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Found a deleted album in my favorites, sluethed around to find the clip again(5,6,15), had even more that I hadn't seen, figured reupload was necessary, although this is some old stuff, it's still pretty good.
thesadpup
#15. Thank you!!!!!
Bogwoppit77
HDsoftail103
You have the right to suck my dick motherfucker! (The new miranda rights)
Seethreepeeoh
Loved the "book em Dano" move in #2
SnugglesaurusRex
Yeah, white truck's reflexes were on-point
Playerox
Haha I saw it like "oh shit bro go get them"
Drewcifer70
Or a simple, "WTF? LIGHTS!"
TheNameIsHarryDresdenWizardConjureByItAtYourOwnRisk
Driver: "Jeez, where's a cop when you need one, right?" Passenger: "On your right, slide over."
ancientnorseman
THe amount of moronory that the average cop has to deal with on a daily basis... man.
Rovylern
Johnaldo
#15 North Carolina!!!
TheChook
If no one else mentioned it, I was going to.
iliketosayBURN
They prevent good people to do stupid shit. Thanks to them
PaladinVeeta
I had some instant karma happen in front of me pretty recently. Was driving a guy back home after a Pathfinder game. 1/?
PaladinVeeta
We are sitting at a red light and an ambulance is behind us with his light on. I move to the side and let him past. The light still red 2/?
PaladinVeeta
The ambulance goes through the light and some random white mini van follows him through. From a nearby parking lot red and blue lights. 3/4
PaladinVeeta
Passed by the idiot and cop a little bit down the road. My passenger and I laughing because of the instant karma 4/4
DetectiveSloth
I was in an Uber and the driver followed an ambulance with its lights on while driving on the shoulder of a busy highway.
DustyMcKnuckles
That one is contextual... my dad followed the ambulance in his car when I had a surprise athsma attack as a young child.
iputnutinnutella
Is it still allowed? His immediate presence doesn't save the situation. I'm just wondering. I don't know how it is.
Heavenissize17socks
#4 can't believe I actually saw that. He cut off a cop?
Luminiferuz
Cut off a guy with a dashcam..
MarkPenrice
Coulda been an unmarked car...
Heavenissize17socks
Nope. He cut the guy off and the cop saw it and responded!
serenityfast
There's more to the vid: The truck was road raging, cutting off the camera car over and over, blocking. Cop finally saw and pulled him over.
Sneemaster
Yeah, the pickup guy was probably planning on beating up the car-cam guy until the cop showed up. That was a close call.
usedtocouldbesomeone
Play stupid games...
LeighWilsonArt
...win stupid prizes.
BolognaIsNotAHat
*win DESERVED prizes, in cases like these.
jbilly90
Running a red light into a cop. Thats my favorite
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
SiriusCobra
#5 reminds me of the arrest videos from Road Rash 3D
squidyRobinson
Is the guys in 8 trying to toe a car and with a bus?
aGARBOdump
Tow* and yes
bubbleobill
At the police station really come on dude
KanzenChowa
#7 what were they doing?
Salzab
https://media.giphy.com/media/THzS8cPZPwr5e/giphy.gif
Equalcharlie
someone had to post it. +1
SummDummFuqq
Spraying each other with gas? Or do you mean 8 where they tie off to a city bus for free tow?
KanzenChowa
The bus one thanks
MrBobSaget
The only thing I can think of is some sort of insurance scam, where they claim damage to their car or something weird.
currie24
#3 looks like it’s outside of a police station. And that’s why they don’t catch the smart ones...
LarryTesler
#8 wait, wat?
reuleaux
Tied the car to the bus for a free tow
LarryTesler
Jesus.
Nealwill
Russia
KageroShijima
#3 is the stealing a bike from in front of the police station
greach
Love it, love all of it
EccentricNut
NihonJinLover
This is a cluster
Nexodaedalus
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
Wow
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
WoW
SummDummFuqq
Great addition this one fit this dump
DiminishingCapacity
How does it fit if the cop that was rolled over actually went on a red light? If anything I would say it is was an unfortunate accident.
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
Wow
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Cops fault all the way
Dudeitsausername
Not the cops fault at all.
HighLordRegentofChaos
In the US all emergency vehicles have right-of-way when their lights are running. So no, the other person is at fault.
wayoftheroad
Cops fault? Really? Really????
Max4Pups
Really.
Luminiferuz
Except that the car who hit him was being pursued by the cop car behind him.
Tovarish1013
I doubt it. Cops from it rushed to help the overturned SUV, not apprehend the driver
Luminiferuz
So that's why the person immediately put his hands on his head?
