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Jan 5, 2018 6:07 PM
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rodeo828
Shit repost is shjt
Cavalrysword
Two booms that no one would boom boom.
FeydakenLee
"Man who shaves beard for a woman deserves neither.
Kiopho
It's especially funny because he has a beard and she's painted in makeup.
stjohnixx
Both are fair.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Caitlyn Jenner is stunning and brave. It takes bravery to commit vehicular manslaughter and get off scott free.
PmMeDemTiddies
URL. Make lower case t. NSFW.
Nodak70
How about just “Don’t date based on personal appearance - that’s sure to change”
BirbsAreImportant
That's like saying don't date someone with hair because they might look funny bald.
Jpapas
inappropriate use of the 'funny' and 'creativity' tags
shiftdi3s3l
Don't date.
jayxero
Your name is shan.
Erbicom2
What makes her think I would even shave my beard for women?
asquiiiiiiisha
My mom didn’t like facial hair when she met my dad, and he shaved. Her response? “Put it back.” And lo, he has had a beard ever since.
laulaulau
These two could actually mean the same person
abitskeptical
how many times do we have to see this?
proileri
Why would anyone shave a perfectly good beard? But if they do, it always grows back.
mtallmen184
I like having a beard, but after a while the skin under it starts itching and weeping and the only way to make it stop is to shave
sprinckletitties
Should've said boom Jaimee Holthaus instead.
Celticairborne
I was thinking the same thing. The pic is small but it looks like she uses a putty knife and paint brush to apply her makeup...
danishjuggler21
I have an incredibly masculine jawline, and I’ve always been afraid of growing a beard because it’ll, like, push my manliness to level 11
danishjuggler21
and women’s panties will just be hitting the pavement as I walk down the sidewalk. It’s scary to think about.
TheCrazyKoopaTroopa31
buckle up, buckaroos
proileri
How do you actually know what Thor looks like under the beard, though?
MmmCookiePoops
That's fair.
BubbaRunski
Both equally valid (and dickish) points
StrawHatSamwise
AssGrapez
Lol brilliant
MaxReboBand
GeneralMuffinMan
esselt12
WhyleKat
Hardalor
Not gonna lie, I wish they kept the Data beard around a little while.
leslieMagnet
I've never seen my husband's chin (together 15 years). Saw a picture once. He looked like Popeye. We've agreed: beard stays forever.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
I like the guy I really do. Equally fair. But Shan? The fuck is shan? Does he mean it to sound like Sean?
MessyTack
My middle name is Shan. It’s Chinese tho. However Sían is the Irish spelling and pronounced the same way as Shan (I think).
MrPhukett
It’s not Irish, it’s a very common Welsh name and it’s pronounced Shaan or Sharn, rhymes with khan or barn.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
I know it his parents fault. Poor kid.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I know a guy named Shan pronounced Shawn. His parents are Indian... So I assume that's why the weird spelling.
LordKrondor9000
Short for Shandrew
GruffWolf
Some guys are called Shannon
mechanimated
I will say that purely based on coverage makeup is less likely (unless ur going waaay extreme) to change your face as much as a beard.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
I knew a baby named Jollibee. At least Shan isn't named like a pet bee.
Equinox13
You can't really blame him for it, though. People don't pick their parents.
Earlkay
Shaniel
WDE7981
Nope, he means Shan. I knew a guy once named Shan.
BrentonCoppick
I dated my wife when she was wearing lenses . I fell over when she had to put her glasses on . Thick as end of a bottle
0TheFirehawk0
My SO shaved his beard last night and I honestly didn't recognize him for a second but I still like him even if he looks like a hairless cat
sparrowsgirl
It must be love...
NautiGal
I know that feel. My guy is only a year younger than me, but if he shaves, everyone thinks i'm a cradlerobber.
cancerriddenlung
This sounds familiar
NachoPete
Is... is he going to grow it back? Please say "yes".
0TheFirehawk0
He is, don't worry. He just wanted to start over since he trimmed it a little unevenly
NachoPete
Thank the maker!
LateNightBunnyParty
My husband and I have been married going on 14 years. I've seen his chin maybe thrice, and it's weird! Totally off-putting.
