mrhollywoog
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Neverending breakfast
May 27, 2020 2:17 AM
mrhollywoog
99509
1301
43
Neverending breakfast
Velglarn
Welcome to every h/motel in America for the last decade or more
fukkettinha
Those are gross
CloudedJava
This... this is the dream.
subsubsub
Now, if we only had a sound track.....
BoardBoredBoard
Nowhere near as good as Saturday-morning post-sex pre-coffee-poop breakfasts.. Minimum effort involved though which is a plus.
Sealab2021
I remember when my hotel had this. I felt like such a hick for taking a picture.
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
These are great
machmach
Instant warm fluffy happiness to fill my empty hollow self. Gimme gimme!
CrustyMuffin
Thanks, I don't hate it.
machmach
ILoveSpicyPeople
Those fucking things break constantly.
KareemAbdulJabroni
SLOWER!!!
TrapsAreIllegal
They look bad
auslukewirdvader2
Plastic fantastic
bedat5am
Food and cutlery
HulleFu
I as a German will never understand how a complete nation can call this "breakfast". Any time I have to travel to the USA I hate this.
rykinpoe
Better than a fast food pancake but only slightly. I prefer the hotels with the waffle makers.
secretagentdoubleobeaver
It says do not touch. I wonder how many people have touched it
scrapz
NotmyUsername2000
I would love a pancake pooping machine
codeman1029
the pancakes aren't very good.... very rubbery
Snark42
I've used this type of pancake machine before. PRO TIP: Keep clicking dispense and get multiple pancakes to be made close to each other.
Crazyjemjem
I would like 3 pancake poops please:)
afx82
I experienced this for the first time in a chicago hotel 2019. My life hasn’t been the same since.
Cultistchan
a 3D printer that just prints happyness
EndiaTheMisanthropist
That. Is. Slow.
uniruler
You keep your pancakes. I'll take the Belgian Waffles EVERY day of the week. Should we start a waffle vs pancake flame war?
spookypoots
How do I find the pancake setting on my printer?
IAmNotTomBrady
Just pour in the batter, it will know what to do with it.
OrionRed
Try printing this:
saltyasfuck
Hurtsdo
If I feed it purple Skittles, will it poop out green pancakes?
BananaForScaIe
No, monkeys fly like hand grenades. Wait wut.
Compound515
Probably not
Hurtsdo
Are you into experimenting?
Joelistan
PTFCMcGee
No sense in not trying.
LickFury
Cleaned annually
gwenniechan
Too generous
Thandruin
*anally
Leithoa
I thought they came clean from the factory?
TCGView
Can't speak for this one, but the one we had at a hotel I worked at got cleaned daily.
JuJuBe15
To make y'all feel a smidge better, the batter comes premade in bags that are loaded into it, rather than loose batter mixed on site.
kodudScifiSmuggler
Probably right. Ain't killed me yet tho!
candar
Heh, we're all dirt anyway. Live!
Mrgetdown
I can agree with that
Lonetengu
Used to work with these pieces of junk. They're deep cleaned everytime they break down... so roughly 3 times a day...
codeman1029
was coming here to say the same thing... literally watched the lady do it... (because I wanted to see how the inside worked)
milskiCatDiver
They're hot enough to kill most pathogens. Probably. I think.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Yeah but dust, grease and stuff are still things that aren't nice to eat.
Wonkable
The best part of a Holiday inn express. I might have stated at a couple
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
I've only seen the crap waffle makers....now there's pancakes?!? ? Also: I'm sure it's maintained and super clean, right? ....right?!?
dannoll
That’s nice of you to state your joy about the pancake machines when you stay there!
hillbillygold
As long as the couple was cool with that, I guess you can in advertising.
RareGoomba
But have you stayed in one?
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
I work at one on a military base and I still get a kick out of showing young kids how it works, since they all love to press the button.
VikingYetiChef
Same here buddy
neospor1n
Before this all started I stayed at 3-5 a week, every week, for work
Snooj
Hampton Inns have waffle makers at every buffet. We spent two weeks in Florida back in BC times and I think it was my son's favorite thing.
Snooj
We went to Disney, Universal, beaches, toured all kinds of places. But I hear about those waffles to this day.
axiomatik
Nah, their biscuits and gravy is better. So are the cinnamon rolls usually.
mikeatike
You're not a doctor, but...
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
Their turkey sausage is pretty bad, but the mountain of bacon makes up for it
samueWebRunner
Agreed, bit their biscuits and gravy is delicious.
Wonkable
I forget about the turkey sausage. Gross. But their bacon is good
EmergencySocialMediaHologram
I used to get the sausage links and put salsa on tjem. I call it Salsages.
TheThirdDay
...i want to try that.
HamburgerWelper
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this. Salsages.