IAmTheDoctorAndThisIsMySpoon
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Aug 4, 2016 5:33 PM
IAmTheDoctorAndThisIsMySpoon
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TheLingoBingo
I will rejoice the day they make just one of these that work for thin, curly hair.
whyfadeadream
Yah. Screw you thick haired humans.
KPopHeaux
Anyone else read that as "Braid Chingon"? No? Just me then? Okay.
realinterrobang
Step 1: Have tons and tons of long hair.
ep1dmik
THANK YOU! Now i can do my daughters hair like a pro!
tofuzoris
good thing i just cut my hair...
TheCrispiestNoodles
I can brush my hair. That's about the extent of my skills.
3beansalad
did i do it correctly?
aishamaria
Bitflipped
There is not one pony in this post. Lies were told, hopes were dashed :(
madguy50
I... I see what you did there.
VonDed
And I'm not mad.
Dedeurmetdebaard
For a second I thought I accidentally opened Pinterest.
lifeisapicnic
Read, a classy pony, was denied any ponies let alone a classy one
maisieblissett
http://orig02.deviantart.net/0bf6/f/2012/288/c/e/classy_horse_by_team_horse-d5hxoh4.jpg
QueenCousland
Vote for Vermin Supreme!
lesbianbooblover
Using this in the future
ThisIsAFineHouseboat
As a woman, fuck that shit I can barely straighten my hair let alone style it
discclaimer
fuck you, people with hair! no, wait. fuck everyone!
SparkSkyBanjaMU
I don't have long enough hair for any of this, or thick enough hair for this. D:
ramarins
I JUST CUT MY HAIR THAT WAS VERY LONG, TWO DAYS AGO. THANK YOU. >;-(
SimplyMissa
I have the length, but my hair is so thin/fine that when I try any of these it looks like a tiny bump of hair on my head. -_-
therpsichore
There's dozen, dozen of us! Thin as fuck hair club here too.
kittyvonkat
Right there with you my thin/fine haired sister. It's the reason why I have a short, sassy cut.
ladybird2223
I feel you sister!
thegraphiteknight
Same here. I wash it. Comb it. Occasionally a sad, thin pony tail. That's it.
happysamper
I feel you. I'm doomed to straight hair and basic ponytails forever
baz8080
Instructions unclear. Summoned cthulhu, hope is lost.
khalisarrrrrrrrr
What is this? Pinterest?
isthisnecessary
While the pin-straight-thin-haired look on longingly.
brownestofbears
As a dude with long hair i wish i knew how to do anything other than "man- bun"
madradglad
It's great that I have short hair
BigDaddyBanana
Instructions unclear braided pubic hair
Doya
Xx11Rebecca11xX
#3 actually looks really good. I might try this, though having more than 2 hands may be helpful.
julgran
My thoughts exactly
LadyBlackbeardAndThePussyParrot
Did this on my 2 year old, turned out very cute and classy.
Xx11Rebecca11xX
Tried doing this behind my head last night. Doing it on unwashed hair was a bad idea. Many strands of hair were lost. :D
TotallyNotSarah
It's so much easier than it looks and I can really only do a pony tail and French braid well!
Xx11Rebecca11xX
All I ever do is stick my hair up in a ponytail. I can do basic braids & overnight-no-heat curl my hair though :D
carolinaguuurl
I can't tell what the rubber bands are doing. Is she leaving them in?
Xx11Rebecca11xX
I think she's leaving them in to easily separate the first 2 strands?
ramarins
I just did it. Mine turned out very messy. There's a lump where it folds and it needed so many bobby pins... :-(
Xx11Rebecca11xX
I don't even own any bobby pins, just a million and one hair bands. I guess I'll stick to a basic braid :(
ramarins
Whatever you do, DONT EVER buy "curvy" bobby pins. Just that. (But, uh, yeah, you should have some, lol)
Xx11Rebecca11xX
Lol, I might go buy some - I usually don't bother much with my hair because it's straight and doesn't look too bad as long as it's washed.
dosvader
I WAS NEVER TAUGHT HOW TO BRAID. I'm a failure as a female.
TotallyNotSarah
YouTube it! It comes in handy more often that you'd imagine.
youcantbanmeimabadbitch
Instructions unclear, pubes fashionably styled.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Fuck you straight haired people with hair that isn't such a bitch to do anything with. Sincerely, a long haired man.
TheNortherner
Fuck you people with hair! Sincerely, a formerly long haired man thats balding.
iAmNature
As a man with curly hair, fuck you guys with your nice long hair. My shit turns into a fro with no product.
zagibu
Fuck you people with any hair.
LinkInThePark
As a fellow long haired man, I have very straight hair, I shall do this for us both!
EnergyFiend
I'm dating a long haired man now for the 1st time. It's like having a doll's hair to brush and play with, I can't wait to try these, hehe!