Oxymuncher
Reminds me of the good old dostonctions of love and crushes "if you still like him when he cuts his hair, it's not just a crush"
0TheFirehawk0
He's my "wittle hairless man-cat" <3
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Dostonctions is a nice word
Oxymuncher
Might've gone too heavy on the Ol' Dostojevskij lately.
Gamicus
The do hwat now?
Gianttesticlemonster
TheMightyMoto
Neat? Shrugs. Don't date shallow assholes and you will be in the clear any how.
Upvoter2000x
people like attractive people.. fuck me right?
ComicsKittensAndCookiesOhMy
Don't date anyone and you'll always have your marital problems in hand.
KjTheLightning
those yeah, the depression from solitude might be a different problem though...
ariesisboss422718
Idk been going 20yrs strong and I'm doin ight.
jsktrogdor
Why? What am I gonna do with deeper assholes? I only have a few inches.
Vercci
PrintingStress
How else are you going to get elbow deep?
TheManInTheWall
Nice self-burn!
Cthulhuchooseyou
ImLurkingOnImgur
10 is a few. ????
proileri
10? Did you fold it in half?
ImLurkingOnImgur
Not me. jsktrogdor
aboxacaraflatafan
Half?
TheMightyMoto
Thank you for this.
AnalTelescope
Cmon, looks are a legitimate factor in a lot of relationships. You cant call that shallow
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I think you can call the whole beard/ makeup thing shallow.
aoenofhorus
People on the internet are all very wise, deep and not superficial at all, don’t you know?
Lionskull
seriously, unless a relationship forms online or over time, then looks are a determining factor.
KjTheLightning
isn't that how the majority of actual relationship work though? i can't really see myself calling a relationship if you'd just meet someone
KjTheLightning
twice in the span of a week and get together on the last day of said week...
keikomoondragon
It's shallow if that's one of the main factors.
AnalTelescope
No, looks is almost always one of the main factors. It would be pretty shallow if its THE main factor
VInTheSkyWithElephants
Looks are part of an initial relationship. If they are still a determining factor after the emotional bond is established, then it's shallow
KjTheLightning
an initialrelationship that you don't know where you want to direct,but looks will always have a bias in our minds,"the eye wants its part"
VInTheSkyWithElephants
I'm not saying looks won't be a factor. But there's a reason people stay together as their bodies start decaying and wrinkling up, or if 1/
VInTheSkyWithElephants
the woman doesn't lose the pregnancy wait. It stops being a *determining* factor for most lasting couples. People can see inner beauty. 2/
KjTheLightning
there's actually multiple reasons, but yeah, don't worry, everyone has their take on this matter, and most agree it's shallow only if it is
dasklaus
You totally can, though. Just because it's common does not mean it can't be shallow.
AnalTelescope
Of course you can call it shallow. But them nobody would hear you do it from the high horse you're sitting on
dasklaus
Oh, I'm quite shallow too, at least in some regards. You know, like most people. Thanks for putting me on a horse that's not even mine!
thedarksideoftheforce
Some girl asked me on a dating site if id rather have a beard or ever have hopes to get laid again 1/2
ministryofpeace
https://imgur.com/UHAkbiI
Blrp0
"Those who would give up essential beard, to purchase a little temporary pussy, deserve neither beard nor pussy" - Benjamin Franklin
sealfury
I feel like I mostly keep my beard bc my fiancée prefers and tells me it looks better objectively. Sometimes just wanna shave it all.
thedarksideoftheforce
I mean, how else would anyone be able to tell if i can swap a flat tire if my beard is gone?
thedarksideoftheforce
2/2 i told her if its her i get to bang, id rather keep my beard.
Herecomesjohnny
everybody in the diner clapped
STGxDante
Poor girl has never enjoyed the thigh tickler
CloudCider
And everyone on the airplane clapped.
CamelSpotter
clickclackmootpoint
The name of that girl? Albert Einstein
CaptainCrunch7272
Its true I was the girl
RasputinLoverOfTheRussianQueen
Perfect!
MrJaunty
He invented space.
thefunbatman
The name of that beard? Harriet Tubman
CrappyCommentor
Oh that's a reference to something, I think, what is it?
Blrp0
Tubman is a funny name. Tubman. Heh. Tub bub.
Kloet07