THE PROPHECY

Feb 18, 2014 9:23 PM

MayorWalrus

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I see no end to this madness, and that's ok.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Well, some recent posts are starting to make sense now...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot CCC, the Hitlemonlee

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People who wanted Vaporeon are the reason Abby and Jay got released. Getting Lapras was the foolproof plan. Eevee-get was an awful decision.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WE DID IT! WE BEAT GIOVANNI!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine what it will be like when pidgeot gets released.. shit's gonna go crazy.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If we don't get out of the elevator I'm going to lose my mind

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

In before 20 people complaining about the amount of pokemon posts.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 11

Fuck pokemon. I always downvote pokemon. I dont understand imgurian obsession with pokemons....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

you dont understand whats going on in the internet world right now regardless of if you like pokemon

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can somebody PLEASE tell me what the hell is going on?? :|

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I am not a Pokemon fan boy but I think this social experiment is hilarious and interesting.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I've seen a couple of posts about it now but I'm afraid I'm gonna need an explanation for 5 year olds because I'm still confused.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Update: Dig Rat has forgotten thunderbolt to learn the swift TM that was meant for jesus bird

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ALL HAIL THE HELIX FOSSIL. www.askhelixfossil.com

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bloody hell, get out of the blasted elevator already!

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

THE GOD SLAYER HAS FALLEN

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For now, but he'll be back..

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watching on Imgur > watching the feed. By a long shot.

12 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 8

definitely. All of the memes and art that it's spawning is great. The actual stream itself, though, is bleh

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, right? I can handle about 2mins of the feed before I get irrationally furious...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Watching the feed is like watching a train wreck...it's horrible, but I just can't look away, or stop laughing.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

so acurate

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the happy go lucky music makes it ten times funnier too

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch twitch plays super mario bros.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

…You laugh at train wrecks?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is "Status: Reborn"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lost it at "Vile Poon"

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Praise the almighty helix! Have faith and all will be right.

12 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 3

Fools. You know not what you have done. The Dome looks down upon you all in anger.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is twitch right now.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God I wish I had the free time to figure out what the hell is going on

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

All hail the Dome and the one true prophet Flareon, whose light will guide us, for the night is dark and full of Zubats.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

So fucking awesome that you updated the status of giovanni's pokemon. Bird Jesus and his disciple Saint Dux > Giovanni's walking turds

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't wait for the highlight reel at the end of all this

12 years ago | Likes 589 Dislikes 3

It will end in this year's biggest crushing disappointment: mewtwo faints.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The end won't be coming anytime soon by the looks of it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Feb 28, 2014 2:55 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Haha apparently form religions lmao and pick sides..

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Hm. I have the sudden urge to make a documentary about this...

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I think its funny how so many people have no idea what any of this shit means.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahaha yesssss I can only imagine

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear to Arceus, if there isn't't a highlight reel, I will be BITTERLY DISAPPOINTED. Not mad, but damn-well disappointed!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll be like the Hunger Games but better because no one dies and everyone is working together and it's nothing like the Hunger Games.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

What do you mean no one dies!! What about Abby and Jay Leno?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They're not dead! They frolic the fields of a land beyond! They are free from the rule of twitch. They are free.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can someone please explain these things to me?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Being 30 years old I have no idea what all this means, but Trouser Snake amd Vile Poon? Was this in that kids show?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

google "twitch plays pokemon"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twitch>Super Bowl + Olympics

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

some wanker replaced thunderbolt with swift

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like Jay Leno was supposed to be last

12 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 9

And then Jimmy Fallon?

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is Jimmy Fallon funny?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, we can't blame the caption for ruining everything this time.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was so sad when they lost to Giovanni today and had to start the Team Rocket HQ over again :(

12 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 9

We're about to go again!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we just beat them but left behind the scope

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hah! I'm not watching at the moment but thanks for keeping me updated!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THEY JUST WON!!!! (yes I'n yelling)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They just used fly all the way back to the pokemon center and now they have to do it all over again again.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

*we...The BOULDER is partaking in this adventure

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

If you didn't see it, they only had to do one more attack. Pidgeot and Kangaskhan were both at about 2 HP but twitch used Whirlwind. :(

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

lololololololololololol

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

we did it, we finally did it, only thing is... we left the scope cause we flew away

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I'm surprised you made it here"-Giovanni

12 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Whoops misquote. Bulbapedia says this was his quote. "So! I must say, I am impressed you got here!"-Giovanni

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I thought you said mosquito and was confused how that made you misquote something

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just checked, looks like they got back to Giovanni somehow. bout to battle

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The battle is happening now.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They won! Let's get naked!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WE WON

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just beat him!!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

THEY JUST BEAT HIM!!!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I AM ALSO SUPER HAPPY THEY BEAT GIOVANNI!! :D

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beat him! Woooooo!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE WON!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're fighting him again now!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait how did they fight Giovanni already?? He's the last gym!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's at Team Rocket HQ before the 8th gym.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OHHHHhhhhh fuck I forgot. Sorry, the 90's were 15 years ago :( 10 year old me would be ashamed of me.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They just beat him!! :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's still going, isn't it?

