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Dec 29, 2020 11:12 PM
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cquintanilla2001
bripi
...it would be a cosmic singularity which would SUCK EVERYTHING.
ThailandExpress
Evergrey
If his heart were any blacker, one artist would be banned rom ever using it.
khety1890
A real world ringwraith
ExileonDaytonStreet
license2kilt
I just audibly yelled "Oh ffffffuck!" at my phone while reading this.
NeverRubAnotherMansRhubarb
MrSmilingDeath
If his heart was any blacker, Anish Kapoor would sue him over the patent.
todayok
And somehow the Georgia runnoff elections may still be close. What the hell.
Remloow90
twisteddkarma
modus0
Vantablack is science's attempt to create a color as black as Mitch McConnell's heart.
Kazpur81S
Man, what a c-unit
Nanananahatman
He already doesn't let it vote. There is zero affection or kindness in any of his actions
DrSchlepenstein
What makes you think he has a heart? He doesn't have a soul, morals, or ethics either.
mithiwithi
I'm assuming he's got SOMETHING propelling the ichor through his veins. ...Although...
darkwing42101
I figure he has the heart of a child, somewhere on his desk in a jar.
hungoveratworkguy
If his heart were any blacker police officers would unjustly open fire on it
FTUG
oldguyexlurker
The dems need to take one for the team and force through an Amendment revising this system so no party or person has this level of control.
GinOClock
I want to see two Dems physically pick him up and throw him out of the Senate and lock the doors behind him.
TheCoachAdair
They don’t (and won’t in the next administration) have that kind of power. ?
oldguyexlurker
It needs to be formally removed from the rules of the Senate and enshrined in the Constitution.
TheCoachAdair
That will not happen. Under our current system, sadly.
jackwagon311
Exactly, no one person should have such unilateral control. But, not right away. Lots of wrongs to undo first.
BakingMaybes
It’s like, how much more black could it be? And the answer is none. None more black
theoracleofdreams
It's Vanta Black
bripi
This one goes to 11.
bemibet
"I understood that reference."
Becker37
Could give him a new one. Hope he survives the transplant..
todayok
Fun fact Dick Cheney also a huge Republican warmonger and keeper down of people got a heart transplant and never thanked the donor's family.
Becker37
People also forget what a piece of shit he was and get offended when anyone talks down about him. They can all die. Would be a better place
Harryteeters
If his heart were any more black, the police would shoot at it for loitering
SarahDancePainter
Loitering, sleeping...
Isi151e
If his heart were any more black Santa would be wondering why he's missing a peice of coal
FractalShadows
If his heart was any blacker, NASA would be studying it's gravity pulling in all light around it
McJersey
Winner!
RedactedInformation
He barely gives it 3/5ths of an opinion.
BloodGoddess
Fuuuuuck. ?
iamkyleh
Bet he had to compromise to get that
BloodGoddess
Noice.
FrackingBleepBloop
Grudgingly
cuddlydingo
But he gives it lots of watermelon, crack-cocaine, and guns
Isi151e
77 cents on the dollar too
Rayj420
⅗
napsmear
What heart?
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THEmichaelscarn12
FireKittenKing
Ya gotta be quicker than that!
Isi151e
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
kiddk00l
BeaversBuiltMyHotRod
So fast - so guuuud!
TxDragnier
I voted for the guy but hes no gandalf!
devilbunny0
The name is “corn pop” mutha fuaker..... .
putthatinyourjuiceboxandsuckit
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AndreTheHunter
imgurnaknockuout
Mitch looked at the stimulus, and it shrank 3 sizes that day
Isi151e
Someone should tell him he's using it wrong
degenerator
Rather have the Grinch in the Senate.
CommentGuru
At least there's a single recorded instance of his empathy.
IJokeALot
Let’s be honest the guy just didn’t like people
TevishSzat
An industrious, clever misanthrope who wanted to be left alone but could come to see the error of his ways after doing something harmful? >
TevishSzat
Yeah, that'd be a pretty big step up from most of our representatives.
minion4scale
Better then the guy we got now who do something harmful & try to one up each other to fuck us over
minion4scale
Guys*
biotechonista
He's so amazingly evil, and he somehow managed to outdo himself again
MADchemEE
That's just "cyanide lollipop" evil right there.
jackwagon311
He knows Dems won't vote on it with those additions and he'll then blame them for it not being passed. Taking deplorable to new low.
biotechonista
He added things that no one outside Trump and his sycophants want.
minervabro
it gives Trump and his sycophants the ability to work the system for more money by enticing the idea of election fraud for more time
motherfuckinromcom
Why does this one person get to shoot down a whole bill? (Non-american here)
jordaHitPrince
I'm American and I want to know!!!
Ghode
Because politicians have had about 250 years experience on how to game the political system, Republicans are better at the assholery
kickmyballsrealhard
His party is the majority in our senate so he gets to decide what bills to vote on. He can straight up refuse to vote on ones he doesnt like
motherfuckinromcom
Ah, well that seems objectively problematic. Thanks for the helpful explanation though!
kickmyballsrealhard
And whatever passes a vote in the senate is sent directly to the president to sign. The president can then veto the bill if he wants but
DrKriegersClone
You guys are really going to have to work on removing the prerogative to not even bring bills to a vote. If the majority doesn't want it, 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ there's no good reason they shouldn't have to answer to the voters for an actual 'no'.
MyharothS
There is a good reason. Don't be daft.
TheCoachAdair
Because black and brown people will be getting money.
DrKriegersClone
Which is? Because if a couple dozen House republicans supported this, it doesn't seem reasonable that it will never be allowed to come to 1/
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