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babbzilla
Hmm, I wonder if my text door neighbor is a text offender & what did they do? Send cat facts? Memes? Drunken delirium!? Cause that'd be fun.
ihaveacatnamedbill
My home phone number use to be one number off from the bank. People called and complained about the ATM all the time.
RoosterBrewster
What happened text?
AbbotThoth
No Service but messages sent and received... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
thesethingsarestupid
Its through imessage which uses Wi-Fi instead of cellular networks. And you can see he/she is connected to Wi-Fi
STINKPICKEL
Oldfolks tip: tell neighbors you're a sex offender, even if not true, it keeps their little brats outta your yard.
animatic
I think I'll do this if I end up in an old folks home.
RabidusUnus
My number used to be one number off the auto shop in town. Instead of going through the trouble of explaining it, I just booked appointments
animatic
Ouch.
RabidusUnus
I think I might've caused a lot of problems for them, but I did eventually stop getting the calls lol
TickleMyPickleForANickel
I TRIED THIS AND MY TEXTDOOR NEIGHBOR KEEPS CALLING ME.
Ketrix
So answer? What do they say?
Dougalishere
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lolatpeoplefalling
My text door neighbor is my brother
allmostthere1234
Hahaha. And then what?
RogerG
Do you know why six is afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender.
cranberi
Chevalpuant88
Smayds
Shouldn't your textdoor neighbour be two numbers off, though?
justdoinmyshups
Why?
Waitihavesomething4this
@op is this yours? 678 number?!
breadles
No
aroseisaroseisaBITCH
I guess I never thought about it but it's surprising how families have similar numbers. In France you get whatever they give you!
animatic
Crazy how nature do that.
z12345
My number is one different from the WIC food assistance program for Spanish speakers. NO...es...WIC...can you hear what im sayin'!?!?
callmethelizardqueen
WIC is actually for ALL people but, yeah lots of them only speak Spanish.
Athanar
Spanish assistance often has a separate number. I'm assuming that's what they meant.
callmethelizardqueen
Its usually just "para Espanol o prima dos" same number.
MrEm4N
I hope your text door neighbor is friendlier than mine
Saltaforce
He's worse because he doesn't have an iphone
fragtore
This the typical thing which is original, clever and fun exactly the first time in history someone does it
Baghdadd
For people wondering how to get signal in numbers: http://www.iphonehacks.com/2012/11/how-to-check-the-actual-signal-strength-on-iphone.html
IllegalDuckling
I found my wife this way.
FuckKnows
They probably thinks "text door" was a typo and one of his neighbours has been receiving A lot of shade for no reason...
anialatrex
Mine said "text again f****t ill eat your dick"
tiacolexx
Oh God he's nice
BadBoyBoris
Still a better lovestory than twilight
Sunil227
Reply with "and*"
ScreamedStableBoy
My number is one off of a lumber depot chain in my area. I get calls all the time. I also take down peoples orders.
mozzaru
Try the number below
BlueKarat
I would probably be friends if someone did this to me. Or try. Curiosity compels me.
WhiteEddieMurphy
-102 degrees? Jesus.
Basilico
It's how cold the guy is
jkxs
I think that's related to the signal strength or something.
SearedFlame
Doesn't show the units, but it's supposed to be in Kelvin.
TaggerXA
Signal strength, as far as I know. But sure; the phone could also be frozen from such a cold response.
UnnamedForNow
This deserves more upvotes
TheEightfoldPath
Also, - 102 dBm is fuck all.
JacaByte
I think that's the noise floor, -102 dB is really good, it's usually around -90 db
fxpi
-90 db is better than -102 db.
JacaByte
No it's not.
Znayx
I'm not sure you want a smaller or bigger number, but -90dB is larger than -102dB.
bentren
dBm is absolute. dB is relative. Also -90 > -102.
JacaByte
The noise floor is the amplitude of atmospheric noise. The higher it is the harder it is to receive a useful signal.
JacaByte
Also that's not what dBm and dB mean, dB is a logarithmic gain scale, dBm is a logarithmic power scale
bentren
Yes, for a signal strength dBm is correct.
Znayx
What the other guy said: dBm is absolute, yeah, but it represents a specific unit (milliwatts) so you can't just use it to designate values.
Znayx
It would be an interesting alternative to Scientific Notation if we used, like a "dBu" for "decibel-units" just to represent numbers for 1/2
bentren
Fair enough, I assumed the cell phone and whatever app they're using is reporting on the same scale almost everyone uses for RSSI.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Hey, we're thinking of switching to T-Mobile. How do you like it?
Mellkitty
I live in Michigan and it's hit or miss if I'll have service depending on location. T-Mobile will lend you a service extender, which helps..
