WullieBlake
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Oct 6, 2017 4:49 PM
WullieBlake
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AndThatsOneMansOpinion
When someone at the gas station pulls up and starts pumping and my pump slows down.
cryogenian
Going to a funeral or visitation and encountering the immediate family, as I’m about to do. What the hell do you say that’s not cliche?
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Also at the drive thru trying to arrange things and drive away in timely fashion
Viol8or
Putting change in your wallet is absolutely barbaric.
boukalele
or maybe when the drive thru guy hands me my change while holding my food and is like: move your ass fatty! 47 tacos are heavy
TheFeralDog
Saw this on twitter so completely stolen but true.....When I tell someone we are out of something and they go to check for themselves
khunter507
Sometimes you don’t look thoroughly.
KamalaKhan
Putting my shoes and laptop in the bin at airport security while there’s a line behind me!
Xenarion
Worst is when the cashier starts serving the person behind you over your shoulder.
bellenders
Replying to the receptionist at the doctors when she says "And what's your problem ?" While the waiting room turn into a scene from Airplane
MrColumbeanu
[MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME PLAYS] *------------------------
quantumgemeraldi
EVERYTHING. but that's just me. I have some issues
imgurismylyfe
Driving towards stoplights that could change to yellow at any moment.
LegendaryGrumpyCat
When I am waiting to turn right on a red light and can't get an opening. I worry the person behind me will honk at me. They have before.
lynnyface
Having to make a phone call.
weldr67
to make it worse, I need to put all the bills in place face side up.
Maaaaaaate
"Could I have a receipt please?" Suddenly you have extra time. "Oh, and could I also have a bag please?" Bam, another 10 seconds.
Skawomplious
If cashiers were trained how to count change back, it wouldn't be a thing. Coins first, THEN bills you uncultured peasants.
khunter507
ikr?
Qj00t
Stop interacting with us like we're peasants and you might find you get the coins first...
khunter507
it’s like the connection is lost on them.
georgopolis
What drives me batshit is when people don't have their wallet out at the register and it isn't immediately accessible.
khunter507
lots on their mind I guess...
Andre2998
Trying to put everything back in my pockets and tie my shoes quickly after going through TSA
khunter507
I know, some folks seemingly float through....I’m always 1/2 dressed and sweating
bcb218424
I dont really have a problem with this. By no means am I a dick, but it takes me two seconds. calm down
Captainplanetmotherfucker
The people who best handle this are elderly white or black women. They straight up don't give a fuck.
khunter507
word
CanadianLadyMoose
For me, it's when my windshield wipers go faster than other cars'. Makes me feel like a try hard or a whimp who's scared of light rain.
mrtaliz
falafelartist
Aaaahahaha
herro2u
Me too! I thought I was alone!
lazyamerican
When I'm in the passing lane and the fucktard in front of me isn't passing, and isn't moving over. - NY Driver...
DumPutz
is that what all the honking was about in times square yesterday or the day before?
Throbinwood022
And then there are those sad lottery addicts that shamelessly occupy the single cashier till with 30+ lottery tickets to check
Throbinwood022
Yet to see any true winners, because we all lose in these situations
Skulties1
ha HA! I do this too! So much pressure! I'm fucking hurrying! Stop looking like you're waiting on me!
Batonrougeisnotsobad
Oh my god me too! Lol! I am NOT finished with my transaction! Get out my neck and wait your GD turn! Be happy I don’t pull my checks out!
icantbelievemynamewastaken
DOUBLE when the cashier has already started checking out the next person.
DynamicWeight
Just stand to the side? That's what I do.
WTFJohnny
Fuckin brilliant , we need more of you
Skulties1
No. +1 cuz you're a rad dude tho
SLTWWS
MOVE ON ALREADY! I NEED TO ORDER MAH FOOD!
redheadfiend
Im not sure these people know the difference between momentary discomfort and anxiety
Gremlynn4023
Too real.
amnevoiedecafe
Trying to say just the right thing so my BF doesn’t get mad at me.
ellesandre
If you're so worried about exactly what to say, you may be in an abusive relationship. Please watch videos on narcissistic/emotional abuse.
khunter507
Get a new bf.....
Immaturelmgurlmager
I just put the change in my pocket. I can rearrange my pocket contents later.
ratfaceddog
Everybody knows when you're "rearranging," you're really just playing pocket pool.
browniepuppy
Why would this have down votes- you got haters brah
Beepat
Thought I was the only one
CastleIsGreat
Yeah man, back left pocket, quick and simple
canIbethebigspoon
Just get one of those pocket magnets to keep all of your change together.
SuburbanCommando
No way, pal. That causes even more anxiety because I put my keys in that same pocket and then I fear I'll lose the change going for my keys.
ImStatingTheObvious
If I am paying cash of any kind, it better be for beer. Everything is debit card! Unless I am abroad! It's a MEAL.
skruttet
Even so. Just pulling your money out. And anxiously watching the total amount as they scan stuff, even though you know you have enough money
georgopolis
What drives me batshit is when people don't have their wallet out at the register and it isn't immediately accessible.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
They always have that "it just dawned on me I need my wallet" look when they get up there too.
Avatar720
I often have to prompt my mum to get her purse out ahead of time if I tag along to do a joint-shop. It's almost painful to watch otherwise.
DefinitelyNotHavingAMeltdown
Oh look at this guy with his pockets! Some of us women don't get the priviledge of pockets! (this is a joke and also a cry for help)
NancyDrewsBiggestFan
Came here today this. You beat me to it! I am with you in your struggle, fellow pocket-less woman!
samvimesbootstheory
Men's pants! Oodles of pockets, and they're actually standardized so you fit the same size in most brands!
Shmaaw
Privilege*
SarminBandit
You do have pockets. If you're brave enough.
SilentMajority420
Pocket-pussy.
notacatdefinitelynotacat
Pussy-pocket
DefinitelyNotHavingAMeltdown
SarminBandit
I like your thinking
smellyboots
Also who started this coins on top of bills thing? That's not how cash gets put away damn it!
FoxFeetAreCutest
I hate that. When I worked at a till, I always gave coins first then handed the notes over with the receipt. Usually got thanked!
DeathPro
I love cashiers that hand them to me separately.
Tvakc
If people knew how to count change back correctly, they'd always get the change first. It's becoming a lost art.
Eunjae
I just use the bills as slide for the coins... Works out okay.