A tall tale

Sep 16, 2015 6:06 PM

TerryCrews

Views

395587

Likes

13485

Dislikes

965

This is her.

This is me.

This is us. (Ignore beard)

This is also us.

We are little people. (I'm 6'3" she's 6'2")

We.... we did the thing.

She actually went through with it!

In front of people even!

My bro's had my back.

Guys.... I kinda....

I kinda feel like I won.

Love you @tallgirlproblemsarereal

You said ignore the beard... I couldn't ignore the beard...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

+1 FOR NOT DEAD

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Got confused by the " we are little people" while you were standing next to "little people" .

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Congrats OP. You did win. I wish you a happy marriage for the rest of your days.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is so stinking cute. Congrats @op, @tallgirlproblemsarereal!

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

"Ignore beard". We'll never ignore such amazing thing.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Never ever tell People to ignore the beard

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This isn't Facebook motherfucker. Fuck off elsewhere with your photo album.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Really! What's so special about a wedding, sheesh!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You kinda' did.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your children will be amazing at volleyball/basketball/banging their heads on ceiling fans.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you honeymoon in Keystone?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We did!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My empathetic side is happy for you. My lonely core has whimpered and curled up around itself in sorrow.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

It took me 34 years to find her. Worth the wait.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

i puked

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

i hate shit like this... rub it in our face....

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I hope your kids are midgets. Not in a mean way it'd just be really funny.....kind of like a midget

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One midget and 4 giants.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will not ignore your beard. 10/10

11 years ago | Likes 293 Dislikes 2

Ignoring a beard is illegal in 107 countries.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't ignore beard.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never ignore beard.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That beard is gorgeous, why would we ignore it?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I once killed a man for ignoring my beard.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My GF is 5' and I am 6'8". If we had kids idk if my kids with be basketball players or hobbits.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Why not both?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Muggsy Bogues! https://youtu.be/lOGj8qM6hQ0?t=51s

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

frodoballin.gif

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My sis is 5'5" and bro-in-law is 6'8". 1st baby came out average but grew FAST & will be TALL. 2nd baby is just the slightest above average.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch out for her, babies can be dangerous.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a 6'4" man myself, congratulations on finding the Amazon to your Viking. Tall girls are great.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

5'6" dude at 18 yrs here :c

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6'5" here. Married an adorable 5'2" woman. No regrets.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm 5'9" and most guys I meet do NOT act like it's great. Thanks for the encouragement! :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear that's been your experiences! Unfortunately there's a lot of insecure men in the world.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can wear heels :(?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Full disclosure: The ex I'd describe as "the one who got away" was 4'10". Literally had a foot and a half of height over her.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are beardy and attractive. She is quirky and attractive. You are both attractive. I don't know where this was going.

11 years ago | Likes 513 Dislikes 6

Threesome

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She reminds me of Mandy Maguire from Shameless UK.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We will have tall, quirky, bearded children. Hopefully the beards stick to the males.

11 years ago | Likes 204 Dislikes 2

Congrats on the marriage! My wife and I just got married last year and couldn't be happier. I hope you guys have happy lives together.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who knows? Maybe by the time your daughter (s) hit adolescence, beards on females will be in!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

One can only hope.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

+1 for this not ending with death

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Well, it will.... just not for a while.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ditto. Or like that army guy who lost both arms and legs to a bomb.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pls don't be dead. Pls.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NOT DEAD,WOOHOO!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for neither of you dying. Congrats!

11 years ago | Likes 683 Dislikes 6

Shocked right? Happy is good. People forget that.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The whole time...don't have a sad ending!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was holding my breath on that "Load remaining 1 image" link. Whew! Congrats, OP!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say that witty comment... oh well... +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading anything like this makes me prepare my body for the worst. Was waiting for the captions to get sadder and sadder.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm a big fan of that fact also.

11 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

Ha. Big fan, I see what you've done.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

hey @tallgirlproblemsarereal @TerryCrews said he loves you!!!

