or not your partner is a Human being or a heartless monster.
ataletoldbyanidiot
That is fucking enormous.
deepbullet
That's what SHE said.
UngratefulNoob
But not to you.
deepbullet
Unfortunately, you are correct. :-(
UngratefulNoob
NamelessAndrew
Imagine if you're old, you both had the ring and the vibration stops... And then you realize that the battery wasn't working. But you get a
NamelessAndrew
Heart attack and die. When your still living spouse sees you, they commit suicide because they don't want to live without you. Then you get
NamelessAndrew
Revived by a neighbor who's also a doctor but decide that you don't want to live without your spouse and kill yourself. And
NamelessAndrew
BAM!!!! Modern Romeo and Juliette.
PresidentJohnFKennedy
You must be fun at parties...
NamelessAndrew
http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2015/08/trump_fox_news_201508081.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=620
amillionbears
technologically interesting...aesthetically horrifying.
HeyItsHerrTrigger
it's incredibly ugly
Howdoilife
I get freaked out enough feeling my own heartbeat I do not need another one
IM4M
mildly interesting, ugly, bulky, unpractical, and also, what's the point?
AFlyingPrius
Black mirror hello
HughLaurie
No kidding. Why not make it a pendant? Send the bluetooth request and just clutch it for a bit.
SendNewts
Couldn't have said it any better. Cool idea, though.
KnowerOfNothing
Must be weird when you lose connection and it just stops.
TippedElf
At first I wondered if you were trolling and just looped the gif.
ConspicuousSpellingError
"I thought you died!" "I was in a tunnel..."
Krzyf
Or they take off the ring to wash their hands.
laurendominick
My first thought-like, you think they've died when their phone dies or they're in a bad service area
RubyPorto
Or if it's still connected...
Vinsane
My first thought was what if you found out your wife died but two years later the ring starts going off like crazy.
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FormalShorts
I'll get my boom stick.
ezzmann
ZOMBIES!
deepbullet
Bitch is back!
kikli
NOOO NOT BITCH!
Thedeathstalker
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
Sounds like an episode of Supernatural
Vinsane
SAAAAMM!!!
okillshutupnow
tracking device to find out if spouse is wearing the ring
MyNameIsMudd420
If her heart is racing that slut better be at the gym
bucknayked
Or he better be jerking off
Blanxmarx
Or he better be jerking off at the gym.
Cotrex
Or he better be jerking off your friend Jim.
TheBlueAmazingDragon
Being a butter person