Johnny Depp receives his Disney Legend Award at the D23 Expo

Aug 20, 2015 4:13 PM

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You don't fuck with the House of Mouse.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish Disney was more violent. Only so I can see Mickey take a baseball bat to that photographer. "insult me, in my house"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a photographer, I was trying to figure out why he might ask that. All I got is legal issues with using images of Mickey.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mickey actually walked off camera to grab a bat to bash in that photographer's head

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Shortly after: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meb9bydGXz1r4gei2o3_500.gif

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was waiting for somebody to post that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don't. Fucking. Talk. To. Me. Like. That!"-Mickey Mouse

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Mouse will live longer than any of us

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Mouse is NOT amused.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HUH HUH

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

johnny deep would make a good walt disney!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Johnny Depp might just be the prettiest Disney Princess.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We know what happens when kids tick him off http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maqahsfXns1qgvorno1_500.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You disrespectful little shit, do you know who I am?" -Mickey, probably.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mickey, you will remember this as the day you almost had your picture taken with Jack Sparrow.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sauce??

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kudos! :) Thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no respect

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I read that in jack sparrows voice...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Keith Richard's***

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not a good plan. Mickey will get his lightsaber call in the Avengers on your ass

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"No one makes fun of Tim Allen on my watch and gets away with it!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV3MQtpYikM

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The audio book joke gets me hard everytime. Johnny should definetly do more comedy, he's so funny

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was outstanding.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I have some sauce?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THERE WOULD BE NO CAPTAIN JACK WITHOUT MICKEY MOUSE

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Later that night, at the photographers house; v

11 years ago | Likes 127 Dislikes 1

Is that josh grobin?(sp)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No tears, only dreams now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is he shaking a gatorade? IM SO CONFUSED

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WANNA SEE MY HEAD COME OFF?!?

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Hey! Thats one of my favorites!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That clip should just end with the Mickey Beast slowly starring straight into the camera.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh god that's creepy

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/60299702.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 304 Dislikes 4

This, this is a perfect response

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know...I know. That was the best/only picture I could find in a very short amount of time.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No worries. That'll happen.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best I can do is 9 pixels.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The future is the future BECAUSE it's heavy! That's why time is getting pulled toward it!

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

South Park showed us what happens you piss Mickey off.

11 years ago | Likes 584 Dislikes 1

You can't talk to me like that haaHA!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I almost posted the same thing

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

**Mr. Mouse**

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That episode is...perfection.

11 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Hot white foam.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HO HO! MURDER!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ha Ha

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

'GET UP! GET THE FUCK UP, HAHA!'

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

'Now do we have a problem, ha ha?'

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think Mickey does more of a "hoho" than "ha ha".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this point, South Park has shown us almost everything.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Simpsons did it!

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Gasp! South Park showed us that, too!!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ain't nobody makes Mickey step aside.

11 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 3

Apart from that photographer, apparently...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOBODY

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ain't nobody.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't let the door hit yah where the good Lord split yah, Debbie.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wow. Great customer service.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You would love to visit a neat little place called the UK.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that was retort from another post - it's funny if you saw that post

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that true or are you being internet funny?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:44 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It was actually another post from a couple weeks ago

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Headline from two days later: Photographer found in bottom of local reservoir.

11 years ago | Likes 2569 Dislikes 1

But who did it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

smeared with mouse droppings

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...Donald Duck shoved up anus."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote this comment to 666 let it Happen

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No one will see him under all those black balls"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They never find the mouse's enemies.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cause of death: two crushed lungs sustained from an oversized mousetrap.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just the other day....: https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnqk3dkyyh1qj73e2o1_500.gif

11 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

Escape From Tomorrow?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Photographer made into pies.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remy the mouse plushie found duct taped inside photographer's mouth. Police do not suspect foul play.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we suspect the culprit to have been wearing gloves as no finger prints were found

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

... Not dead or anything, just taking his dog for a walk, California and all.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nobody fucks with the Mouse! Nobody!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We're just reporting it."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/Fedr2J0

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

YOU DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME haha LIKE THAT THAT haha YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! haha

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I really wonder how "metaphorically" true that episode was in terms of creator/Disney dynamics.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Reminds me a little of "Guys' Night Out", the scene where Mickey flips out at the guys making fun of him for being a has-been.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are all ants and i am your destroyer, haha.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh god, that laugh. My coworker could do that spot on and quietly do it while I was talking with customers just I'd lose my shit.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0