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

He better, we're married!

11 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

@Grendies ... we are the short version of them! Except We are not as close in height lol

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Congrats on your happiness, fuck you for your happiness.

11 years ago | Likes 4468 Dislikes 19

That was a beautiful toast

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Couldn't have said it better myself

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

v

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big massive fuck you!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you guys are blessed!! keep fucking do it!! be happiness!!!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally! Yes! Thank you!! Haha.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Congrats on your username, fuck you for your username.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a wedding photographer, I agree.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a hate, hate situation.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The semicolon is your friend.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Screw the semicolon, I have internet points.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Splice commas like they were extinct and you found a sample preserved in amber.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gongratufuckyoulations

11 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

Alternately, gofuckyoulations.

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Whenever someone tells me their expecting or getting married, "congradudulances".

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a Tmesis! (Just learned that yesterday, sorry)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happiness is a state of mind :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I am traveling out of state at the moment. Please leave a message and I will return your call when I can."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the toast I'm going to give at my buddy's wedding! Thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your loathing fills me with joy.

11 years ago | Likes 1272 Dislikes 11

Congrats on your beard, fuck you for your beard.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

U did win OP! You won big time...but u love her too so so did she. Congrats!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too did the thing minus the height and glorious beard good on your sir +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was more of a "post the typical imgur reaction to these sorts of situations and see what happens" things.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was experiencing slow internet and for a moment I thought you and your wife were pixel potatoes. I'm glad you're not. Congrats!

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Love the name btw

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like cinema sins, your like demons in a ghostbusters movie, hate only makes you stronger

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someday I'd like to win.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It took me 34 years to win.... keep the faith!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the positive vibes. Will do :) and congrats to you both!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's how you do it @op anguish of others is a fountain of youth

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I envy your beard.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Envy

11 years ago | Likes 142 Dislikes 5

Its a kind of loathing envy.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just had to be that guy eh ;)

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

In a word: Yeppers :p

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But I still can't decide which one has more dramatic effect...Guess I'll make it up: Enloathvying. *oddly satisfied*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone who just got broken up with, this is beautiful and I hate you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo my man was that a reference to the legend of korra? "we did the thing"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We would never be nerds like that... but yes... yes he did...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Awesomeness! I hope you're as deadly as zhu li

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That absolutely was a reference.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MAD RESPECT BROTHER! Wish y'all the best of luck and happiness

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now, go fill your Amazonian with joy... She'll appreciate it. Congrats, btw!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to up vote you for finding someone with whom you love, it makes me happy that someone else has been happy and stuff

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loathe you. I loathe you very much. You could even say I am in loathe with you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No kidding. I'm 6'7" gloriously bearded and lonely as fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Also. I'm 5"2'.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh... hi. :3

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey there.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you say bearded? Don't you know what that does to us ladies?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Apparently not

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HOW!? Tall. Beard. Lonely. This makes no sense.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I don't understand it either. I'm not a creep or anything. I own a house, truck, and a business.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cannot fathom how this could possibly be true

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I don't really go anywhere I could meet ladies. Except imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 5'11 baby face.. Is disapprove.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6'7" bearded and lonely?! HOW??

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the inbox and soon to be had sex bro

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5'4" and change female, wassup.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck your happiness for you

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well aren't you just wonderful!

11 years ago | Likes 1142 Dislikes 7

You two are adorable together, just so you know :)

11 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

"We are the world's most giant couple, do not fear us, we're just like you, only GIANT!"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha thought this was sarcasm until I saw your username. Congrats to you both. This makes me so happy and hopeful!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I seen you comment around before...holy fuck, I had no idea you were that tall. Das crazy

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a 6 foot tall chick, I agree with your username. Lol

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As a 5"5' guy I have no clue what you deal with

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SUP TALL GIRL?? WHY AM I YELLING?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Making sure I can hear you all the way up here? Haha. (I used to get "how is the weather up there?" Jokes a lot.)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hahaha yeah me too (I'm 6'4"). Also love looking into mirrors and seeing my chest and the bottom of my chin. #Tallpplproblems

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now kith.