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Oh, hey, my best friend lives in Michigan! Thank you, that's helpful.
ShutUpAndTakeMyMeme
It works great overseas as well, if you do any traveling.
JamBarn
This doesn't make sense.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
I'm sure he/she meant it works great overseas whether or not you do any travelling, but it's helpful to know if you do travelling.
NikoLorenzio
Love TMobile. Service is amazing. Customer service is great. Deals are awesome. I live in NY/NJ area.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Thank you! That's good to know!
MrEm4N
I live in Los Angeles and the reception is fine most of the time. I've never had a dropped call but I'll lose service every now and then
MrEm4N
And their roll over plan is legit. I moved a bit ago and didn't have wifi for a month but I had 15 mbs banked up and used up 9 no problem
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Thank you! That's helpful.
tatualysse
T mobile Tuesday's. Love it. Service, ehhhhh
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Thanks, friend!
tatualysse
Anytime!
BobHacks
Its terrible in small cities and the speed is no where nearly as good as att. In a Speed test in Houston att beats T-Mobile all dat
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Oh, hey, I live in Houston! But we're not thinking ATT, I don't think. We're with Sprint right now, but TMobile will be cheaper, I think.
BobHacks
I'd rather go with tmobile over Sprint. Sprint has a slower speed from what people tell me. It you care about speed
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Ah, thank you! I haven't had any problems with Sprint's speed, so I guess I don't. But maybe I don't know what I'm missing.
bigbootybigfoot
If you live in Cincinnati don't do it.
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Thank you!
Domnokalaka
I live in Cincinnati why not?
bigbootybigfoot
If you go out to the outer suburbs service drops. There's a complete deadspot between Goshen and Milford.
HowDoesOneDoThis
I've just sent one to each textdoor neighbour...now I wait.
animatic
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animatic
Please report back.
HowDoesOneDoThis
Neither 6 or 8 have responded. I presume they must be asleep, but in the next hour I will attempt once more.
EnderPanda13
Had a pizza place call us asking us to change our number because theirs was one number off, we said no. Drunken people calls are funny af
GroovePatrolOfficerScooter
I can't try this because my family members all have the numbers around mine
IllegalDuckling
That means nothing.
Ketrix
Do the 1 up or below the highest or lowest family member, derp
reallyolddispatcher
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
Is your refrigerator running?
tarataqa
No, but i got a Prince Albert on my schlong.
Euphio
My number is 1 digit off from some kinda industrial tool company, I get calls all the time asking if I have chainsaws and backhoes.
teej4841
I got back hoes if you want to start a new company.
Euphio
I have plenty of regular hoes, but thanks!
lionrawr200
My textdoor neighbor is apparently the hot vet tech at the place I take my dog.
allmostthere1234
Well that couldnt have gone better
animatic
If you get a date, you'll be the hero of the year.
ConcertoForOrchestra
My textdoor neighbors must hate me. Whenever a website "needs my phone number" I change it by one number
LifeWithoutMadnessIsMundane
Ha!
AnaFin
Me too!
issabreakfastburrito
Ignition101
Come at me bro
afghanbattledonkey
That is some of the most Asian texting i have ever seen. I love it!
btimup
What makes it "asian"?
allmostthere1234
Oh haha you know!.....yoouu know.
issabreakfastburrito
Haha I'm not Asian tho. But there might be a slight possibility that my textdoor neighbor is. There are a lot of Asians in my area
00000042
he was talking about your neighbor lol not you
issabreakfastburrito
That's why I said I wouldn't be surprised if he/she was because there's a lot of Asians in my area.
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
Well that went better than expected, also I love that background +1
Khayah
Hmm i tried this and got callet a cunt, then they tried calling me
animatic
O_o
Dougalishere
lol
spideyatlaw
I'd be texting my dad. A lot less fun
ThatOneGirlFromThatOneThing
Me too
daturtleprincess
Same
Winterharte
Yeah mine would be texting my brother, not quite as funny
MagicallyMike
My phone number spells my name. I thought it was clever but people always ask "Did you do that on purpose?"
megabassist
I'd be texting an ex-girlfriend - we used to share a phone plan.
liroll
Hey out of curiosity, what's your phone number? ...does she still have the same number? Hahaha..ha
ideologist
Should have bounced out
tarataqa
Is she still single?
megabassist
Definitely not, engaged actually. But....that doesn't mean a whole lot, lol.
MrFireworks
I'm impressed at how much info your simple post conveys but also saddened by that info.
megabassist
Bah, such is life, lol. That was years ago, and I'm happily married now.
