A small Dump of Stories and other Silliness from 4chan's /tg/.

Mar 27, 2017 9:17 PM

Voidhawk42

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But, I hear you ask, what is this magical realm know as /tg/? Well, it's meant to be for discussions of Traditional Games (RPGs, boardgames, tic-tac-toe, etc). But more often, it ends up being for discussion of everything Traditional Gamers like. It's one of the older boards on 4chan, born from /b/'s Warhammer Wednesdays. As with everything on 4chan (and in life), 90% of it bullshit and the other 10% is genius

Among other things, /tg/ at it's best will turn troll and bait threads into interesting factual discussions. At it's worst, it turns interesting discussions into... well, you get the idea. Anyway, time to get to the stories! Gonna start with one of my favourites: The Great Traveller Quintuple Cross. For those who don't know, Traveller is a hard-ish sci-fi setting, where the players are most often motivated by a need to pay off the loan on their spaceship.

Gonna start with one of my favourites: The Great Traveller Quintuple Cross. For those who don't know, Traveller is a hard-ish sci-fi setting, where the players are most often motivated by a need to pay off the loan on their spaceship. This need often leads to very Firefly-esque situations.

Here's one on what can happen when a paranoid party gets introduced to a nightmarish underwater labyrinth, by an amazing GM.

A classic. The best stories in gaming were never planned out, but just times when fate and the will of the dice decided to throw everything out.

We now break, for a tale from the strange land of IRL. And how /tg/ got anon a date.

We now return to your regularly scheduled /tg/: A free-style rap battle between a Lich and a Paladin.

Bubba and his Bikers Save Christmas.

If you find a good GM, keep them happy and well fed. Or they might turn into an Insane-Genius GM, and you'll end up spending six months cockblocking an elf.

Trolls and Goats. A great GM can build a setting out of anything.

Where's HUGE QUEST? Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You keep these normies off my favorite board!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waffle House Millionaire had the best stories. I did some amateur VA recordings of some of my favorite /tg/ stories of his a few years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

+1000 for people with longer attention spans than the world will ever need

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I won't touch 4chan with a ten foot pole, but 1d4chan (/tg's wiki) is one of my favourite websites, and go to source for gaming knowledge.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Damn, that sea temple one is cool as hell. Thanks for the read, OP!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Quintupple Cross was fun. I once played a similar Star Wars campaign. Lots of scrambling for money and crazy, seat-of-the-pants lies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1d4chan is a great resource for /tg/ stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why it's so funny, but when I read "... damage types Piercing/Bashing/Slashing/Herbivore" I laughed until I started crying.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

.. to read on desktop

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a suspicious lack of Old Man Henderson

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wish I could upvote this more. Old Man Henderson is my absolute favorite /tg post.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old Man Henderson would fill a dump entirely by themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A-mazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All Guardsmen Party if you're a fan of war hammer 40k

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I want to play Dark Heresy just to be a borderline heretek tech priest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RPGS are always great when you're riding that line.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooooo! Some I haven't seen yet! The quintuple cross was always one of my favorites.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would kill to play a game with that DM.

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9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Decent

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nerds

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

RULE FUCKING ONE, OP! HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU BE SO MUCH OF A FAGGOT. Go eat a bag of dicks.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Honestly the only thing from keeping all these stories from blowing up everywhere is the text size on mobile

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Don't use the app, it's garbage. Just use the browser page. Zoom works fine.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Word

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna know more about the gruff game

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a rip of Attack on Titan. But with more agriculture and economics.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Could be but gotta admit, it sounds like it could be fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been looking for /tg/ post about a bard who plays a rendition of the national anthem so badly the country descends into civil war.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm replying in case it is found

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i want, plis find

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Anyone have that? It's probably from nearly 10 years ago at this point.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I don't but I'm still excited.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's a long shot but you can try the /tg/ archives. I keyworded bard. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I've searched the archives.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well that sucks. I hope you find it someday.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should probably just go ask on /tg/, I just never go to 4chan anymore.

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