11 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

got a slur...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kith (noun): One's friends, acquaintances or relations.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We.... We did a bit of that already.

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Pics or it didn't happen.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

we don't believe you! Do it again!

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Not. A. Problem.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

That's the spirit, by gum!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a girl who is 6'3" and sometimes feels alone when it comes to mates, this makes me smile! Stand tall, you beautiful human!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I do! On Valentine's day I wore heels. It was awesome. Everyone stared for a few minutes. I was 6'5 at that point. It was glorious!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yay! I love my heels! I am usually 6'6" when I wear heels. So happy for you though! Enjoy married life!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a 6'3" male, sup?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, Luke

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turns out I am more than tall enough to be a storm trooper.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably too tall as us giraffes typically are for...ya know...everything

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, Spiderman came to your wedding!?

11 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Was hoping someone else noticed

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn right! He's shorter that I thought though

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

And do I spy both princess Anna and Queen Elsa?!

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Those are my adorable incredible beautiful nieces!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm actually really curious as to why a child is wearing a costume at your wedding.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mom told him to put on his best outfit.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Um is rather have Spiderkid at my wedding than a child in a tux.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kids could be their favorite superhero or princess. We thought it'd make it more fun for them.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's awesome!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. I like getting all dressed-up now, but when I was a child, dressing up for weddings was a pain in the ass. Congrats !

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good guy OP

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously, no one else here is concerned about the obvious? They're gonna have tall ass giraffe-babies towering over and judging us! =)

11 years ago | Likes 1743 Dislikes 7

Hope you will be benevolent overloads.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a tall woman, married to a tall man: that's the plan of us tall ones.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

they are indeed going to breed the master giant race

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a 6' 5" man with a 6' fiancee...MWAHAHAHAHAA!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They will gallop free on the Plains of Imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm Dutch. I'm not worried...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I for one welcome our new Giraffe-baby overlords...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A couple I went to church with was 6'7" and 6'2". Their son was 6'10".

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6'5" me and my 6'4" ex had a kid back in '06. We're both looking up at him now...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or theirs could be the generation to have a midget/dwarf/little person/hobbit/gnome/(whatever the hell isn't derogatory this week)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BTW, congrats to you two!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a 6'3 tall bbw girl.... men are intimidated by me.... they always want me to dominate them for some reason. But I just want to cuddle..

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I cuddle...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea but are you in close to me lol

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as close as you need...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a 5'4" girl that likes to dominate, I wish I was taller.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

KEEP EM IN THE CIRCUS! Glad folks around here have a good sense of humor!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? I just want some laughs and some jokes. Some crazy serious imgur stuff happening recently. I don't like, not one bit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just so *smug* about being tall. They really lord it over us ;)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course they're going to have Giraffe Babies. They browse Imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not only that, they're going to be gorgeous I mean look at them, each perfect specimens!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well you're just peachy!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Towering over you. I'm 6'2". Although, I have twin girls (fraternal) and one is only projected to grow to about 5'1" or so. They're 14.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Towering over you. I am 6;5

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 6'5 DH and my 5'11 self have a nine year old boy who is 5'4. We deal. We try not to judge the rest of you. :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm more or less 6 foot and I just turned 16 so I think I'll be good

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our equally tall friends had a baby weighing 13lb (normal is ~7) and looked 6mo old at birth. That kid was HUGE.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my vagina clenched at the thought of pushing a huge ham. Yep... More contraceptives!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6"2 woman would be a 6"7 guy find the difference between that and a 6"3 man equals a 6"5 male if they have a boy...or a 6"0 girl.(averaged)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i feel sorry for her vagina

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless they end up taller than ma and pa, I think I'll be OK.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tall people are actually genetically predisposed to have a short child more often than a couple where only one parent is tall.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Otherwise known as Imgur-sized babies