Tovarish1013
Seems to me like he put them up in shock... Oh shit.. I'm docked
BreakingBean
Cops are allowed to run reds in pursuit and that car definitely had enough time to react in order to not hit the cop. Not the cops fault
RandomActsOfBubbleGuts
he could have waited 3 seconds to let the car pass before running the light or pull half way out to see if oncoming traffic is reacting
sciencenf10
Seemed to me the cop pulled into the intersection with real caution. Car 3 appeared to have time and distance to slow & avoid collision
RandomActsOfBubbleGuts
but he pulled in with caution and then when the car wasn't stopping for him he should have waited not gunned it
BreakingBean
There was already a cop car coming from that direction, he should’ve pulled over anyways
RandomActsOfBubbleGuts
also that other cop might have only turned on his lights when he noticed the car running the red. distracting the car driver who seen
RandomActsOfBubbleGuts
never assume that your fellow drivers have ANY clue what is going on. what should be done and what is actually done is not the same
Zeldon567
#14 Atempted insurance fraud?
iamnotabunnywhydoyouask
Road rage
GadenKerensky
Could be Road Rage.
getmo
Lol, is #8 trying to get a tow from the bus? That's... that's actually somewhat clever.
thatguybutonline
clever would have been getting in the car BEFORE it started moving
VeloxFox
I think the video shows exactly how 'clever' it was.
Heeeyyooouuuguuuyyys
Somewhat fucking retarded if you ask me
MarkPenrice
It went from "clever" to "idiotic" at the point where they got out of the car. What's the deal there? Are they stealing it, maybe?
MarkPenrice
I mean, buses may be slower than cars, but they still clearly take off faster than most people can run. Especially electric trolleybuses.
w1n5t0ns
i figured they'd run out of gas and had put it in neutral with the hope of being towed to a nearby station.
MarkPenrice
That was the other possible, but why are they both getting out and running beside the car... it's very strange.
TobyKweef
#9 is legal in CA. What that cop did was dangerous and stupid. Potentially killing someone is not worth a ticket.
H3xfly
The back of the cop car says NYPD, and its illegal to split lanes the in the state of New York. I can't definitively see the plates though.
TobyKweef
I understand it’s not legal everywhere. I’m just saying that what that cop did to issue a ticket was dangerous.
H3xfly
California standard plates are red and white so you actually might be right. Hard to make them out in the video but they look like it.
daaaavvyyycrockett
Better a cop do it now than some random person just trying to change lanes later
PiffTheMagicDildo
How was it dangerous? Traffic was crawling, even if splitting lanes was legal in NY, hed be going too fast to be doing it safely anyway.
TobyKweef
To me, he seemed to be going what is considered legal for lane splitting speed in CA. 10mph faster than traffic, not to exceed 35mph.
PiffTheMagicDildo
Ok so how was it dangerous what the cop did
Smacketywack
#5 & #9 Motorcyclists are some of the biggest assholes.
emowgli
At #9 is called filtering or lane splitting and it helps to reduce traffic, it saves time for all, for both the rider and the other cars.
MAINBUSUNDERVOLT
It should be legal to do it (safely) everywhere.
Smacketywack
Except when the motorcyclist tries to fit through a space that’s too narrow and then jumps into your lane and cuts you off.
Smacketywack
There’s a reason most states don’t allow the practice. Motorcyclists think the rules don’t apply to them.
emowgli
They don’t jump, they remain there. The drivers with this mentality are just frustrated people because they stay so much in traffic.
Smacketywack
Speaking from my own experience, they’re just rude assholes who think they can do what they want and won’t wait like everyone else.
emowgli
I guess you either had some bad experiences with some or you are just upset why they don’t waste time in traffic, this without affecting you
thatwastooclose
I forget that it's illegal to make a right turn on red some places #9
jbcars4life
The problem is that he crossed over several lanes to do so. You can turn right on red from the right lane unless clearly marked otherwise
PaladinAstro
if you look again, it seems to be a left-driving country. American equivalent would be left turn on red.
PrincessPerpetua
It looks a lot like Australia
KingSadimRX7
It is
KingSadimRX7
Or maybe New Zealand? Dunno if the have hungry jacks too
gengumby
I'd say Queensland, with that U-turn permitted sign
Nanoman21
I've seen a couple in Victoria but you're probably right
cyberghduck
#9 is legal i Norway at least
jbcars4life
Legal in most places, but frowned upon, and usually depends on speed.
MarsLuco
Legal in the UK too
Drakhma
legal in some states too.
jinbee
Mandatory part of the bike test in the UK in fact.
Adato88
Should be legal everywhere, safest way to ride, wouldn’t like to be sandwiched between cars if someone hit me from behind
MarkPenrice
Also what are you even doing on a bike if you're just going to stick in the gridlock anyway? You're just flossing.
cyberghduck
In normal traffic it’s not, but when it’s slow moving rush our it’s ok.
cyberghduck
Like how people are downvoting a factual statement.
