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XnDn
All are more creditable than Donald Trump...
ignimbrite
A wild Vermin Supreme appears!
ThatPhotographerDude
I'd feel safer with Lord Buckethead than May, or Trump at the helm!
Marlinisgreat
The difference is they won't elect the morons.
Lankynyack
We can, cos you elected Trump!!
thegelatoking
But will the win? Because ours did.
BrandizzleFoShizzle
I'd take anyone on that stage over Trump any day!
IRespondWithAnimeGIFSsometimesbecauseIhavenothingbettertodo
Please take Theresa.
thisisjunk
I think the "Free Andy Tsego" Party might not have a broad enough platform.
hygroovy
The UK has a long tradition of bonkers candidates (see Monster Raving Looney Party). You're only now noticing? :)
lightbuster
I remember people voted for deeznuts in the us election
monsted
Only difference is, none of the joke candidates won in Britain.
SpaceLamb
TBF atleast in britain lord bucket head doesnt win
Jake0fSpades
These guys are what we call protest candidates, you vote for them so that you still vote but don't contributor editors to any major party /1
Jake0fSpades
But your vote is counted and show the number of people dissatisfied with the current political system and parties supporting it
xSquirrelly
Uhh...we got like a 100,000+ write-ins for Harambe and a joke was already running.
AVeryHappyDoggo
That was fake, just google it, my guy.
xSquirrelly
Write-in's don't get officially counted doesn't mean people didn't write in a dead gorillas name. People tweeted that trash out, my guy.
HINMAN
What about Mr fish finger??
IAMCHAZZ
Trump is still more ridiculous
Mugfan
That RED THING is a member of the Royal Family
ryanvandam69
And all of them are still less of a joke than Trump
Hoop66
At least we don't vote for the cunts
RV49
Yeah but the difference is, we didn't vote them in
byohzzrd
What'd he say?
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Um...
MyLadyOfKittyCats
A pony in every paddock.
Hungrypiemonger
what, I thought that was the Governor of New Hampshire
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
His teeth are way better than Maggie Hassan's
Hungrypiemonger
lol
Goldcart
2012, Vermin Supreme was not elected president. 2017, unicorn population: 0. SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE, AMERICA?!
loser9999
I would totally voted for him
DireSnails
http://imgur.com/rI63L
sck8000
Wow, Christopher Lee really let himself go
txmount
No, because unless they actually ELECT one of those guys, we're still the fucktards with a pussygrabbing cheeto for a leader.
PhloydPhan
Trash Can Darth Vader would be a great name for a band. And just begging for a lawsuit from Disney, but still...
unshartedterritory
Unless someone legally changes their name to that then they can't touch you
goboltz
So, cut to the chase .. Name it "Lawsuit from Disney" . .
dtek
"Begging for a Disney Lawsuit" would also not be bad band name.
TheRofltron
Trash Can Daft Vaper?
DelGriffithShowerRings
The lead singer of Mouserat agrees....
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yudodat
I think he is cosplaying that knight from Monty Python and the holy Grail
thebiggestjolly
I thought that was the guy from Scarecrow Boat?
MantisTobagganMD
I think ge from Fourskin. Or maybe it was Threeskin...
Toan914
American here, at least they acknowledge more than 2 candidates... Jus' sayin'
hodorgoestomordor
"acknowledge" literally the first time most people are hearing about them is after the election. There were plenty of 3rd party 1/2
hodorgoestomordor
candidates who got plenty of coverage in US election
Schex44
Ya but they weren't allowed in the debates based on a pretty bullshit system
hodorgoestomordor
Debates are the media's way of gathering sound bytes. They are pretty useless, and anyone who uses a debate to gather policy information 1/2
hodorgoestomordor
shouldn't be voting
therealVexed
debates aren't a compulsory thing to begin with its just based on what the news wants. which is why theresa thought she didnt have to go ;)
whoareYOUlookingat
I guess the difference is there's no way they'd get the majority, however your clown actually won.