75PercentSith
Are you secretly trying to get @megabassist's number?
megabassist
I'll allow it ;)
TypedThisWithMyPenis
So text a number higher instead of lower.
spideyatlaw
Lower is my mom.
tarataqa
FOOKIN GEENYUS!
rawrhayyyley
A number lower is my mom and a number higher is my sister...
Corbenik42
Yeah, but is she single?
rawrhayyyley
No, my mom is still with my dad & my sis has a fiancé
ugotnojams
Lol, one higher is my mom, one lower my dad. Parentals either way.
allmostthere1234
Ugh. My moms on top of my dad too.
tarataqa
Is your dad single?
ghostwarlock
I don't like texting my dad, either. He died in 2012
MadPoopah
Me too!
eion85
My brother for me.
celestedrake
Same.
Iforgotthetopic
That is very funny.
CrystalCry
Username is great.
Cthulaid
Nothing goes over @Iforgotthetopic 's head, because they're too fast, they would catch it.
breadles
That's why I posted it
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Thus imgur was born
Gizmodian
If somebody sent me something this stupid, I'd simply make another friend.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
Ha. Ha Ha Ha. This is humorous.
IllegalDuckling
I am mildly amused of these events.
PersonaAuGratin
Your comment to this is also very funny.
where2bee2
Real joke for my hood
Ephemara
Hey this is my post! I posted it on Reddit earlier and came up with it so credit where credit is due
MyToastIsReady
Drink Boost
Ephemara
https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/646rws/meirl/?st=J1A7I9SB&sh=4421479f Post proof
jackpkmn
Holy fuck these comments, people complain about imgur comments all the time but they don't hold a candle to this.
Halvinator
Boost boost! But if I find lies so help me glob I will downvote your comment. So... yeah.. think about that!!
EarlQuortington
We are the force of justice! :D
mikethegreat002
Do you have proof
Deathviper
Link or it didn't happen
LifeWithoutMadnessIsMundane
Boost!
breadles
No lies, I stole this from me_irl yesterday
thegardenhoe
me too thanks :(
myfieldoffucksisbarren
My home phone used to be one # off from a country music station.'s Drunken-old-man requests EVERY Sunday morning. I fucking hate country.
ballpeenX
You can hate it, but its still 4 chords and the truth. 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TShlMkQnc
ReinbachS3rd
gotta live like you were dying.....i have to dance as a drag king to that song in a play im doing
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
A guy at work keeps getting calls to some kind of clinic on his work phone. He won't mess with them though.
celestedrake
My mom says everyone from Nashville either loves country or despises it...She is the latter.
Hellstorm99
Parents home was 1 off from a movie theater in the area. People were dicks about it.
animatic
"Wrong number, sorry." "F- you mother effer!" Like that?
Hellstorm99
Yeah, I remember hearing that. Or the "Just tell me the time the movie is on!" My fav: "Just transfer me over to the right number already!"
JugOfVoodoo
Our number used to belong to an Avon saleswoman. We'd get calls from old ladies wanting to buy perfume and bras.
Dyslexicbirch
My old number was one off from a local grocery store so many calls for olders
buttcrackula
Well you know what they say. The older they are the harder they call.
Dyslexicbirch
Fuck -_- *orders
urustai
My grandparents' old phone number used to be a for a local water park. Used to get calls asking for daily rates & camping fees.
thecrazyguineapiglady
I worked at Best Buy and the Canadian 1800 number is one number off from sex line.
ImgurFairy
My mom tells me that her home phone number growing up was one number off from the local mental hospital...
BottyPaige
Nothing worse than a drunk old man on sunday morning.
lucillemaximus
You could have really messed with them. For example, claim that the station won't take requests from people of specific nationalities.
PrisAustin
Long time ago when we had land line, our phone was sinilar to the local police station. We had to change it...
Totallyscrewedinaustin
My moms was 1 off from the Avon number...her voicemail message was her saying this isn't Avon, you need to try it again
myfieldoffucksisbarren
Hahahah now that you say that I think I changed our answering machine too! It was not a kind message though.
HoCroBro
My number is close to a local radio station too. I get calls every now and then asking if they won the contest. I say no.
GreenYawgmoth
My work's phone number used to be 1 off from an escort service in Iowa. I answer the phones at work. Man those were fun calls.
bruudwin
my cell phone. for many many fucking years. is some lady "Amanda Star" for 5+ fucking years now all sorts of calls for her!?!
bruudwin
and apparently a fucking building supply place, and the newspaper for an old lady that calls for her newspaper is missing once in a while
myfieldoffucksisbarren
That's too many! I get calls about "my son's" school a lot saying he left his lunch at home and I need to bring him one. Whoops!
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
My works 1-800 number is like 1 number off from J&B importers. A massive bicycle importer. Calls DAILY. I understand your pain.
