Procrastination at its finest. 

Jan 27, 2017 10:06 PM

capnthunderpants

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Them bitches are prepared as fuk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's has a hundred pens?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who keeps 100 pens?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

markers, highlighters, and pencils dont count

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

some of those are pencils, it doesnt count

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pencrastination seems like a more fitting title. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who even owns one hundred pens

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile the only writing implement I can ever find is one goddamn Sharpie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who even has that many pens!? Whenever I need a biro, I can never frickin find one in my house.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats where my pens went

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now do buttsharpies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find this interestingly funny so much for the revise eh??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're the type of person who takes pens when they leave.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we may have reached peak internet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gotta love the internet ????????

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can never even find one fucking pen.

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

That's because they took them all!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do these people own so many pens i can barely have 2 at the same time without loosing one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess "sharpie in pooper" isn't too much?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I counted 1000 soccer juggles between my wall and my door before my A-level. Lost a CD Writer in the process

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the first post I have ever laughed out loud at ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where are the kids with curly fros?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've never used this method.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Last one obviously cheating. Then again it seemed to be cheating when the goofy lookin bitch used her glasses

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I believe this is how world wars begin.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

More like the hold war

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pens Ferdinand.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know a subreddit these girls would like...

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coughbuttsharpiescoughcough

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

can i borrow a pencil?

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

No?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sorry, don't have any

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, because they're pens.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*A mixute of pens, pencils and other drawing/writing materials.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last one she didnt have any in her mouth

9 years ago | Likes 272 Dislikes 3

Like your dick?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably ran out...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect. She can still give someone oral....and....you know, breathe properly.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She also didn't have any pens either

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

Yes she Does

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

One in her nose and a few up top

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She also cheated by using a bandana

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Your mom cheated using a banana

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I am the banana

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well played sir.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Using headbands seems like cheating

9 years ago | Likes 1752 Dislikes 4

It was a response to the advantage of glasses.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

And glasses...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

there were no rules

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it, they should commit to duck taping them to their heads

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They only started using headbands when that chick brought glasses

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think so too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about glasses?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it is

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i agree. What's your opinion of using the pocket clip of the pen to hold onto the hair?

9 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

I think so too. I bet they could get a lot if they used it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still only pen and body so fine.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd allow it. Hair is attached.

9 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 0

Second that. Clip of the pen is not an extraneous implement

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

What about pen caps? You could trap a little hair in there as you close the pen.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We are arguing over the rules of "Pen Face Holding"

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You sound like you allow money on "Free Parking" when playing Monopoly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to, but now I don't, because it made games a lot longer than they should be.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So braid crown instead of head band is acceptable then?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sure, you're not using anything "extra"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm against it. Premise statement is 'hold with head'. Really the pen is holding on to the hair. DQ in my rules.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about hair knots?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping nobody would bring that up because I want to be against it but am struggling to justify my position

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0