DonRight
Pretty sure that the closest analogy you guys have for him used to be the Mayor of London a few years back. Wasn't he elected?
therealVexed
he wasn't that bad really...
whoareYOUlookingat
Not by the whole population, only London. And everyone outside of London hates London. Nice try.
ITalkAboutGoats
It wasn't all of America, just the inbred middle part. And we all hate them, too.
whoareYOUlookingat
But the inbred middle part unfortunately constitutes a huge portion of your country.
ITalkAboutGoats
Yes, that is the pity.
dropbear128
That's "Lord Buckethead" as "Trash Can Darth Vader". Got 150 votes =P
DelGriffithShowerRings
lunicow
I nearly voted for him, not sure why I didn't :p
heysupbrent
As long as you didn't vote for May.
glacialbae
This is a good world.
Worble
It was higher than that!? Thought it was 246?
imnotthatblonde
250! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/constituencies/E14000803
AuroraNora33
250! is quite a large number
imnotthatblonde
lol yeh
ocdmn
Monster Raving Looney Party sounds like a legit party I'd support!
Selerox
Monster Raving Looney Party have been around for years. They're effectively a protest party to satirise the electoral system.
imnotthatblonde
they are a full on thing, we also have nation of oog who pledge heroin for all
ocdmn
Wait... I Just noticed this is actually prime minister voting instead of local county major or something small lol. How'd they get to run?
imnotthatblonde
each of 650regions votes like this, party with the most votes usually place their leader as prime minister
revcleo
£500 and 10 mates. Also it's not voting for the PM, it's voting for the incumbent PM's seat.
MightyG7
it only costs £500 to stand for election in the UK so its pretty common to get stuff like this.
Selerox
Weird candidates are a UK tradition going back a way, especially in constituencies of major political figures like the PM.
TheOnlyFinnWhoDoesNotLikeHockey
Wait. Why the fuck does it cost anything!?!
Kythyria
Probably to discourage this sort of shenanigan
dodrian
It's a 500 deposit to run, it's returned to you if you receive more than 5% of the vote.
Teesea
It's also the PM's seat so they tend to choose to stand there.
SomeCrazyNerd
Uh, the news channel has labelled it "BELFAST SOUTH" and it's a DUP seat.
Norikzz
look at the top it says live maidenhead. Belfast south is just it scrolling through results
SomeCrazyNerd
Oh, oops
dtek
You probably don't remember the California governor election that eventually resulted in Arnold winning. Bunch of crazy candidates in that.
OhLurkOverThere
Total Recall 2003.
yahya021
Anyone remember vermin supreme?
rabidwombat875
Arnold was a boss governor tho. He did a lot of cali.
SeeMyVests
Debbie did a lot of Texas
MassiveClusterFuck
Arnie did a lot of Debbies
PizzaSlutForever
Especially Dallas
lopthe
Was he even a bad governor though?
urustai
Not bad. I'd take him again over Brown 3.0. TBH I felt that the whole recall was unnecessary & SUV owners were upset at Davis.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
much better than the other joke candidate who actually won.
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
There's a good Netflix special about his term. He kinda got manipulated/corrupted while in office. I don't think it was intentional though
Schex44
I heard he did pretty well based on Californians I know giving feedback. That was as a republican in a blue state too
Imgurislongerfunny
He did better than some we have had. Not great but not bad. Literally won't go down in history one way or another as good or bad.
amishcannoli
I feel like he was criticised for being the Govenator while in office, but his legacy isnt regarded badly as far as I can tell.
CycloneSP
I've noticed that's just a growing trend for politics in general anymore :/
amishcannoli
I think thats always been vogue for politics and media. Its just that now we're more readily bombarded with it.
BhawbTheMagnificent
As a Californian, he did okay. What happened in his case was he campaigned on a few big issues (fix corruption, no wasteful spending, etc.)1
BhawbTheMagnificent
then when he got into office, had to change his tune a bit. He couldn't pass anti-corruption laws because CA legislators. There really 2/X
BhawbTheMagnificent
wasn't much wasteful spending once he looked into it, so few cuts. He also backed down on some stupid GOP positions when he realized 3/X
DelGriffithShowerRings
But...... Trash Can Darth Vader
MaxieMooo
Lord bucket head
dtek
I see the Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail
DelGriffithShowerRings
But..... Trash Can Darth Vader Head?
dtek
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DelGriffithShowerRings
FoxhoundOperator
At least our joke candiates didn't win :P
pres2pond
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BruceBannersButtplug
Yeah but the overgrown Oopma Loompa did.
