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Aug 3, 2017 5:46 AM
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giarcnoskcaj
Test with hammer, then get back to us.
mmaatt8
What type of work was it doing? Digging a tunnel? Why did you make it stop!
Pebblebro
And last!
DraxusBane
Did it already blow off the tips of your fingers???
richman888
Put it in the microwave
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Um ... probably should not be picking up unexploded ordinance with your bare hands.
APhillyBrokeMyHeart
Careful with that. Doesn't look like you have much finger left to lose.
SomePieceOfShitReportedACommentAndNowImFuckingBanned
HIT IT WITH A HAMMER
eroso
Actually.. No fuse, explosive used in grenades is TNT = Completely safe to hit it with a hammer. Dynamite would be unstable, TNT is not.
kennethbaileyjr101
And as far as my fingers go lol it's cradled in my fingers
aksnavokin
And your last
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Hit it with a hammer
eroso
Actually.. No fuse, explosive used in grenades is TNT = Completely safe to hit it with a hammer. Dynamite would be unstable, TNT is not.
VikingInOz
But AC/DC clearly state TNT and Dynamite are the same :( I've been duped!
Sockerpappaharvaddubehover
The movie Ladykillers comes to mind.
StrictlySevering
What an explosive first post.
RareGoomba
He really blasted onto the scene
kennethbaileyjr101
Ty for being the few to post a nice comment
PostmasterG
Best comment
SaxonBulkav2
Well it doesn't have the fucking top on it so the only way you could ignite the fuse is with fire
eroso
Nope. Detonator part is attached to the top part and TNT wont explode when burned. https://youtu.be/wQzil8fHEVM
ImjurJiffer
explosives need Heat, shock and friction
MrChristmas13
Or*
ImjurJiffer
go on mr. explosives expert... where did you get your training?
Noebuhdy
https://y.yarn.co/49bb29e6-0618-41b1-aefd-9b998c4a7d11_text_hi.gif
talel81
It's not a real grenade. There's a seam along the side as if it were casted. It's a metal post topper or something.
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muggybonehead
Agreed. And you are 14 minutes quicker than me.
sgbench
Hey, I have one of those!
nightripper
Anything's a dil... brave... nough... wow, that's actually fucking sick. I apologize. Damn you brain!
SatoriEnlightenment
So... this is solid? A toy? For practice?
sgbench
It's a real grenade that's been disarmed. It makes a nice paperweight haha.
mollycat1
Trilobite.
Kerrisimo
Gamemaster64
Has no one ever try to fix this gif?
SatoriEnlightenment
What is this from, please?
bobnot
Orphan black or something where she's has many clones I think
SatoriEnlightenment
Thanks.
Nocturner
@OP "my first post with this" and my last with right hand...
fokjoudoos
A wire brush on a drill would clean that right up! ;-)
coolbaldman
Oven bake 200c for 30 minutes.
eroso
Funny thing.. without the fuse, the TNT wont explode even if burned in fire.
LookOutItsThe
That's a weird pinecone
PFCWintergreen
I'd not touch that if I were you.
AxeDoIt
Is it me or do his fingers look crazy short?
papernotplastic
HA HA HA HA! I was just thinking the same thing.
J33BUS
Me looking through comments: "is anyone gonna mention his very short fing....oh there it is" +1
thebabyriblet
Yes!!! Little sausages
unexplainedmetaphor
not just you.
HellsHegemony
He dead
STGxDante
Replant it, make sure to water it this time.
kennethbaileyjr101
Yes I did check into it when I seen it at first I was surprised and noticed right away the top was gone and it's hollow. Yes I'm still alive
grubbylittleslug
Tiny little fingers
Metals4J
He has them wrapped around the grenade and the tips point up. His palm is closer to the camera. Makes the palm look bigger, fingers smaller.
grubbylittleslug
So it's not Trump then!?
Andy981
4Chan dumbass playing with Rusty Grenade pt.2...
Zokathra
An hero we need!
PoppinLochNessHopster
Just fyi, everyone in that thread knew it was a joke. That bit's kind of been lost to time as that image compilation got passed around.