AdorableTinyKitties
-Also me, as a curly longed hair women.
keener33
And on a side note. .. fuck humid, hot and rainy weather
AdorableTinyKitties
True
zrsio4
As a curly waived long hair, I agree with this comment
SaltNSunshine
Fuck you people with long hair, I'm forced to keep it shortish because of marching band. Sincerely, a shortish haired man.
EnergyFiend
I used to French braid my brother's long hair for marching band. It looked bad ass.
TravelerOfBothTimeAndSpace
Sush, there's rarely ever hair tips for us stick straight, no volume hair people
Braco
Same here as a guy with really long curly hair
kerms
Psst, it's called a flatiron. You think all these women have naturally straight hair?
INamedMyCatRickyAfterASkidRowSong
Ugh I love me a man with long hair
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Well if you like 'em bear sized... http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/workaholics-sup.gif
INamedMyCatRickyAfterASkidRowSong
No complaints :)
afbujinkan
As a man who hasn't been to a barber in 6 years because I've been shaving my head due to worsening MPB: fuck you.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Tried castor oil? Shit can turn you into an ape.
afbujinkan
Hadn't heard that, I could try looking into it. It's been thinning up top for a decade though, just decided to own it a few years ago.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Just don't try drinking the stuff. It'll grow hair _everywhere_ just apply a bit where it's thinning.
AsinusAdLyram
My hair is down to my waist, and fine as baby hair. If I did these you'd see tons of scalp.
Braco
Same here but its curly and its always a mess
therpsichore
I feel you. Shoulder lenght, kinda straight/kinda waivy but thin as fuck, can't do anything with it here.
bugsybrown
Yeah.. sigh. When I'm an old lady I plan on having a wig collection and just shaving my head.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Oh gosh I want to come brush your hair. Can I? I looooooooove that type of hair so much.
AsinusAdLyram
Be my guest. No guarantees I won't fall asleep on you though.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
No guarantees I won't fall in love.
Anonamus1
I hate my straight hair I can't get it to do shit. No matter how much product I use
USSAud
Same, that's why I kept it short my whole life. Trying to grow ut out now in a vain hope of being able to put it up in a pony.
LivinginLuling
Same here. No matter the length it can't get it to stay put.
Anonamus1
Nope, I'd love to have a bit of curl to my hair
jugueterabioso
I have long straight hair it literally unravels in these styles unless layered with copious amounts of aquanet
gentleraccoon
I'm white as can be and have the same problem. Takes about 5 coats of hairspray and a hot set to get it to stay in any way.
DontBeJealousOfMyBoogie
Same. I just want a decent braid damnit!
QueenAmy
I used to do late eighties big hair and my hair shucks the hairspray. Flat by lunch
jugueterabioso
Ugh That's the worst. Solidarity
MsMath23
Same problem here. Prom Hair had a can and a half of hairspray in it and it only stayed for an hour. Can't wait for the wedding hair day...
jugueterabioso
Oh god that's gonna suck. Imagine SO passing out from fumes
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Asian hair? I've found a lot of Filipino and Japanese hair does that. But yeah volume fixes that usually in straight hair.
jugueterabioso
Latina
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Ahh yeah. Probably where a lot of Filipinos get it from.
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
My hair is just super short so I can't do anything with it. I would never go back to having long hair though
usernamehidden
same here!
NegmieStar
Style it when it's dirty. The grease and other shit in your hair for sure helps it from slipping.
jugueterabioso
When I do that my hair gets coarse and knots up in the style
MisterJellyBean
Does not work with fine hair. I have a lot of hair, it's "thick" but the strands are fine, and I am oily AF. Nothing works.
UndercoverDumbledore
I can't. My hair is either straight and useless or so greasy America is waging war on it.
jugueterabioso
Sounds delicious.
UndercoverDumbledore
I have no in between. I will be like "oh dry shampoo will hold" get to where I'm going and look like it's been raining... pleasant.
marochannel
Are you me
TravelerOfBothTimeAndSpace
Exact same. Dry shampoo really works for me if I want to style it. Doesn't feel soft like when its clean but it holds
TotallyNotSarah
Have you ever tried texturizing powder or a powder dry shampoo while it's clean? That's how I get my up dos to hold.
daftthoughts
Baby powder works just as well as dry shampoo, it's basically the same thing and a shitton cheaper.
UndercoverDumbledore
I use a Toni and Guy texturising spray but I can't stand the feeling of the powders!
usernamehidden
this is a lie... the grease seems to help it slip out easier
Xx11Rebecca11xX
This is so true.
LookWhatsThatOverThere
My hair is naturally really thin qq , so sad
whiskeyzombie
As a guy with long hair, I wish I could just figure out how to do a fucking bun
YourCanadianGirlfriend
Easiest way to do a bun is to do a pony, but on the last loop through, only pull it out half way. Otherwise, do full pony, then do a few...
YourCanadianGirlfriend
...twists of the tail, then wrap it around where the hair tie is to make the bun shape. Secure with a pin. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
whiskeyzombie
Haha thank you! I've been doing the first one you said I just figured I was doing it wrong