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FP Edit: Woah that blew up fast! Hope y’all enjoyed, remember to tip your bird bro, and don’t forget to send noodz
Dec 5, 2017 5:30 PM
TKBarbus
188028
5849
169
FP Edit: Woah that blew up fast! Hope y’all enjoyed, remember to tip your bird bro, and don’t forget to send noodz
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Never fuck a grill without Gondor
mds308
It's illegal to use a condor. I started using a Cockatoo.
LeeroyTheBird
But who is that gril in the picture?
Dots77
I miss the England language.
CodyDiamond
Do people really not check before hand?
aaronthe7
https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/PHOTO/LARGE/condor_glam.jpg
kamosey
Stay safe. Always use bird control.
EvilPidgey
Always got your back....well except me, i'm evil
WhoWalksInWhenIWalkOutWithoutMyWalkingStick
Awesome.
TrevorfromGTA5ismyalterego
Any well-meaning condor would advise you to avoid fucking a grill
iamthisguy247
Dude that's not even what he asked. He wasn't talking about a girl, he was talking about a grill. The answer is yes - propane, no - coal.
savemebabyjebus
taste the meat, not the heat
hfontanez
Condor or no condor, that GRIL is HOT!!!!
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
I've never even fucked a grill WITH a condor.
Condor26
MY USERNAME IS FINALLY RELEVANT!
TKBarbus
Bless you child
AssociateBob
I did not read the first line at the top and was confused as fuck for a while there :/
ImProbablyJoking
I dated a girl after a long dry spell and in prep I restocked on condors. We only ever had unprotected sex. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
maycausecancer
Congratulations on the new baby
ImProbablyJoking
And the fame and fortune because the last time we did it was nearly a year ago.
jimFinz
I more curious about the gril. Charcoal or Gas?
konelhft
Charcoal? Damn it Bobby!
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Chunk charcoal with a few handfuls of soaked wood chips for flavor.
Thumperwasabeast
Who fucks grils ? Sounds awkward.....
WorkerLurker
Hawkward indeed
MayorMcWeed
I have never used a condor, but I’ve only ever had one sexual partner, and I haven’t gotten harpies yet so maybe I’m okay.
turnitoffthenbackonagain
good guy condor makes the best wing man
CampfireVampire
You wing this time.
Condor26
damn right I do.
imawreck
Makin my way down town. Condor passed. Hit some ass and I’m home bound. Dadadadadadada.
fishb0x
That's because he's got the biggest wing-span ;)
krapmyself
coloneljack1234
SuperTacticalSandwich
Wingsman
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
smoothoprater
That bird reached beak performance
TopDickRider
yotsuya
Door holder club kids are almost the worst...
MadCatIV
I always wonder if people really just walk around filming mundane crap hoping something crazy will happen. Or were they just creeping on her
TKBarbus
Metukon
http://imgur.com/k5Rve
buritoeater
https://imgur.com/qVliRgw
serakaida
*saved*
TKBarbus
BlackTrashTiger
Cody?
MrPositive10
Mockingbirb
BababaMoooya1
Lol
PrincessFisto
Never fuck a grill without a condor.
UncleScarwasright
AWWWWWK!
savemebabyjebus
what if u wanna catch harpies?
Broonstar
How about if you just use your tongs on the grill?
lakethatsme
Fuck harpies. Not literally, fuck em.
Doopapotamus
PICKLE PEE, PUMP A RUM
WithaChainedHorseDick
Show me this fuck harpy.
1Person
They are the worst. In every game. Especially Dragon's Dogma. God I hate them. Bad in the Witcher 3 as well..
KrisL187
There's no cure for Avian STDs. Only prevention. Bone carefully, friends.
Rotarded
But like...what if that’s my fetish?
Sage042000
How tho? The bottom is a bird right?
gitarookefka
*distant disapproving caws*
readthebio
RaynWisp
Kratos approves
Paoloc0mments
If you fuck a grill do you end up with bbq sausage?
lliogor
This comment is wonderful, I had to come back to +1.
thatwoodguy
STD, burns or grease all over you
iBoulderDash
If you fuck a grill without a condor, you get a boxing baby man named George Foreman.
PerroMalcriado
3rd degree burns, my condor warned me, but I didn't listen
UncleScarwasright
no, but you do end up with these funny dark stripes on your dick
DougDeNasty
Worse, do you squirt BBQ Sauce?
what047
Serious question though, anybody got a sauce on the girl in the picture?
mawleydogs
Sauce on the ‘grill’
PrincessWasabi
Quipman
I jumped down the rabbit hole of reverse image search and got 0. too old pic. She the best brunette anyway:
nonIONizing
I always use a cordon.
superseriouscomments
A cordon sanitaire by any chance?
Efreeti
Always wear a Corbyn
Carnivoracious
No, that's a group of guards meant to prevent entry to a building or area. You're thinking of the Kurgan.
nonIONizing
No I definitely meant cordon. All you have to do is plot a 2000 foot cordon on that ass and you'll never get a disease. ????
DoglessProps
No, that's the (awesome) antagonist from the movie 'Highlander'. You're thinking of a chromedome.
kbloodless
I prefer a cordon Bleu myself
nonIONizing
Ahhhh a gentleman of distinction. Only the very top shelf will do for you.
HomelessJesus
Tiiimmmaayy
I prefer a Corbin Bleu myself. http://gazettereview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/bleu.jpg
TKBarbus
Actually I’m pretty sure it’s Coral Blue #2
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WhatTheDormouseSaid
TKBarbus
Sick username by the way
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Thank you.
TKBarbus
Uberdude100
Condor calls for aids
Serverdamager
Orion1453
Reminded me of
?1
conker1989
Splendid
Zokalwe
Can't believe this is not top comment.
VonHagenau
Spat out my coffee on god
PseudoWoundz
Holy shit rofl
dapperlaputan
And Rohan will answer!
Ansatsunin
One of the best fucking comments on this damn site.
KevinBhall
the universe lined up so this pun could happen. Destiny is real! +1
bloodynine137
Came back to upvote this little gem
Zixtank
Deserves so much more than I can give.
imgur1z
This comment deserves all the upvotes.
Treblaine
MysteryX95
I've been calling on @ExtraUpvote a lot lately. How many charges do I have left on your summoning crystal?
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MysteryX95
A jeez man, I dunno you're bleeding me dry here but I guess I can spare this
TKBarbus
UncomfortableTruths
god damn it, this shit again lol
LePetitDino
palaces
EVERYONE GETS AN UPVOTE! *bobs head*
jimmybobjohn
theoneandonlyandrewtheonly
RetroPCS
Votvotavota
Votvotavota
desertdoggo
RyegongCrane