ScaredScorpion
Maybe you should have stopped fulfilling the requests then?
nikkidemas
My work number was one off from Time & Temp. It's as bad as you would imagine.
malicealice
My childhood home phone used to be a local blockbusters number so we would get angry calls about late fees all the time.
animatic
I just found a DVD we failed to return to BLOCKBUSTERS.
aeolk
Right to jail
Mexrose75
One # from pharmacy- people called for mess all the time and film. It was the 80s.
Mexrose75
Medicine not mess
gnahziy
my home phone # is one off of the local police station
MiamiBentz
Let me guess.. your number is 912?
pirate89RAWR
I'm assuming they mean the non emergency number.
WowThisIsFun
So 910?
darkhavana0512
TheOriginalBigDave
What happens when you play country music backwards? You get your house back, your wife back, your job back.
animatic
But then you also become sober. :/
BookCreaseOnFace
Your dog returns from the grave ...
WellIThinkImFunny
Mine is 1 off from the local sleazy cab company. 4am calls from unsavory types who want to go grocery shopping...at 4 am.
FairfaxJack
My number was one digit away from a liquor store; one drunk asshole called three times at 3 AM to ask if we were still open; 1/2
FairfaxJack
I said yes, come on down... then called the cops to meet him there
StalkingDunk550
First of all, i don't believe you. Second of all, total dick move.
cyberspork
why? if he was driving drunk, fuck him
FairfaxJack
He had already called twice and I told him that he had the wrong number; third time he called I asked him where he was (1/2
StalkingDunk550
Never said he was driving though
Oglogoth
Mine used to be one off from the old moviefone. I used to grab the local paper and play along, but it eventually became too much.
Equinox13
I don't know what my old phone number was close to, but I frequently got calls from a lady screaming at me in Spanish.
TexasRaised
Ya but can you play some George Strait for me?
VeniVidiGucci
username checks out +1
AFlyingPrius
No.
marsgoose
I got you: https://youtu.be/JLh5Y9PRFSc
ImAMushroomCloudLayingMuthafuckaMuthafucka
Was not expecting that. Glad to hear some GS this morning. +1
Gayforbae
Can you play some George Gay for me?
WTFUnicorns
Bearcat117
My old home phone was one off from the LCBO (booze store). That was so fun on Friday nights.
myfieldoffucksisbarren
Yay Ontario indeed!
isthatadoghair
Ya Ontario!!
jimwormmaster
I saw an article once where this guy's number was one off from a cartoon network contest's call-in number. Hell ensued.
davonneld
Link?
jimwormmaster
Was something in the paper many years ago. Back when Dexter's Laboratory was a thing o_O It was the Dexter Duplication contest.
Feanor19
Yeah at 9 I just started giving the correct # and or directions to UHaul the city over it happened so often. Too young to have fun with it
Feanor19
Later around 16 my best buds number started 91X1 and I would often miss X and spend a few minutes with 911 explaining my mistake yet again
myfieldoffucksisbarren
Yeah! My dad's work number starts with 991, and my step mom has accidental called 911 a few times
Feanor19
Once you hit 911 anywhere in a number it ignores the rest and calls. Which is great for help but awkward if you do it by accident monthly
threesecondsontheoven
How is he texting without service
DuckPlanetKing
It's possible... because it's fake
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
The internet is fake therefor everything on the internet is real to the internet.
polymetricr
wait
tywilson87
So that guy on Catfish really did have a relationship with Katy Perry?
RathernotDisclose
He has strong wifi signal though.
tomatoboy
iMessage. Blue text means iMessage to iMessage. iMessage works on WiFi, provided the other user has an Apple device too.
muinmuin
@Ephemara?
OMasterDebater
I think it's because it's sent as an imessage, which uses internet rather than the cell service
akmarksman
GnomeAnn
Wait always?
Gnosis226
Yep. If it's iMessage it will go through wifi or through your mobile data plan. It's only iOS to iOS and can be disabled.
Gnosis226
Well iOS to iOS to macOS I guess cause you can send iMessages from a Mac as well.
Smayds
Yup. If the sent messages are blue, it's gone via iMessage.
Just999ideastogo
Plausible. I can't get cell service where I live, but I can text iPhones.
dinaana
I did not know this is a thing. I need to contact my people.
kittyperfect
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AluminumMuffin
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TonyStarkWantsOne
Give me your number and I can help you out!
RandomMachine
come on @dinaana you gotta be nice to your text door neighbors
Leipz1ger
TheRevanChrist
Just to clarify when you say you need to contact them, its because its fun and not because your a registered sex offender right?
Corbenik42
You got a problem with sex offenders?
ThatsASpicyMemeLord
Text offender*
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