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he's 6'3" and shes 6'2" i think more their whole bodies will be tall... not just their asses

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually good sir I see eye to eye to these fair people. Now wax my shoes.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both my parents are tall, and both me and my sister are shorter than them. Not by much, but still. Not always the case.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they will fit in with all the freakishly tall men in colorado

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is it the thinner atmosphere at that altitude? how do they grow so tall?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

i have no idea, but i am single and 5'5" and i prefer someone 5'4" to 5'9", there are 6'5" guys on the dating site i use...a lot of them!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm only 6' so does that make me eligible?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

6 ft is preferable to 6'5"...why, are you in colorado? lol

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What dating site might this be? I love tall men and I've always wanted to move to Colorado.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

PM me....we can talk about options.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Colorado is the fittest state in the US. Maybe they're just properly nourished and active enough to reach their potential.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My cousin (6'4) and his wife (6'0) have a 2 year old that could pass as 5.

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

My daughter's father was 6'4" to my 5'2". My daughter is 5 and will be taller than me in a few years.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lord help them. Boy or girl?

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Boy. Smart as well.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's the goal... our tribe shall DOMINATE THE SMALLER! WE SHALL DRESS YOU ALL IN YELLOW AND CALL YOU OUR MINIONS! MUHAHAHAHAHA

11 years ago | Likes 726 Dislikes 3

Your genitals are at punching height.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually, minions are yellow. And wear blue overalls.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'll bite yer fucken kneecaps off ya cheeky kent

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm a giraffe. I'm only 5'8", but I get made fun of for having a long neck. Do I at least get to ear brown spots over the yellow?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy shit its Viking dude!! You guys did the thing! I'm so happy for you guys it's like someone I know got married!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do... do I know you?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No haha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I tried to ask @tallgirlproblemsarereal out on an amazing sate but I was informed of her viking of an SO. Congratulations!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As one of those short ones go fuck yourself with that minion costume and fuck off back to facebook where dirty attention whores belong

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Well done living up to your username.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Well done on being enough of an attention whore to make it to the front page. Don't spend those fake points in one place now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I'll try not to, but there is a virtual car I've been wanting to make a down payment on. 1000 more points and u can do it!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My SO is 5'5" and I'm 5'2" we're Mexican and will probably have a bunch of miniones...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kin brother I am 6'4 and shall help in your conquest of the puny mortals

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Both your height and your sword are accepted. Strap on your midgets as armor... we ride at dawn!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y'all gonna stick out. I suggest your tribe be nice and peaceful, since short people have an easier time moving in cover and concealment.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Grind their bones to make our bread!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am 5'11" and fiance is 6'7" ... Our kind will RULE THE WORLD in pants that are too short for us and awkwardly show our ankles.

11 years ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 0

Levis offers long enough pants online for men at least

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'm 5'7" gf 5'4", but we're mexican so we'll shank yo tall asses

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know for female clothes the shop long tall sally exists. I think jacamo (men's clothes) stopped exporting from the uk though.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm 5'2 and the back of my pant legs get wet when it rains.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 5'10" (average US make height), and that still happens to me with 30" inseam pants (often shortest inseam for men's pants).

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 6', hubby's 5'10", our 8 yo is already 4' 6" and our 6 yo is 4'1". They both JUST had their birthdays. Our other kids are tall too!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a 4'1" almost 4 year old. His dad is 6'7 and I'm almost 5'10. RIP my wallet buying him clothes as he gets older :/

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too short to side with the tall folk, too tall to side with the short folk. Time to get some popcorn ready and watch the ensuing slaughter.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually wouldn't mind that :P

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 6'6" or so, my bro is 6'4", and our sisters are fairly tall as well. We offer our swords to the tribe. THE TALL WILL RISE!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

By Odins beard we will be victorious!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would prefer to be dressed like an Oompa Loompa if you don't mind.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As you wish. http://imgur.com/1naYvBl