PoppinLochNessHopster
And every time you try to tell people that they go into denial. Someone killing themselves with a grenade is more likely to them than a joke
SlippperyNips
There was also the one kid who set off a live grenade in how toilet and died less than a minute after asking 4chan "mmmm should I?"
bengeek12
https://m.imgur.com/r/funny/3Sw22
MrJBK99
Lord is there source/pics of this??
Hydrophobik
Just in case you didn't see it, @bengeek12 posted the lamb sauce https://m.imgur.com/r/funny/3Sw22
ShrekDid911
Remember the one where he microwaved it?
MrPredator
*snickers*
BowlOfPetuniasThinkingOhNoNotAgain
*mars*
Alabamapotato
*kit kat*
mrwinelover24
*milky way*
tooomanysteves
*whip*
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
I didn't remember it, but I found it for those of you who also don't remember
deeayepee
@StupidSexyWalken
IamMonicaLewinsky
Thank you!
Theactualvimple
AdmiralButtStuff
Right click. Open link in new tab. Left click to zoom in. Are you new to web browsers?
Theactualvimple
Andy981
Fuck. Don't remind me. Lol
IamMonicaLewinsky
You can remind me though, link?
ShrekDid911
Haha. Don't forget about the guy who injected him myself with the stuff in glow sticks.
SpaceCthulhu
Guess what's in my freezer?
MerkinSuit
My favorite sentence today.
jdcoolha
Are you okay?
ShrekDid911
No.
InspectorFrankDrebin
I need to inspect that. Can you provide a link to the place where that can be found?
HelpHelper
Lurk moar
ShrekDid911
https://m.imgur.com/T5qSWkJ
DonQuixoteDonFlamingo
Part 1?
SexyAttackHelicopter
He ded.
armeggedonCounselor
There's no way it's still dangerous, if it ever was to begin with. No pin and no spoon.
AdmiralButtStuff
Calling it now at 9am. This is the dumbest fucking thing I'll read all day.
BigglesMcSqueez
Doesnt mean the mechanism was triggered(hehe), it could be seized shut and a little jolt could break it free, im not a rusty grenade expert.
BigglesMcSqueez
Not saying you're wrong either. I wouldnt play with it either way, not because I'm scared but because I'd miss doing science n stuff.
Dagordae
Yeah, those are not the explody bits. Those are the bits that keep it from exploding and are the bits that rust away first. If that's a real
Dagordae
Grenade, that's a ball of degrading explosive material. Has it degraded to a safe level? A far more unstable level? Who knows, that's why
Dagordae
Bomb squads hate dealing with old explosives. They could be completely inert or detonate because someone farts wrong.
AMartianPotato
Sorry, but that's some dangerous bullshit to be peddling. The ONLY way to be sure that an explosive isn't dangerous anymore is to ensure>
AMartianPotato
that is no longer contains any explosive material.
dogenuggets
Or no longer exists.
nirach
Controlled explosion! Woopwoop!
PikaChunin
Found the EOD.
baconisthefoodofthegods
Put it on a stick. Perfect mace for close up defence.
UltraBooster
Thats more badass than "The Tidepool Sickle"
SomePieceOfShitReportedACommentAndNowImFuckingBanned
Defense*
baconisthefoodofthegods
You spelt it wrong American.
SomePieceOfShitReportedACommentAndNowImFuckingBanned
Pretty sure we earned the right to spell it however we want in 1781 when the redcoats SURRENDERED. We also kept the accent.
BRAD666
You earned nothing but a inadequate government and a dictionary filled with lies!
SomePieceOfShitReportedACommentAndNowImFuckingBanned
Pretty sure Oxford dictionary also has the word "defense" in it... where's Oxford again?
Greatbigbushybeard
Losing a war to a bunch of angry farmers backed by foreign powers is something the Americans are acquainted with, I believe
GoonSquadGo
lol it wasn't even the Americans alone that made the red coats surrender. I'm sure the added pressure from Spain, Russia and the arms 1/2
GoonSquadGo
2/2 supplied by the french armies that were also in America were the things that made a small colonial force back down.