StinkyMcFartFace
GreenFingeredGamer
Rumpelstiltskinner
DeMelonia
dormantmutant
Milkforthekhorneflakes
http://imgur.com/jMVyjc8
ZaphodBeeblebroxIsRusselBrand
Jesus that's amazing
BlahDerpBlah
DickMercenary
That's hilarious.. hahahaha.. ʰᵉᶫᵖ ᵘˢ⋅
NoeCarrier
Hey, you can't do that. Outright fucking murder is illegal!
omglandshark
OvShadow
I'm upvoting the whole post so more people see this comment.
myweaknessisstrong
This round goes to you, Britain.
SkypeOfCthulhu
God damnit... That was beautiful.
hurradurra
Twillo
I scrolled down the links to find this gif. Well played.
Fatherdoodle
Damn nigga thanks for the seizure.
SharkyMcSnarkface
AleksandrBlazkowicz
00LimaRomeo
Jesus God, that's beautiful. +1
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Gustave13
He is a joke and Putin is laughing all the way to the oligarch bank.
NuckFickelback
dudeinsha
Comment of the year? Comment of the year.
Macros64
Fucking 3rd degree burns top to bottom you god damn savage
Thojira
sweet, sweet revenge.
allihearisnoise
Sick burn dude! UK UK UK UK!
kelgamer13000
TurgidMember
All we had was joke candidates
Silverdogz
At least we didn't hang out Congress.
SivoServoDommyDervo
FUCKIN' BURNNNNN!!!!
DonRight
Pretty sure your most comparable clown used to be mayor of London a few years back. Didn't that require winning an election?
MrWobblyHead
Boris Johnson may be a bit of a clown at times but he is a better politician than Trump will ever be
wadatahmydamie
Hey @OP
PalladiumWings
touche motherfucker. touche
spudzley
Yeah, none of your candidates won, doesn't seem too much better tbh
SenpaiHentaiOppai
It's waaaaaaaaaay better to have nothing than to have chaos.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
I dunno, i look at your guys' parliament.... i think they won a while ago.
imhoots
bananafats1
BemusedPenguin
DelGriffithShowerRings
Neither did ours.....
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TrustMeImABassist
The tragic one won, right?
wadatahmydamie
The reason this comment is getting gangbanged is because while Clinton has her serious issues, she's at least competent and qualified.
AMartianPotato
Sure, she's the joke... not Cheeto Hitler...
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
unshartedterritory
Thats a risky comment on imgur
Frisbeetime420
I was just thinking that. The herds about to stampede over that comment
StonesOnTheHill
That's like bragging about trashcan Vader not winning while Elmo is making his acceptance speech.
Wakzo
Osgarth
http://imgur.com/3tOBsV9
wadatahmydamie
TrustMeImABassist
To be fair Vermin Supreme was one of the best candidates the americans had.
Fatherdoodle
That's not saying a lot Bassist.
TrustMeImABassist
Welp, you're right. Clinton or Trumpo, they voted the most hated stupid blonde on the world. [muffled Boris Johnson bs on background]
stoler202
You, too, have a Johnson, Gary Johnson.
TrustMeImABassist
I am brazillian. We have a plethora of Johnsons, Trumps, Clintons, Mays and Hitlers.
Snooj
You have a problem with free ponies for everyone?
SeveralSaucySeabassSwimmingSensuallyInTheSaltySea
Vermin Supreme's pony identification system is no laughing matter
TheReboundGuy
cat ninja has delivered!
chapitaine
Burn!
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
GrundleFondler
I audibly gasped
diddlydee
YASS KWEEN!
LookingForMyKids
911, I'd like to report a fire
jebascho
*0118999881199119725...3
AsAHistorian
I read this as "9/11, I'd like to report a fire." 9/11: "Yeah?? Well, sorry, I'm a little busy here, I don't know, BEING 9/11?!?!"
