BeniDune
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https://youtu.be/u81CTfbc99c
Dec 6, 2020 12:25 AM
BeniDune
75471
1579
24
https://youtu.be/u81CTfbc99c
Davehsuperstar
I feel for the camera guy, gets no credit but he's at the sharp end
BIGboyhotdog
HumbabaEpic2
Look at those scars. That's the Ali of great whites.
ImprovedLoungewear
Missing a fin in front, left side
akindlysloth
Nah she's not, just seeing the top of it which is grey, looks kinda like a hole.
neos501
Aww so cute!!! Big water doggos with lotsa teef.
notreallythatunpopularopinionrabbit
Nooooooope nope Nooooooope nope NooooopeNopeNoooopeNopeNoopeNopeNopeNope AHHhhhhahhhhAHHHHHH
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
That person knows way more about shark interactions than anybody I know, so I trust her. Never in a million years for me though
Laylah77
Guess she’s not on her period.
Badjellybean
I love u
weidermeijer
Yeah, I don’t see any bears.
KIZRD74
We're gonna need a bigger boat
ViralJoe
booka5137
I will do it before I die
NerdyPickles
This is also on my bucket list, before they all disappear
nacklemurnig
Just before
ImprovedLoungewear
Hard mode: After you die
AutomatedLady
Is that Big Blue?
3QuartermoonCreative
I’m thinking that is she, indeed.
BernieMittens
White people aren't afraid of shit
weidermeijer
70M + voted for Trump because they are afraid... of basically everything.
LlamaFan
Oh, I am. Fuck all that.
evoroadster
I don't think so.
rimaldo8424
DeadRabbitOG
Rangerbobby
Did she play lead guitar in the band "No Vacancy"
waterfowlerCR
Wearing the opposite of a sleeve-less shirt
xVDRx
So heal me, I'm heartsick, hungry, but I can survive on you.
teekal
Yes! I love this reference and the motion is spot on
SMarkt
just turn them upside down to cuddle. na, just joking! better not try.
EyeWasNeverCool
Idk why but this reminds me of Lake Placid. “He didn’t eat me!” “‘Cause he just ate a cow, stupid!”
ColonelColon
Generally big fish in cold water don't try to eat bony fat-less crap. Its not worth the amount of energy it would take to eat you.
chine
This is true. However, they can't tell your fat content without taking a chunk off first
Wraist
Provos
Big nope from me
TheGreatBlueHeron
I can barely stand to watch.
Mechwarrior719
Very big. That diver is tiny compared to ol’ Bruce there
MakeAMessAndCleanItUp
Monkeysboobsbutts
Yeah, I'm ok to never do that
DaShanghaiKid
File this under "Shit white people do" category.
MajorTom0101
Makes my race seem kind of bad ass when you put it like that.
MajorTom0101
Why does giving my white race props seem kind of wrong?
Death83
Because we're the current scapegoat for a lot of shit. Then these Trumptard idiots go and make it true by reinforcing the stereotype./
Death83
Assholes are assholes, no matter what hue your skin is. I wish everyone co UK ld get behind that more and get off this skin color shit.
MajorTom0101
Oh nevermind I figured it out.
eatmyassevilspirit
Are we the baddies?
TheGreatBlueHeron
But not all white people. Me. I'm not doing that.
LlamaFan
Same. Here's an overpriced latte and an infinity scarf. Let's sit over there (safely distanced) and alive.
Holedemort
Says the Blue Heron
TheGreatBlueHeron
Might refer to my state of mind, you don't know.
GeesusChristwtf
This shark have seen some shit
airbreather
Oh lawd he comin
Onisa
I'm fairly certain that's Deep Blue, and she's the largest great white on record.
orionrh
We're gonna need a bigger dope.
gfuld018888
We’re gonna need a bigger nope.
orionrh
Touche.
Sedagive48
verbeckpaul1960
No freaking way. I was a teenager living in Santa Monica California when Jaws came out. I won’t swim in the ocean anymore
weidermeijer
Jaws did a horrible injustice to sharks.
verbeckpaul1960
I don’t blame sharks for being what they are. They’re magnificent swimming/eating machines. I just ain’t swimmin with um!!
pseudopseudonym
I have a blanket policy about things that can fit me in their mouth.
macdogjake24
Love to do that such a calm old girl ❤️
whitebbwolf
Commas, mate.
macdogjake24
Really ? Don't you prefer a little mystery?
threechis
You misspelled “full”
ahbrannon1
Her heart rate is probably up near a 100 and blood pressure is through the roof.
WinnerWinnerChickenD
I measured my heart rate during sleep, nearly 80 average. Didn't know I could blame it on close proximity to sharks. Spiked at 130 as well.
chine
I hope not. They can sense heartbeats
hereforthetrampoline
I would love it too. But would probably try and hug the shark.
Sankrew
Maybe you'd get lucky and get one of those sharks that likes to brush up against your warm body. Great white probably too big to notice tho.
LasciviousHedgehog
Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
NoImDirtyDan
I love Rick and Morty
candiduscorvus
I love that he was drunk when he delivered most of those lines.
snowglobeshaker
ahbrannon1
Jaws has scared more people out of the water than anything a shark could ever do.
Holedemort
Nicely tried shark
chut7
It has also probably caused more animal deaths than any other movie.
officialgifpolice
Debatable... a lot of Disney movies create an atmosphere of animal abuse and death unintentionally. Look at fish sales after Finding Nemo.
ahbrannon1
No doubt, totally irrational fear of what they do not understand. Typical human reaction.
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
Are you doing the speech from Jaws Charlie? Knock it off this is serious
thedewser
When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... Until he bites ya!
bBugatti
Whatever happened
Tuferhowat
Then they roll back, his eyes and that horrible scream....
Agent00Negative
That entire scene ... one of the best in Cinema!!!
Bigragu63
Best part is Robert Shaw was absolutely blitz when he delivered it
DeZaim
From what I've read that was him 90% of the time.
randomocity
That’s a twenty footer
3QuartermoonCreative
Twenty-Five.
happyrabbitzz
What could possibly go wrong?
IAmTheBadW01f
Great whites prefer to ambush their prey... If they can see that you're watching them, they're unlikely to attack. Just don't turn and swim!
supraman2turbo
If there is no blood or chum in the water, mostly nothing.
dafawkudoin
So you’re saying the surfers were already bleeding?
supraman2turbo
Swimmer =/= surfer
Sankrew
Most sharks instinctually hunt from below, and surfboards resemble the shape of fish more than they do people. Diving is often safe.
dafawkudoin
Thanks captain obvious. 30+ years of shark week under my belt here.
Sankrew
If it's obvious then why did you assert that shark attacks must involve bleeding?
auzziesoceroo
Im the adventurous one in my family. Went backpacking, cliff diving, sky diving, generally down for anything....this is massive no from me
PunkOfSteam
Same here. I've always been the extreme one (accidently fell 3 stories onto concrete once) but sharks (& deep water on general) is a no go.
blindswordsman812
What? How did that happen?
PunkOfSteam
I was climbing the side and hadn't checked the top floor's structural integrity. I put my weight on it and it broke right off.
blindswordsman812
Yow!!! That would hurt!!
uptaco
I'd do it if given the chance.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
I've done it. It was like 30 ft below me but it was so lazy I couldn't help but feel secure.