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Totally on board now!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Will you document that to?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We will never submit to the giraffe-kind. We will rebel, we will resist. We will meet you head-on in the battlefield. Until Valhalla.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Well, head to waist. If we're really lucky we may get head to neck.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don't think of it as being too short, think of it as having your fists and teeth well lined up with certain vulnerable spots.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let me help you even the odds.... http://imgur.com/eSWO5qc

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're a smart ass, and I appreciate that.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have handed us the keys to your own destruction. Your Giraffebellion shall fail before it starts!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You surely look more than 1 inch taller than her

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah? Well Ill tornado kick your baby in the nuts. How do you feel about that? Huh?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a tall chick who always felt like an out of place giraffe-baby growing up, I now thoroughly enjoy the towering over and the judging....

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

plus you WIN at concerts

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We have feelings down here, just so you know. Real feelings with real emotions. I like long legs though =)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Grab a step ladder and we can chat about those feelings and emotions.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bring a dining chair up to the bar, I'll stay on a stool.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a plan. This bar better have snacks.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

don't you have any idea how easy it is to incapacitate tall gangly people?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've watched NBA games, I know how it goes. I'm not quite sure what "take it to the house" means, but they do it and bodies everywhere.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6'3'' female, can confirm that tall girl problems are real

11 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 4

as a 6'1" girl: come to the dark site -> its german though: www.grosseleute.de

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

sorry if this is a bit backhanded, but thank you for existing, as i always feel weird for being 6'.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'll take it, and you're welcome for existing. :)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But on the plus side you get to reach the cookie jar :)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm also 6'3".. wanna date & then get married & then male a cute-ass photoset like this & be as happy as they are? <333

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

where do you shop? I can't find anything in stores that fits and online shopping is too hard because of the variation between sizes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alloy.com is the only place I've been able to shop. Sadly online is m">nly ">is my only option. Also evanity.com and deltas.com sadly all online though

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Longtallsally.com. Clothing for taller ladies, and larger size shoes!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cool. I'm 6'2" and saw a girl prob 6'7" last weekend....surprisingly very proportional, too.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6-6 guy here. Where are the tall women hiding?

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

My sentiments exactly....it'd be nice not to have to bend down to kiss/hug/smash.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 6'7... Please marry me

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5'10" guy, here... I like solving problems. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! And we are allowed to wear heels if we want!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sup hottie.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

6ft1 here. Bending down to get things on the floor is more effort than I'd like to admit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are real problems... IN YOUR HEAD. They are not real problems in outside world if you are not so blindly following norms.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Lol, thanks tumblr for that opinion. I'm talking about being able to find clothes and shoes that fit.. None of that societal bullshit.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well you have the best view in cinema and stadium and find lost friends in the crowd easier and what not. It's a fair trade off I'd say.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Disagree. Be tall for a day and get back to me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a 6'6" tall male, how you doin?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They really are! 37' inseams suck. Although I actually have a dress that touches the ground! I'm so proud.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Where did you get it?! I was in a wedding once and the bride insisted all of our dresses touch the ground. had to pay for extra extra length

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yessss!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Catalina long sleeve dress.. IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5'7 guy here, and any woman over 6' is immediately attractive as hell. I also have no fucking idea why, it's just one of those innate things

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As a six ft female, never once has someone been attracted to me because of height. I feel like I'm intimidating or something :(

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a 6' tall guy and am definitely extra attracted to women my height or taller. Never dated / hooked up with such a lady before, sadly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had taller women dislike me -because- I'm shorter than them. I feel it's not personal, just the primal male-must-be-taller effect.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's not primal. People tend to call whatever they are used to as being "natural" or "primal". It's not.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Here http://phys.org/news/2014-02-height-important-heart.html and h">html">http://phys.org/news/2014-02-height-important-heart.html and http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0054186

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is more about what I've been made aware of through educative means rather than my own opinion. Evolutionary psychology, really. Enjoy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0