Waaaaghhumbug
999 m8
shindhi
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Placentaur
You get my American upvote
IgniaEternale
I thought they had and that's why y'all are in this mess.
whenyourassdontworklikeitusedtobefore
notthedevilipromise
Clayman8
*throws money at screen*
thecuttingedgeofcockingabout
1) Apply tea freshly brewed in Boston Harbor to burned area.
DidNotInhale
Teach me
mechasd
TerriMessy
As much as I agree, May is also a joke, just not quite Trump level
moarscience
And there were no survivors
poeandfinn
Uhhhh... you'll likely have DUP in your government. I wouldn't be laughing if I were you
MDavidsonJutland
Oooh. Buuuurn
paulpounder
It appears that somebody named hung won the election.
IdontknowwhatIamdoingbutwhatever
ZING!
thenameshandbanana
Ouch
AzeaBraxi
Well, there was the monkey mayor who was gunna give everyone in Hartlepool bananas ... And Boris Johnson.
DidNotInhale
You're a good person :)
samials
As of right now, this comment has more points than the post. Brutality achieved.
MikeArclight
I donno, you MAY be right; but I'm thinking you MAY be wrong
ennuii
Yeah. It would suck if America's joke candidate won. Thankfully she wasn't able to. Unfortunately our spite candidate did win. Meh.
BecauseoftheImplications
So there are at least 106 trump supporters on imgur.
Wakzo
Stop the burns.
Toecringe
YOOOOOO
MoveAlongNothingtoSeeHere
Didn't she though...?
MoveAlongNothingtoSeeHere
I mean, the DUP as the balance makers? That's a pretty big fucking joke of a party. Not to mention May herself.
PrisonDonkey
At first I laughed, but then I thought "Huh. At least their citizens are smart enough to us the voting process to get rid of the people
PrisonDonkey
that are fucking them over instead continuously voting them in again and again like mayo-brained fucktards".
BoozeHound001
Oh yeah? Well the brits aren't even that good at tea. China was first and better at it.
WilfordBrimleysMustache
When you voted to leave the EU you lost all rights to make fun of our bad political decisions.
Graywolf017
Yet
TigerThong
cast'n shade like its an eclipse
digitalhugs
http://www.britishburnassociation.org/burns-units Free on the NHS too. Leave when you're fixed.
TheBorzoi
Too bad it's not free in the US.
Wh1skers
True. She has to form a coalition government with the DUP. :D :(
OzmaAsimov
Holy shit. I'm feeling that burn all the way on the US west coast.
fivefingersnothumbs
Both our candidates were jokes, it was rigged.
ThelaudMoac
I actually spat out my coffee at that, wonderful
Riperoni
Macglower
Two words: tony Blair. If he wasn't a joke candidate, I guess I still don't get English humour...
therealmynamehere
I thought Hillary lost?
miados
when people get sick enough of the non jokes they might be willing to take a shot on a lark.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Yeah, honestly at this point I think a guy dressed as discount Darth Vader would be an improvement :P
ProvidesYouNewShittyLinks
There who only 2 joke canditates to choose from lad
schlummi
Germany:http://www.irishtimes.com/business/economy/german-mep-and-satirist-demands-ireland-s-ejection-from-eu-on-apple-tax-1.2792494
DrowsyDude
*laughing turns to crying*
DarwinAwardWinner
Someone just won the internet
Greenrangerguy
And everyone knows they are jokes
NovaMakesMemes
Don't make me call Russia
lethaldoobie
ya mate too bad hillary didnt win - thatd be HILLarious
CityYeti
you've never heard of vermin supreme then? or hillary clinton
TigerThong
private email server vs collude with russians to overthrow democracy. hmmm lets see one is worse... but hmmm which one
CityYeti
I know, I know. But a crime is a crime and no one should be above the law
TigerThong
exactly, and they found no crime with clinton
LokiShade
Debatable.
TigerThong
if you lack critical thought. ignore facts, love treason... its still not debatable