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Aqua glass blade with silver nylon.
Screen glass karambit knife
Plate glass knife
Opal glass
Ice blade made from plate glass
Hornstone knives + white tail deer antler handles.
Obsidian Hatchet with cholla cactus handle + crow feather.
Credit :
https://www.instagram.com/stonechipper
Gorillionare
This some of the coolest fucking shit goddamn
ManByTechnicality
These are some fancy ass poop knives
allhaildezdonuts
Not quite what I pictured the poop knife as
HollowHemispheres
Perfect for mistborn.
baxtothefuture
Is that the poop knife I’ve been hearing so much about?
CoreyKeys
Mistborn
KhajiitIsPleased
I feel like some bad edge alignment will severely fuck up your hand and your knife
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Those are crysknives made from sandworm teeth, don't lie to me
ChopSake
StabbyMcKnifefight
Ocolura
Not the poop knife.
MajorBashflack
And thats why we have body-scanners on the airports..
IHeartTacoTuesdays
Everyone has a poop knife tonight.
Flossugar
Looks like you're all set to kill some white walkers.
DrKriegersClone
Or an enemy mistborn
SonOfKazar
I can finally kill that jackass Mistborn neighbour of mine.
karlbadmanners
sickreferencebro.gif
saladsaladsalad
I like how you have your tools in the back of #3. Rocks, some bones, a bee hive.
bronypokey6918
I see what looks like a wasp nest
shadowkap1
Its Far Cry all over again
RazielShapeshifter
The bees do all the really hard work, mostly making the honey for his wounds.
parKing72
That hatchet is amazing
RelevantUsernameThatIsntTaken
Okay, but have you tried making a poop knife?
buggme
I'll share some of my older work here... This is glass window and duct tape.
ThePoopDoctor
JohnnyUtahFBI
InkedInOttawa
I actuAlly thought "oh god why is he holding that side of the poop knife"
Circlelurk
RaynebowDeathtrap
What reference?
PhotosStealSouls
that poop knife was used wrong. that was used to cut cow chips
dauntlessds
Goddamn what a fresh reference.
RaynebowDeathtrap
What reference? And don't be a dick about it.
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RaynebowDeathtrap
Your honestly super cool for doing this. So many others would have just said, "You don't know about poop knife?"
BigFckingRocket
Sick reference bro
RaynebowDeathtrap
Without being a dick, can someone explain this reference? Is it like finger boxes all over again?
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
TheDespot
Reference to what?
BababaMoooya1
Not in the club i aee
TehStoner
To the poop knife
kokisato
Your work is amazing
SharkDoctor
These are beautiful
Cornflakes91
urgh... you are always so... primitve...
Cornflakes91
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UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
I wonder which is his poop knife.
Ryanator50
probably the axe. you'd want a long handle to cut shits in the shitty water
MontanasFinest
superiorninja
Wait, which episode of GOT is this?
TheRicM
noreasonneeded
This needs to be to comment lol
DrSharkbite
gamemythrone
exactly
ArkOfCat
Why is grampa naked and outside in -20 weather? Is he off his meds again?
Hammertulski
Looking for that fuckin’ reindeer what ran down Grandma last month.
AlmightyBeanerdude
Perfect for a poop knife
UltraFyre
Do you wipe your ass with a knife? That's metal, man.
Turdsandwich10
now that's a knife to slice poop with!
onthe6ball
we'll give these cow bones 3 chops to test the strength of your weapon.
Meatwalls
I love that show. The passion and skill of the smiths is just so entrancing. I dunno how valid the tests are of the blades strength is tho.
ChaseThePyro
It's cool, but unfair sometimes. You get steel suited to make a blade, but YOU get steel cable. Have fun!
LordMeatManz
MarcoPoloOnPollo
Before moving to a ratchet strap slice to test your edge retention.
DarkSock
TSA agents hate him...
Flyndaran
Like they could find metal knives any easier.
drezrale
Yes, but can they cut things?
darkraix
Ryanator50
a wood knife can cut stuff, so these certainly can
shadowforcey
Glass can be sharp yes.
Flyndaran
Perhaps we should tell you about the stone age. People made knives back then and they cut things.
meatshieldxxl
Ceramics hold an edge better than metal but theyre sensitive to impact so, yes but not anything that hard
TrombeOverride
If Ultima taught me anything, they can cut anything (including Lord British when he is asleep). But only once.
