FAFO in RL :)

Jul 23, 2026 12:54 AM

Luvlyquants

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FAFO in RL :)

The girl in question is a teenage MMA fighter. So imagine a couple normies trying to jump a trained MMA fighter, goes about as you'd expect.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All 5 of the people who went into that pizza place should be arrested. Black Hoodie got the worst of it, but red hoodie and blue hoodie were in the mix. Two dudes involved were accomplices, and (thought they) knew what was going to happen. “I was just filming” is BS, you knew about an assault and did nothing. The short video makes it look one sided but the longer video shows she was fighting MULTIPLE people at once several times. What a nightmare

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That girl was having exactly zero of their shit.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh - I was thinking her friends were going to surprise her for her birthday or something. This is not what I expected. Good for her though, she yeeted that bitch like she owed her money

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

with the original audio

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh, OH! You want some smoke, too? You're approaching me? Skibbidy baps for you, and for you.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Split it up, split it up, split it up!" Bitch, you went there to jump her... don't get all peace-making when she can defend herself.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

those hands rated E for everyone

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I would like the extended version please.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

she seems upset...

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But she is flying around :)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like how she finished with one and the other didn't realize the danger until it was too late. 'Cut it out cut it out' girl run you are next!

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

that time could have been better spent running.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's a RAG DOLLL!!!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Split it up"? Haha, no girl. You started it. Your victim will tell you when it's time to split it up.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

"Split it up? You mean her eye socket? Don't mind if I do"

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

GoodForHer.gif

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't fuck with people at work. The ferocious hair flinging is really impressive.

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hold up, i have THE meme for this... "Ever been so mad you hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker?"

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Is that the Comedian?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh shit..." The Warriors ".....

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's hot and it's ready.

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

But does it hurt?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ragdoll

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Never go lookin to start fights but if a fight finds you end it.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

People who start fights like this also tend to believe they'll be the ones to choose when it ends.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Judo the gentle art of folding clothes while people are still inside them.

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Involuntary Yoga

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is the art of putting their clothes through the spin cycle while they're still wearing them.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I bet their pizza is fucking awesome

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it kicks ass

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it isnt, you certainly wouldnt complain to HER about it

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gotta love when people record their crimes, then post the evidence online

1 month ago | Likes 219 Dislikes 2

it used to be a trend with zoomers, they recorded it to brag to their friends about it, how it also went with internal desire to post everything online so whoever came up with it was a genius (the idea that you should show off your crimes to people and it's better to do it online)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Yes, we're going to go commit assault and battery, let's make sure we have that on video for later. Idiots.

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"Look, she attacked us... thats assault or something! we got beat up! it doesn't matter that she was defending herself, because we got our ass kicked she is in the wrong"

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"she can't do that! Shoot her, or something."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck takes their shoes off to fight?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

may be the unwritten fight club rules, like trim your nails, keep your hair short and shit.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the shoes.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

if it's good enough for Paul "the Mahdi" Atreides, it's good enough for you

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the one foot, yeah, what the fuck? What if you need to run? On the other foot, they were uggs, not like they were gonna do any damage if she kicked with them.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's less about the shoes being able to do damage and more just about... why? Like you're just giving the other person time to get ready to fuck you up.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's was still this moment she knew, she fucked up."

1 month ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 1

Thats not an ass whoopn...
Thats an extermination!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dayum! Hit her with the lvl 3 grapple and level 4 throw skill combo!

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

At that moment she new but the deserved brain damage immediately after probably made her forget until they arrested her to remind her.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just 5/7 form on that hip throw

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When keeping it real goes wrong

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"WU-TANG!"

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For those who don't know. https://youtu.be/pfz0tDQZhqs?is=byh9SdJBfMJcPAaL

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe she can fly :)

1 month ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

🎶 I believe she can touch the sky 🎶

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*floor

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is wiping the floors :)

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

All of us thought of Hulk and Loki. These are facts.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

puny god

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I did *now*. And thank you!

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Go forth my child

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Straight up swinging your aggressor by their hair? That gal ain't fucking around. I hope her coworkers heard the chaos and joined in to help her.

1 month ago | Likes 319 Dislikes 0

She's an MMA fighter, so yeah.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These hands are rated E for Everyone. Talk to your doctor and see if this beatin is right for you

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She'll beat a mother fucker WITH a mother fucker. Got damn.

1 month ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

I wish her future wife the best. Doesn't matter if she's straight as an arrow, she's going to have a wife.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

She's hitting people! With....other people!!

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It would be nice to know something about the background here, as in, why are these people trying to gang up this one woman, why didn't they know about her MMA background, and why did the video then get posted? None of the net links given here seem to properly explain details like this.
https://wyrk.com/lancaster-girl-mma-attack-dad/

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

my guess is they live streamed it and others downloaded, hence why its still available.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So much drama, so little background!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Honestly dun care the reason, everyone going in for that are criminals. Really do not care why, if there WAS a legit excuse, there are LEGAL ways to do it. 5 going in on one, when she is at WORK(Bringing the WORKPLACE into the situation) is just straight up wrong. On legal level, on respect level, on all levels. The ones filming it are filming a crime in progress, and the others are expecting to nice easy pileon. All 5 of them should be charged and tossed into a cell for a few days at least.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes I mean the injured little moron too. She should get fixed up then tossed into jail for her time (And not reduced by time to get 'repairs') cuz fuck that kind of violence.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Orbital bone injury... sounds like she got off light.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Her father said she has MMA training. :)

1 month ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

A little formal training goes a long way.

