BiffTHEBearKiller
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Sep 11, 2017 11:17 AM
BiffTHEBearKiller
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Clearcount
When it goes from a leisurely jog across the street to OH FUUUUUCCKKK in .03 seconds
Wowter99
He was almost busted.
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kmikl
And confirmed.
gogetzome
To me, that one is more like a walking cat.
gogetzome
... with 9 lives...
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
SecretlySkeletonHitler
Natural 20
barbycarltons
Hold L2 to sprint
RickCaptain
"Note to self: Buy lottery ticket!"
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Why? They just used up all their luck.
Aylasita
Agree, I've never understood why people always say to get a lottery ticked after someone clearly used up ALL the luck and then some.
DonaldTrumpsMicropenis
Dark souls back roll was the correct response to this situation
djangojazz
I would say that most people from Portland OR would die in most other cities. They cross when they don't have the right of way into
djangojazz
oncoming traffic everywhere. It amazes me. Some just put a hand up like they are Gandalf or something.
MotherofVodka
quality
ciscoak90
Damn homeboy reved up when he saw death coming his way
Kayqueen
When dad's coming to spank you
Bubagummel01
If only a bus would hit me when i cross the street
spacedogho
1/10th of a second late and he'd have landed straight into a casket.
weldr67
I don't even time.
kayzersosie
Fake as this one https://youtu.be/V-H-B6nB0js
sugarfreesucrose
You can see his girly scream in his run
BilldeTurlock
you don't even have time to die in a horrible accident
ISeeWhatIDidThere
I like how he saw the bus before even being in front of it, and kept going anyway.
didntshootthedeputy
He probably assumed the bus would stop like it was supposed to.
BiffTHEBearKiller
Also, when you invest everything in your "Luck" stat.
Buckbeak1486
And very little in "Intelligence".
TalhaKat
2 memes for the price of one. What a bargain!
rimehoarfrost
That's what I do in fallout NV and then I go clean out the casinos on blackjack
DRLavacookies
also a lot in agility
Spfeel
this caption works for me
SgtPugsly
If your the luckiest man on earth, everything always goes your way. no need to rank up speed when you're lucky enough to always be on time.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Bloody hell, double soon dippin are ya cunt? +1
HellsBelly
Bullshit, the more luck points i have the worst it gets
ShirouBlue
Looks like he put some in Dexterity too
biffboy6000
BiffTHEBearKiller
Biff Jr, stop trolling your old man!
biffboy6000
Is your real name Griffin?
BiffTHEBearKiller
Probably.
TheKimInTheNorth
I'm mostly upping this post for this comment chain
PeterNormal
Luck 10, Intelligence 1
themotherfuckingruckus
ICE CREAM!
ShirouBlue
Sometimes, going back's the worst decision, changing direction so drastically wastes a lot of time.
SneakEFoxxe
That was a practical decision, given that the cars were stopped. The bus driver just so happened to be a twat
GalaxyExpress999
Literally dumb luck
zimbodude
Somewhere an NFL scout sat upright blinking repeatedly then shook his head and browsed on...
DJasperProbincruxtheThird
bearmannn999
This clip isn't real is it?
cvnk
I see no reason to doubt it
BiffTHEBearKiller
Outrunning a bus doesn't mean you're fast enough to outrun professional linebackers sadly.
fluhatinrapper
Ya, you have to outrun the fridge first.
samtherat6
But my refrigerator is the flash.
TortillaThaHun
I don't think there's any difference between those two things you've just described. .
zimbodude
Nope, it definitely does
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zimbodude
I bet he can dodge a wrench too, what more do you need?
JasonWaterfaIIs
*bangs gavel* On the team!
AL3XST3VO
When your so eager to post, you forget to include 'have'...
AikmanVega88
When you're so eager to reply to a post, you put the wrong "you're".
gogetzome
When you're so eager to rectify an post but omit the conclusion "so that".
Katateochi
when you're so eager to correct a correction, that you type "an post" instead of "a post".
AL3XST3VO
Damn, good battle guys...
gogetzome
you win, bro!
JasonWaterfaIIs
*edge of my fucking seat*
gogetzome
✌????