MarkPenrice
fixed
MarkPenrice
Its legal most places that dont have bizarre anti-motorcycle laws that strip away all the useful features & try to push you into using a car
MarkPenrice
Unless you're either seeking some weird Easy Rider lifestyle or want to fuck around on a superbike, being able to filter is a prime benefit.
MarkPenrice
And particularly helps cut down traffic (quite a lot in that video...) at the same time as allowing those who choose to ride to bypass it.
NoClueII
Amazing! Usually pisses me off.
MarkPenrice
I admit it depends on who's riding and how. It's also entirely possible to be a complete arsewipe whilst riding through traffic.
MarkPenrice
You have to be both defensive, and sympathetic. I hear stories of riders being deliberately aggressive to drivers and stuff...don't do that.
craggyp
it's usually legal when traffic is very slow/stopped, and with the motorcyclist at reasonable speeds. this was neither
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
The Ontario Ministry of Transportation states that filtering is “extremely dangerous,” but they make no reference to an actual law.
kaitlynbutwiththeromannumeralsVIII
In Australia in most states it’s actually encouraged as it’s been proven to be safer for the rider,provided idiots in cars use there mirrors
cyberghduck
Depends on your speed tho
MarkPenrice
#3 Jeez, there's ballsy, and then there's "steal a bicycle, probably belonging to a cop, from right out front of a police station".
GadenKerensky
The cams in Police Stations are probably more closely monitored than most. I wondered if they had to fight over who got to bust him.
TeePee50
If by ballsy you mean out-of-this-world-moronic, then yes.
TheJaDoan
I’ve read on the internet that sometimes it’s part of an initiation for a gang or something. I could be wrong since I read it on the interne
MarkPenrice
...but that's what I just did
rebel1996
Bike thief’s are a mega low scum. Should have shot the POS
MarkPenrice
That's a bit much... but, tazing them on camera would have been cathartic. Coulda pretending it was whoever nicked mine
MarkPenrice
(leaving... just the saddle?! wtf?) back in '03...
MisterSmithster
Why did the guy get pulled for riding his bike down the middle? Is that illegal in the US?
dwilson0725
In the case of that video, it was perfectly legal and was a case of mistaken identity.
Dudeitsausername
Lane splitting is illegal in every state but California
Ulthirm
Splitting is illegal in my state, but lane filtering is legal (In stopped traffic a bike may go through the middle of the traffic, typically
Ulthirm
at lights. Its partially to protect them from dumbasses who ram them)
Ulthirm
https://dpsnews.utah.gov/utahs-new-lane-filtering-law/ for those curious, yes its new which is why you might not be aware.
getmo
Depends on the state. I think in most states it is illegal, just places like California where it's fine.
Ufphen
Yea it's really dumb
omen87
Yeah, like others said it's only legal in Cali. Most drivers do a poor job of watching for bikes as it is. I wouldn't trust them enough.
xbiu
Legal in California, a couple other states are considering it, but pretty much only 1 of 50 so far.
Stratego89
Depends on the state. The legal term here is called "lane-splitting".
VeloxFox
Technically "Lane sharing", as it involves a law making passing on the right in the same lane legal if it is safe (intended for right turns)
Stratego89
No, that's different. I'm referring to lane SPLITTING. The act of driving between lanes for an extended period of time on a two-wheeler.
Stratego89
Most notably I know it's legal in California, but only when there is bumper to bumper traffic and not within XX feet of a stop sign/light.
truemetalman
It's illegal everywhere but California, but that cop could have killed him pulling a stunt like that. Very reckless.
aGARBOdump
Isn’t lane splitting legal in Wisconsin
bak1984
Maybe don't lane split.
Idontlikeolives
Lane splitting is a much safer place to be for motorcycles during stop and go traffic.
GoddammitMrNoodle
No, it's not. That's the lie they tell to justify it.
ilikebenches
Why the fuck not you idiot? Half the reason to be on a bike is to get through traffic, that dude was goin too fast tho imo
thedevil
Because it’s illegal in 49 states you crotch jockey. Take your compensation device and fuck off back into a proper lane.
ilikebenches
I live in none of those states so haha!
daaaavvyyycrockett
That’s not a reason to buy a bike. That’s just illegal
pokebug666
You assume the cop could see the bike. I assume the cop was unable to see the bike until in the middle of lane-change.
twrig144
I think he did the lane change to stop the bike, that's the issue. If the bike was going faster he would have crashed into the cop.
pokebug666
If that was the reason for the lane change. My point is it seems just as likely to be coincidence.