TheTinmen
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Currently trying to think of something funny to tell the officer when they let me out.
Sep 8, 2016 2:18 AM
TheTinmen
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Currently trying to think of something funny to tell the officer when they let me out.
lordkickass
I didn't know Tom Cruise was on imgur
pantsbazooka
Calling suspect on this one.
ditto12g
How the fuck did you manage to do that?
SilverNeon123
Worst part about going in? Coming out...
Dunes8
"Tada!"
CoolBreeze36
This isn't my Tardis!
MyFavoritesAreNice
Honestly I would've just broken the door down, which is probably dumb but yep.
Basher626
THEN I PULLED OUT MY GU-UN!!!
keyserv
I guess I'll assume you tried to free yourself in some manner, and are in some weird kind of closet.
enygma981
"thanks to the government I can now come out of the closet"
VerticalInfinity
Coming out of the closet, eh?
whyisthatsofunny
Is everything you own in a box to the left?
Bilbobin
JustWuggy
Soviet's at it again...
Kizsurian
Womble? Are you having trouble with your doors again?
wafflesmgee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
ImgurAttorney
Pics or it didn't happen
TheTinmen
There. Happy? "Update from le closet"
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Gear1solidx
My thoughts after seeing the black Beanie , is this guy robbing the place ???
Norythelittlebrie
You're pretty
anniebananniezzz
You some kind of stupid?
PajamaRobot
"You guys took this much better than my father did."
HAupvote
Bruh could've called the pizza man would be less awkward and probably cost less
SurfNazisMustDie
Zelnorack
"Well this wasn't how I was PLANNING to come out of the closet..."
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
"I'm just such a huge fan of Tom Cruise, and I wanted to do a tribute."
iRelateToEverything
As a little girl named Matilda, I can relate to this.
abraxasfury
Why does your closet lock in the first place?
TheTinmen
Some numbnuts from before put a locking knob on a closet door.
Gillmich
"Thanks for helping me out of the closet. I couldn't come out by myself."
Beardtrooper
I got locked in a bathroom at a deaf school when I was 5. Worst case senario.
StarwithoutaSky
Slots
Do you have any confetti/glitter on hand? Burst out when its unlocked as flamboyantly as possible and toss them into the air.
ReadOnlyMemories
http://imgur.com/KGWDjtk.gif
beingthatguyagain
Be careful in some countries you can get shot for doing that
TheTinmen
"IM SUPER! THANKS FOR ASKING"
Elonth
*bang bang bang* *Code 10-13, Repeat Code 10-13. Suspect charged*
brknsoul
"I'm thuper! Thankth for athking!" *limp wrist*
Unluky
The police are the only people you can call?
TheTinmen
Just moved into a new apartment like 3 weeks ago, dont really know anyone in the area.
Unluky
What about apartment management haha? Oh well, good luck bud!
TheTinmen
Landlord is kinda a strange one....rather not talk to that woman...
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
Easy. When they let you out yell "I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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ChestHare
*upvote. Easy on, Facebook.
TheTrueHippy
Idubbz?
Czck
themoodypancake
idubbbz
xxxtomppa
I can only read that with his voice
GuyNamedSean
Don't forget the confetti.
FrancisWithWolves
you spelled forgetti wrong
Boopbeepbeep
Glitter, yo. Go hard or go back in the closet
TheTinmen
I might do this lol.
SaItamontes
I'd go with "I'm vegan."
Astrosimian
Bonus points if he calls you Mr. Cruise
Muttons1337
He didn't say he was a fudge packer!
RavennaMagnus
But he ain't messin with no guys crack(er)
picturesarenice
Did you do it?!
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
OP died, the police didn't make it.
dejavutoyoutoo
Let us know how much the ticket is.
MetalMil
Ticket? What for?
Shabado
Waste of public resources
MetalMil
Is... Is that a thing somewhere? :D
YankeeBomb4
You don't get a ticket for being locked ina closet lol
curvingedge22
Unless your 5 years old and lost, police are not your friend...
RubyDJMoon
yes they are unless you are doing something stupid that could hurt someone