12 years ago | Likes 363 Dislikes 14

4 badges.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helix teachings require patience

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

based on the chat of literally every other stream being dysfunctional and pokemon red having more viewers that LoL.. I'd say yea

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are struggling to get the Sliph Scope.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you bet your bobsled it is

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It won't stop for a while now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the Safari Zone appears, we'll be here till 2016.

12 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

He's using a modded version so he's turning the step counter off for it.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I took a peek. Seems to be stuck in an elevator.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They're fighting Giovanni.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OH SNAP, switching over now

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They fucked up his Onyx pretty fast. Now Pidgeot is fighting Rhyhorn.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They did it! That was really quick!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah! I figured it'd take at least twenty minutes to stop selecting various items.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes it is. Sigh...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't understand this movement at all, can some one help put me in the loop? :S

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

huge game of online Pokemon being controlled via chat by thousands of people at once. They're actually making progress, if you can believe

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so if they lose it all starts over?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't believe so.....if that were true it woulda been sabotaged long ago.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Pokemon, all your party being knocked out blacks you out to a Pokemon center, there is no "Game Over" screen.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless you run out of money to get balls to get mon on a fight you can't win with current mon and it's the last one you have. Impasse there.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 days, 2 hours, 3 minutes, 20 seconds as of now.

12 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

I've been there for around four days now, still going strong.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how far are they through the game?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That is when the World will end.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for getting this! Finally!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And may it continue, in the Helix's holy name. Amen.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Amen

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So is this where a lot of people are controlling the game controls. While they are trying to get to the end right?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pretty much yea

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The game is only half way over, it'll continue for quite some time.

12 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

My friends and I are placing bets on how long it will take. Seeing as it's just going to get harder from here, I give it a month.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I can't see it getting harder, honestly. Team Rocket Hideout is the only place (outside of safari zone HM) you can't force through.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Victory road will be fun

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck, there are a few boulders that can totally ruin everything and have to leave the floor and return.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But more people playing means even more room for messing up b/c of more lag and more trolls.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they're in rocket hideout right now, which is one of (~)3 problem areas I foresee, the other two being poketower and silph co

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh, and safari zone, ofc

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This whole thing is easily the best thing that will happen to the internet this year

12 years ago | Likes 990 Dislikes 33

BATTLE IS UNDERWAY

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what's going on.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhh thanks for that. I thought it was just one person on twitch and everyone watching. Not that everyone is playing.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't want to get sucked in, watched for 30 seconds and now can't stop

12 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I'm watching now and all that's happened is the continuous use of the s.s ticket (in battle) .. it's been 5 minutes.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i find it way too boring.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

watching the actual stream? oh hell yeah, I'd rather watch paint dry. But all of this stuff spawning from it? Golden.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I probably found it way too late. I have no idea what the fuck these people are talking about dome for

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm watching now and all that's happened is the continuous use of the s.s ticket (in battle) .. it's been 5 minutes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a bit early to tell, but I think you may be right.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They finally beat him

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i think AGDQ will beat this but only just

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last year we got Kony and this year pokemon. Things are really looking up.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

Last year we had Winneh the Pooh's Home run derby

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE HELIX!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

i thought it was KONY 2012...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wasnt Kony 2012?

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

As far as I'm concerned, this is still 2009.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But the hype was 2012 or?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just wait. Some shitty YouTube video will take the world by storm. Or a Doge 2.0, God forbid...

12 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 4

Oh come on you know a doge 2.0 would be pretty awesome.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I'm honestly having a hard enough time with the original doge. More power to those who enjoy it, I'm just not a big fan. I'm a desk fan.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That pun at the end

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I figured I owed everyone something after confessing to not liking doge.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I look forward to the competition, but this is (imo) a really great and strong start

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I agree, especially now that I've had time to catch up on it. I'd be surprised if it doesn't happen more in the future.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I bet it won't be nearly as popular the second time though. There are already multiple similar streams going.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0