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Apr 19, 2018 8:44 PM
NamesAreLame
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monkeynewa
Prank? This dude just got a free meal and company.
PhantomGeek
Woulda been funny if a chubby pasty Pacific Northwest woman waddled by, instead of tight ass McGee
SirBlades
Where can I get those shorts?!!?!?!?!?!?
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norill
almost 2 years?
PUNKem733
I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm calling the cops.
FragileDonkey
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
I mean does he put out on the first date?
hotlikesauce69
This looks like something that would happen in The Sims
Mrpony2
Public nudity
UnicornofPeril
I'd be very down for this, but I'd kinda prefer the mostly naked guy.
eggsovermiami
His clothes just fly off?!?!
TheRicM
Nah, he's just wearing shorts the entire time
Bob64
CharityQuill
why can't this happen to me? ;n;
Ambeam
That's not a prank. Pranks need deception and a victim. This is just dumb
frogglesmash
The man is the victim, and the unexpected nature of the "date" is the deception.
taylaw84
Let’s set the scene. Dude in hoodie & random button. Bunch of dudes hangin around with chairs & a table dressed as waiters. Perfectly normal
7500
sauce?
foo2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR2MGE6R2Bk
shoe47
SirPoopyButtholeTheFirst
Never has this been more applicable lol
Theniyaal
I think that's twice I've seen him doing Internet pranks. Does he do that instead of magic now, or along with that and the wrestling?
fuqHALO1
woulda been awesome if his hoodie didnt tear away when the cable pulled on it and he went flying too
TwitchTitch
Just like Madona.
nutmegwolf
That does happen in the video, he doesn't go flying but the strings get caught and don't tear the hoodie apart.
seco4800
I think I would be extremely startled... Then I would cry cuz it's such a nice surprise. Bon appetit my dudes.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Did he not notice a bunch of dudes in white clothes holding random items?
ENayChuck
I would just have my junk hanging all out
superfeathers
Looks like Robin Thicke
LookingLikeASnack
I'm impressed that he got pushed backwards into a backless chair and instead of falling he assumed near flawless posture.
LordOfTheDownvotes
Buns of steel aint going to mess up his posture.
CallMeVoodoo
Not gay but flattered. Free dinner? Deal.
ABPSEUDONYM
In those shorts? I'm not so sure that would be his tune.
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
Free dinner and I give a bj? Deal
SeeBeyond
I give a BJ? Deal
PathologicalLier
im not gay but.. a blowjobs a blowjob.. and better than no job
barf1189
I have TMJ issues so i'd just give up the hersey highway
SomeDetroitGuy
Nowhere near as good
Bob64
celestedrake
Great movie.
Bob64
I guess we both like it hot.
celestedrake
Some do.
FireFireSaidMrsMcGuire
I also like it hot.
quattroformaggix4
Brava
Yepitsausername
Um.... I would never approach a drinking fountain with a random man sulking near it.
bilateralunsymmetry
That's why you'll never have anything exciting happen to you. Like a free dinner or rape
guywhodrivestheJeeptoCrystalPalace
...in just your underwear.
Jensaw101
I feel as if the person who goes to the beach in a small skin-tight bathing suit is not the kind to be uncomfortable approaching a person.
TakamiStitches
It's called daredevil trait. And recommended by 7 out of 8 game masters.
PowwerOrb13
The 8th actually likes your character and is actively trying to keep the idiot alive despite your actions and suicidal plans.
bomboy23
It's not a fountain, it's an ominous big button. Like the Staples easy button
jrellis462
*skulking
LanaDelReyy
He could’ve been sulking.
ThereAreSomeWhoCallMeeeTim
Idk, he looked pretty sulky to me...
OsteoArch
The real question is why is a mostly naked man pressing a big red button in the park?
Scyxurz
You can see the beach in the background in the first half second.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
The important question is, why not?
sliveroflight
Look friend, he's a grown man. He can do whatever he wants.
osilvers
boskonetwo
What else would you do with a mysterious big red button?
OsteoArch
Good point
ThomsonI
Having grown up with 90s FPSs, push it and immediately step take three big steps back.
jhsuber
They set up by the beach if I recall this correctly
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
They're by a beach.
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Venice Beach ma dude.
Sneckz
All this time I thought it was a water fountain. I'm dumb.
Tafkam96
Cause they script told him too
kernelzklukz
Venice bruh... everyone is almost naked
brunnichsguillemot
Sounds like the stuf heaven is made of
Posssssssssssssssssssssssssssssum
No you're thinking of clouds
NZSheeps
Depends. Consider what 'Everyone' includes
myotherbikeisabike
Yes people are ugly but you would be so comfy! Clothes are the worst so worth it
jeeeps
NZSheeps
I shared that selfie in confidence!
FirePrinceZuzu
It's not a button. It looks like there are things there you can take. What they are, I leave to you.
maststick
Why the fuck aren't you?
stinkbeaner
For an instant date
TheInternetWoah
I figured it was a water fountain
SevenAngryTortoises
It is a water fountain
OsteoArch
It looks like it's just a button
ThePornhubTitle
Are we discussing the clitoris?
famousamosa1
Mine is big, red and out in public
OsteoArch
If that's the case you may have some legal issues very soon.
TheInternetWoah
Fight me!
OsteoArch
I'm on a laptop, I enlarged the gif, it looks like the staples button, there is no room for a fountain head
TheInternetWoah
So the whole thing was staged, are you happy??
mysteryperson
Me too
wraiththinks
You don't know?
Esdog
Probably the same reason that famous singer was masturbating in a public toilet
TheRicM
Definitely looks like a beach, not just a park, so that might answer your "mostly naked" part
TanDumpLord
Yes
Jomini001
It's a beach dude. Look closely.
MBdub210
I so thought it was an MLB game ...
Jomini001
Really?
flamingling
Do you have laser eyes?? How do you see that?
Jomini001
It goes quick but you can see water and sand. Bunch of people in bathing suits in the background too.