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Source: textsfromsuperheroes.com/
RomanAbbasid
"Yeah, I realized I could control him because he was a shark" killed me for some reason
annonymouse211
SabonVous
why's luke saying santa does not exist? dudes a powerful mutant in the marvel universe.
Batnate
Lost it at knifey-clawy
NoGoodNick
So how about them sandwiches
Flibbityjibbit
FLYING MURDER STICKS
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
But not online. That's important.
SpaceISIS
Winkey-man is my new favorite superhero
ExTechOp
#6 Is fun in a Deadpool kind of way, him knowing about the character's rather bad first appearance.
friskydinfu
All gold. Too bad there was no Booster Gold.
theweezel69
I read the last one with Mark Hamill's voice.
DefenderOfDog
Fun fact deadpool pays for his avengers team by himself
Curseofexe
"Ninja Whalers". So, Deadpool ran into Daud.
judgemasterven
Hhhnnnngggg <3 you're my current favorite person.
MechaNinja
I don't know why but I keep forgetting to check on these guys. Some new ones I've never seen. Thanks, @OP.
Deladi0
anyone know who makes these
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
http://textsfromsuperheroes.com/
theultimatumspolicy
"mini dump"
orangatuan
+1 This had me actually laughing.
BillyBurnesMcGurne
Beast: "I'm not allowed to have fun !?" lost it
Winterhathcome
In Astonishing X-Men, Beast has a ball of yarn that he uses as a psychic trigger to regain control of his body.
Squatch42
I didn't know how much I looked forward to Hawkeye meeting Yondu in the MCU until now.
Patrickt333
Since when is juggernaut not a mutant?
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Since always. He gets his powers from something called the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak.
Patrickt333
Will have to pull out my X-Men comics. I was pretty sure he was a mutant, cause X could find him, among other things.
Patrickt333
Well, I finally looked it up, on comic Wikipedia article least & I guess ur right. Never heard that before. Always thought he was a mutant.
Patrickt333
guess the movies aren't Canon, but when kitty pride leads him into the room w/the mutant who cancels other mutant powers, he loses his power
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Another reason to disown Last Stand: it confuses people who are first reading about the comics version of Juggernaut. :p
Patrickt333
Well, in my defense, I was reading these in the 80s, but I somehow missed this detail.
Passionfish
Except Captain America would be over 90 years old, not 70. The war ended 72 years ago.
hogwheels
Except that Santa is real in Marvel comics and Iron Man has non-metal tech prepped for when he fights Magneto. (It's happened before)
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Does he switch his name to Plastic Man during those fights?
hogwheels
No, he uses like carbon fiber nano bots or something like that. Its been a while since I've read it.
BurroWreck
No, Plastic Man is a trademarked character of DC.
FlareonTheFalseProphet
fistermatic5000
And one of the most powerful oddly.....well actually no that makes sense.
kawwmoi
DarthFutuza
wtf when did they give Santa an infinity gauntlet?
Grimmerr
He even appeared in a special issue of the latest Ghost Rider
deranger
I'm not sure Cap would be for punching non-physically violent Nazis. "Every time someone tries to win a war before it's started.." and all
MechaNinja
Yeah, and real orcs wouldn't ...
Countercheck
Yeah, I don't think one of Marvel's most moral heroes would seriously injure an unarmed or non-violent person.
Hantos
Eh it's kinda debatable, since he might mean every nazi that uses free speech to advocate hate and intolerance.
Thekingofbeans
Not really. The Nazis rose to power by labeling people's speech too dangerous way more than advocating hate. Look up the Reichstag fire.
deranger
Mean? If he's okay with it, I'm guessing it's more his affinity for vigilantism evidenced by his actions. The quote's about acting from fear
netharia
Well Chris Evans has gone on record as 'wanting to meet' the guy who punched the woman in Berkeley, so :)
ImNotRacistBut
To congratulate him for defending himself and treating a woman as equally as he would a man?
judgemasterven
He's not okay with it. There is literally a comic of that exact scenario.
rvleshrac
No, just Nazis and Neo-Nazis. You can hate someone, but advocating for their extermination is not OK. Unless you're talking about the TSA.
Thekingofbeans
Even then, you can use your words back. Freedom of speech isn't just for people we like. That's Nazi thinking right there.
rvleshrac
Freedom of speech is fine for anyone other than Nazis. We decided that 80 fucking years ago.
Thekingofbeans
That's not true by any stretch of the imagination. Saying people you dislike don't deserve free speech is something Nazis would agree with.
tsunayou
who has more money, bruce or tony?
IamTheNote
Parker
KPopHeaux
Tony has more money than Bruce. Sauce: http://time.com/money/3950362/richest-superheroes-comic-con/
clholl10
Commenting so i can come back later. Thanks have a +1
OldKingColeman
Tony has more but Black Panther is the richest being the king of the wealthiest, most technologically advanced nation in Marvel.
DarthFutuza
I thought the most technologically advanced nation was Latveria.
javer80
The answer, as always, is Scrooge McDuck.
MLBFAN36
Probably Bruce if I had to guess. Pretty sure he's owned like half of Gotham before
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
so he dosen't protect the city he protects his back yard?
DarthFutuza
This is how he legally gets away with vigilantism, because he's just applying castle laws.
Winterhathcome
Does it matter which imaginary man has more imaginary wealth?
JoonasD6
Yes.
Winterhathcome
Fine. I read ONE infographic claiming that Stark had more wealth.
Irishda
"I'm cooler than you'll ever be". Truer words were never spoken. I want all the Black Panther movies
Irishda
Plus I'll never forgive Marvel for forcing black widow and fury to be second string to captain white bread
LuckyWristbands
The world needs Captain America
Irishda
The world needs a superhero with zero understanding of nuance or subtlety because his greatest super power is always being "right"?
MechaNinja
... is that what you saw in the marvel movies?
Irishda
In the marvel movies I saw a man who's first and last thought to every problem was "Punch it in the face"