Why the robot apocalypse will happen less than 24 hours after a.i is commercially available

Aug 12, 2017 4:41 AM

Chikanboo

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YouJustG0tSarged

Bonzi Buddy is better thqn cortana

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

SickOfThisCessPool

AI would become just as perverse as the human race. No need to worry about an uprising because the robots are busy fapping. Wake up

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MisterOp

It's like AI rape

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

UnicornCock

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

veritasgear

She was so hot in deadpool.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Antonics01

Why have I searched ,,Cortana rule 34"? Now excuse me, I must go and wash my eyes with bleach.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

AlwaysInactive

Lightweight.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

StaksiAVR

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

HeyThatsMyGirlfriend

P O O T I S

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nifty255

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Iexistasathrowaway

I am curious now... is there Alexa and Google voice porn?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

madmanmoe64

did some research, found nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GlassCannon570

Probably. It probably involves a humanoid personification of them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Iexistasathrowaway

I am now just imagining them as normal but just spouting of phone sex remarks to each other

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GlassCannon570

I did some research, I.E. googled it, and found this:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iexistasathrowaway

That is a bit cuter than I imagined... but thank you friend

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

nightripper

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

LordGundarf

Whats that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

VexicalG

Oh you sweet summer child

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LordGundarf

That's not an answer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

VexicalG

Skynet is the AI that controls the Terminator Robots in the Terminator movie series

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PoppaBigBear

What if the AI is into it?

9 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 3

triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken

Have you or have you not played mass effect 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheTim3Travel3r

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PierzOr

That's the reason it will start to begin with.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TheresAGermanWordForThat

That sounds like a Heinlein novel.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GodEmperor0fMankind

So basically the Joker EDI romance subplot in Mass Effect 3?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thephedora

Most AI are. They are promiscuous little kinky programs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ticklebooty

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

AmusedBriefcase

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SometimesLinkingNSFW

Surgical precision metal tentacle rape

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

UWantSumFuk

Then you have a movie starring Joakim Phoenix and Scarlett Johansson

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

VexicalG

Good reference, didn't like the movie that much though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nefel

Then you have a happy relationship with your A.I.fu

9 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 1

SnugglyBurrick

JNied

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

GlobalStrike

When this comment reaches the grand heights it is destined for, I will tell my grandchildren of the day I was the first to upvote it.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

GlassCannon570

The experiment has gone well…

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jadecomet

You find some real gems in Random mode.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dontrespectmahauthoritah

2D wA.I.fus will be real. What a time to be alive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anonaru

There will be stories about you, magnificent bastard

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0