LordMeatManz
Bat can they do this
yourmumiswatchingthinkbeforeyoupost
https://instagram.com/p/BUiOG24jJVV/. You tell me
panksero
Horrible way to test a knife's cutting edge, or sharpness.
Nize426
Was expecting a newspaper slice test.
panksero
HamburglingMustache
But interested very much so in the aqua glass. Durability?
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Impressive. But with that swing, you could have also chopped it in half with your hand. Are they sharp enough to carve things with too?
Caramster
There is a clip in his gallery where he's cutting up meat with a glass knife.
Gonnaderpya
Ya I wanna see some fucker lazily swing a knife/sword to slice shit not going balls out
BlindGardener
Physics don't work like that.
HamburglingMustache
Nope
LordFancington
Big deal. Watermelons are soft. If you can cut down an orc in one swing then I'll buy.
ciiral
These only do 1d4 damage and orcs have 15 health. So at its best it can take an orc in 4 swings.
RalinStorm
What about the obsidian blade?
ciiral
It would do 1d6 damage. Hand-axes are slightly better than daggers. So at best 3 swings.
Kopar
While you were eating watermelon, I was studying how to make glass blades
dbrsong
You could sharpen a piece of hardened plastic or wood and get through a watermelon. So I'm still unresolved.
KabieRhalgr
Neat.
arkangelbb
I'll take that as a no.
ACallofDemon
Noice
CAW0139
That build up though
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Btw, those hornstone knives look amazing.
RHFiesling
that´s aweful footwork.
thiswillonlyhurtabit
Glass and obsidian were used as scalpels in earlier times
sevrono
Some doctors make them for surgery being performed on themselves (by another surgeon)
blacksteve
ACKSHUALLY.... obsidian IS glass.
mokisaur
Obsidian is still used today, actually. It's one of the thinnest and sharpest materials you can make a blade from.
alkerone
The macuahuitl comes to mind. Spiked bat's badass older cousin
AfKFiNiTe
Yes but if I remember right, it's a one use only material. Otherwise you risk getting flakes of it in the body.
mokisaur
Yup, the main downfall is it's extremely brittle to lateral pressure. There are some surgeons out there who use it, though.
hoosiergirl
But would it work on a hatchet? Would it break if swing very hard.
MadDrDrillBit
I'm pretty sure its for skulls, but it is a rock after all so probably more durable than one might assume
Millsslslsls
rocks are hard but brittle, it will chip with every swing you take and be dull in 30 minutes
KjTheLightning
it's technically vulcanic glass so i wouldn't really call i ta rock...
McDonaldsSweetTea
dpatrick1a
Lol. I've watched that show.
TheTimeless
My dad watches that show religiously, I watched it with him once and found out I am more into blacksmithing than I thought I was.
itsapirateslifeforme
This is possibly the most addictive show on TV, I cannot flick past it.
McDonaldsSweetTea
As soon as I posted this I had to find it on demand glad others underwood the reference.
TharrickLawson
What show?
McDonaldsSweetTea
Forged in Fire
TharrickLawson
Sweet, cheers
TechnicallyInsane
They cut very, very well. But they lose their edge fairly quickly. Obsidian can actually have an edge only nano-meters thick.
NeutrallyChaotic
If I recall obsidian blades can cut through DNA.
KyleBeach
also if used as a weapon they can be alot deadlier long term. You cut somebody with an obsidian blade and they lived? Decent chance tiny bit
KyleBeach
chipped off inside and that persons wound can get awful from repeated laceration.
TechnicallyInsane
if you wanna knife that does more damage than the initial wound you can just use a poop knife.
xComputer
Hedge your bet and use an obsidian poop knife
FreezeTheBallsOffABrassMonkey
Really? I would think ceramic knives would hold an edge much better than metal. Being harder and all
Temenos
The harder, the sharper but also a lot more brittle and chip faster
FreezeTheBallsOffABrassMonkey
More prone to chip but not to dull the edge in the sense of how a medal edge would dull because it has some elasticity
TechnicallyInsane
Obsidian is more like volcanic glass than ceramic.
HoneNathan
But... Obsidian isn't metal...
thePyromanic
Neither is ceramic
HoneNathan
Yeah but we were talking about Obsidian. So questioning the statement that Obsidian could have a nano edge, by comparing ceramic to metal =?