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The lovely Kirsten Zellers
May 22, 2017 12:20 AM
GabbyStreet
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The lovely Kirsten Zellers
GrellDarling
more people to be jealous of, got it
huffdogg
You want srs hair bzns you Google "Lagertha hair"
ChinaMike808
I goo'd her, and she does have mad, crazy thick hair; was her mother a fucking MOP?
PostmasterG
yes, the hair...
hickorysmokedhorsebutthole
Strongharbour432
Damn
slipright
It doesn't look angry?
DrMet
Someone draw this hair actually being mad at someone.
DarthSedition
There was hair in this photo?
dutterman27
side boob
iamalreadyaghost
I don't hair can get mad, can it?
fskn
I should take her to mein zellers.
mookian
She is crazy sexy
rname
Idk, that hair looks quite calm to me.
Mythmatic
Upvote for the classy amount of side boob
Mumalot
mad hair?... looks cool to me.
IridescentLotus
I love braids, but I have dark hair so I can spend hours on them and you can barely see the intricacy because it's just all dark
d3jake
Does she have a ton of hair, or is it extra fluffy for some reason?
rockyourbodytilcanadaday
I'm sorry, I must not be getting it. How is her hair angry?
Soolie
"Mad" is slang for "a lot of". Think it's pretty exclusive to the NYC area as I am from here and friends who aren't make fun of me for it.
Thereisnopatchingstupid
Not exclusive. I've heard it in Texas and Ohio. "Give the guy mad props!"
Lesbiansass
What a dame
apexpancake
Looks like calm hair to me.
GentlemanScientist
Especially with all the harspray required to get it to that volume.
suntzupup
it's so angry!
PewPewDude
What makes it so mad? One should have happy hair!
thegrimcoder
Mad as in crazy.
Femail76
It doesn't seem that upset....
MajorPubes
Nice wig
Klaxun
Boom. This guy gets it.
DarkGnosis
Mad hair AND side-boob!
MerToo
specimen is quite strongly "hnnngh"
WellThatsOriginal
You said Boob. He he
FlorbFnarb
My first thought.
hickorysmokedhorsebutthole
gamecreator
The side-boob clearly wins. No wonder the hair is mad.
damnallthegoodnamesaretaken
I'm not mad.
middleagedman
Or maybe mad extensions.
huujhc3
IveBeenOnHereForHours
as a female. yes these are extensions. many women get them not necessarily for longer hair, but for thicker hair
plasmarob
My wife grew her hair to max length. That's like double to triple what max length can do.
MaggGyver
Didn't he play Hannibal on tv?
itslikeimwipingamarker
notgoingtoarrestyou
GabbyStreet
Oh oh it's never enough.
GabbyStreet
And twice on Sundays
04FoxSake
Fdgfsgf FUCK this. I spent 30 mins attempting a halfway decent french braid, gave up, my arms hurt and I'm now sporting a Miss Trunchbull.
PeterMerkin
To the Chokey!
Daytona84
https://imgur.com/n0MGFK9
Kessalia19
I can barely manage a regular braid!
Theresmyothersock
Thank you!! I can't braid my hair worth shit, but my kids look decent!
04FoxSake
Not sure why I try, even when I manage one, it makes my head look even more alien than usual... bah.
brookemonster
04FoxSake
bahaha, perfect
nerdtoast
shoot. i put my hair in a bun right when i got out of the shower this morning. It's still wet and I'm halfway through work now.
COSami
You kidding?? I gave up so hard on having any decent long hair, it looks like Miley Cyrus' after she cut it short. I WISH I had that time.
8BitDinosaur
I had to come back and upvote this comment. Thanks!
LoriKashefinejad
That's mostly fake hair!
MissWorldClass
I always assume it is extensions and done by a professional. That makes me feel better about my attempts.
04FoxSake
Ivain
this looks like a pro photo, so you're probably right
eatandsleep
Thick hair is a curse I wouldn't wish on anybody.
ImNotAnOrange
Every time i get my hair cut "wow you know you have really thick hair"
countessblah
I wouldn't wish my thin hair on anybody either, when it's oily i look 60% bald.
ventiespressodepresso
A self done french braid is NOT POSSIBLE
blackberrytea
I can french braid my own hair, it looks like shit but I can do it.
babbzilla
I can do it. It's decent. Not perfect or right, but decent.
schlabbalappen
Dude I lived in italy for teo months with a turkish girl and she would braid her hair like this in less than 10 mins, she could even 1/2
schlabbalappen
sleep in it and it would still look awesome in the morning. No idea how she did that, I can't do shit with my hair. (*two months btw)
BllackViper
+1 for the Miss Trunchbull
YourParents
Want me to help? I always braided my moms hair. 25/M btw
04FoxSake
Oh, sweet summer child...
YourParents
Oh geez I wasn't hitting on her... Oh whatever I'll sink with the ship.
04FoxSake
Oh, my bad for assuming that you were, since you, y'know, included your age and gender like this is an AOL chatroom in 1999.
kimipw
Patience and time are key. Don't rush the braid. Your arms will hurt. Just keep at it. Keep trying. Source: I have coily, kinky, curly hair.
kimipw
Current fave is a chunky two-strand twist. Start there, then learn to braid by adding the third strand.
04FoxSake
Yeah mmm, see, braids look good with your features!
kimipw
Braids can look good for you too! Also, fluff them when you're done! Gently pull at each "bump" of hair to fake more volume.