IDontAgreeWithAnything
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Jul 12, 2016 4:55 PM
IDontAgreeWithAnything
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cogs
That's why God gave you a tongue.
Glaceogen
how do you pick up jewish girls?
heteroscedastic
Rotate 90 degrees.
jackbos
Moist paper towel.
evoLrelliK
Ah yes, the asymptote of dirt
MikeLindgren
That's when your just sweep strongly from side to side and it's all gone
pandorasmayhem
This. So much this.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
You tell em’!
QoalaBear
Don't be a wuss, snort that line.
chekhonte
When I was a teenager I used to call the the dust coke line but then a coworker made fun of me so I stopped.
thedissident
Just sweep it away, problem out of sight now classified as "solved".
MadVillainousDave
Do people still use these?
McmatyevakaM2
Put the edge of the pan on a piece of sticky side up duct tape...
SylvanaDarkmyst
It's called "frust".
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Damp Paper towel.
BrutusEt2
Frust. That is called frust.
clarkia
Yes, fuck you indeed !
ManufacturedMannequin
Flick your bean, I mean, wrist. Flick your wrist
JollyGreenAl
But it just wants to be free and live in the wild.
WhitetigerC
every fucking time...
bwomf
Vacuum
RedRonin93
You guys are just not skilled enough, line it perpendicular to the tray and sweep it all in one fell swoop, jævla sopere
Huge0
jävle sopere, ironiskt
AnotherNorwegian
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EveryGuyWithaBeard
Kunnskap, bitch!
Rips4w
That's when you homerun swing that shit across the floor for the next session.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Spread it out until it's no longer visible. Problem solved.
southrndude
LifeHack: on the final brush swipe in to the pan, simultaneously drag the pan back a bit...simple as that, easy peazy.
ChameleonFacedGoon
and repeat this 10 fucking times
triscuitparty
But it also fits so perfectly back into the corner
MandoRN79
ThisIsMyWork
The worst is when you think you got it and you move the pan and it's still there.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Every. Fucking. Time.
GlitteryFishstick
After the fourth time trying I just swish the dust around until I don't see it and save it for next time
Totallyscrewedinaustin
As a janitor, yes!
Alterfloyd
Get a little damp paper towel and all gone.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
It's the point though!
Alterfloyd
I feel ya! We are clean people.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
Who said I was clean? Have you seen my room? Jk
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Oh...I always give up and use the broom and one big sweeping motion to evenly disperse the dirt around the room so it's not noticeable..
BearNamedSmokey
I don't use dustpans. I sweep up a big pile and then vacuum up the pile. It's very effective.
TeddyBearLord
I like your style, fellow bear
rachiechilipepper
I take the pan and turn it perpendicular to the dirt line then sweep. You still don't get it all but you get most of it. Then I disperse it
PumparumTheCrow
I do that, then sweep the remainder under my fridge...
MrRight
Life Hack: Suck it up with a straw !
FeckinGreat
Sensible chuckle +1
ooooblackbetty
https://66.media.tumblr.com/c9bb05984ffff83dc71beb5d14f59f10/tumblr_neixjoha7r1t4rcpko1_500.gif
awesomebagel
No, that's in the nose.
BoobSaver
????
UncleGus
TheGeckoGamer
metamax
Can confirm.
ListenHereYouLittleShirt
It's even better if you snort it.
MrJimmyC
Nothing beats floor drugs.
TheSabinator
Rug drugs