1 month ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Thats all rage and conditioning, the training had no bearing in a technical sense.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 24

Proper training IS conditioning. You teach your body to move the way you want it to without having to think about how the movement is supposed to go. Muscle Memory is quite real, and why you dream of the things you do a lot of. It's your brain etching into your subconsicous.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"I fear not the man who has practised 10000 kicks once but I fear one who has practised one kick 10000 times"

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

imagine videoing your own ass whooping...

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've never seen the hair swing in MMA. :D

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is what I was thinking, I recognized the two throws, from my modern Silat class, that we add in some jujutsu, taekwondo, & other stuff.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You can see it on her hips. She knew how to use them to generate a lot of power for that throw. Not even close to her first time taking someone down.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

security footage:

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh man, that's excellent. They will NEVER mess with her again.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Girl in black doesn't know when TF to stop.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I came back to this just now andwatched it again. I really didn't pay attention to the first 2ish seconds of the fight. She bonks the girl on the counter, slams her dome first into the wall, knees her in the face, and then throws her across the room by her hair, throws her 2 more times for good measure, then blasts her in the face 6 times in.... 11 seconds, before she moves on to red for a single punch before red moves out of the way and blue catches almost a half dozen hits and nopes out.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

according to the article she got a bone in her face fractured.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Security camera from the pizzeria.

1 month ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

The first attacker actually went back for 2nd & 3rd servings of knuckle sandwiches? Sometimes you gotta know when to stay down and throw in the towel.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They just KEPT PUTTING THEIR HANDS ON HER! Like holy shit each and every one of those is a potential charge. They are lucky she didn't just start popping testicles and breaking fingers.

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

They ordered the all-you-can-eat buffet like they thought it was a Cici's.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

lol. Very fitting. Her hair went from dark to blonde mid fight. (I'm guessing a pulled wig)

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

damn. can't believe hipthrown came back for more

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Blue shirt got punched 2-3 times and noped out of there.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whereas black shirt white sleeves didn't know when to fucking stop.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably from the brain damage after her head hit the wall, and then got scrambled when she went flying.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the three girls attacking her got a broken orbital bone. I'm pretty sure I know which one it was.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

that girl in the black shirt is a dumbass. first, she rolled up to a fight with fucking sandals/crocks on and steps out of her shoes. If you're going to kick someones ass, wear appropriate shoes. 2nd, after your opponent slams you onto a tile floor then spins you around the room by your scalp, THEN blasts you in the face a dozen times and lets you go because your buddy tried to jump in and you have the audacity to attack again, and she beats your face in AGAIN, you throw another punch? FFS

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am starting to think this whole thing is bs. Viral marketing.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Glad you want to believe in a world that is more peaceful... but faking that hair toss slam is uh... unlikely to say the least. I won't say impossible but those don't look like any kind of pulled punch.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Has nothing to do with wanting to believe in a peaceful world. I'm suggesting AI. It's only found on one local news site, which is owned by a marketing company. Every other source is just social media parroting. The shop has closed down after a ton of absolutely awful reviews, the only positive ones were about this video.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

https://wyrk.com/lancaster-pizzeria-assault/

1 month ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

Yeah that well known MMA move of swinging people round by their hair.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Its why MMA fighters with long hair wrap it up tight before a bout. No sense giving your opponent a convenient handle.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mmm, delicious sauce. Thank you.

1 month ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Felony charges against them, dammmnnn

1 month ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Gang charges no less. Good luck getting a good plea deal out of that.

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Broke one the cowards eye socket. Damn.

1 month ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Downward hammer fists will do that. Now her attacker is looking around all bug eyed o^ 0

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

For those wondering, Lancaster NY is just east of Buffalo. (I'm a NJ boy, I was curious.)

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Imagine this in Lancaster, PA lol...

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't mind, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell"

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Surprised you can get tossed and slammed like that and only have a broken eye socket. Hot damn, to be young again.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the broken eye socket was from the absolute pummeling to the face.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Look out there's a bee on your face!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You won't get the attackers to sign a form consenting to the level of accepted violence. Potential threat to your life is to be defended with potential threat to the attackers' lives.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was 5v1. All bets are off. If she didn't do that, they could have killed her.

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Totally agree. When being assaulted by a gang, one needs to incapacitate one of the attackers so viciously that the others reconsider their next moves.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Or incapacitate them all so you can then call the police... and they can bring ambulances or whatever.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Learned this from Ender's Game

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago (deleted Jul 23, 2026 2:02 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What do you suppose they intended for her? All five of them?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Not probably , he is right. Actions have consequences, attacking someone means you need to be ready to get maimed or killed. Even 1v1. FAFO, people are just not used to it anymore. And if you feel uncomfortable watching these videos, just don't? Not like the tag was misleading. Violence is always a sad state of affairs, but I almost never have sympathy for the aggressors (rare exception of a dad beating an SAer of his kid, for example).

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2