GentlemanDeeds
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Jan 15, 2020 5:45 AM
GentlemanDeeds
76019
2144
109
proracing53
kevinbaken
Commence Force Choke.
Ethanola
Come on baby, do the magic hand thing.
Chainhealer
*waves*
DaveSamsonite
If you’ve been together 30 yrs, yer sayin’ she treats you to a peek 90,000 x per day day. If each time was 1 sec, that’s 24-7. Nice work!
Ullur
Wish I could have related. Ever.
TheDudorino
I make a sound every time she gets undressed and they bounce out.. 3 years in the running
Badgerbat90
Thank you good sir. Got a little flash from the lady due to this. Have an upvote in thanks
Wtfjon
Big or small, we love them all.
Fasrielyn
What are these mysterious beings called girlfriends?
Hekatombe
iamthisguy247
Mrw
Hotsauceman
Cowfister
I had to give my fiance the sex before she left for work this morning. After I got finished with a twelve hour shift. What a great morning.
x3rn
@sophiemaee
JNied
People don't seem to understand that sex is a biological drive. We don't get tired of food or water or air. We also don't get tired of sex.
UnqualifiedOpinionDispenser
I second that!
kt1982mt
Username checks out....
Onl00kerofMayhem
abrakadumbass
thanks for reminding me im single again
AslanTheGod
*Tiddies sag like pancakes* Me:
FistingBabyYoda
Ffs have you heard of some fucking pixels?
Pandragun
Must be nice
ABonkeysManana
Seeing titties even once, MUST BE FRIGGING NICE!
CatCakeBaron
I too am so alone, back to porn
CloudCider
Stop watching porn my dude/gal. That shit is a trap and makes it harder to break the cycle.
SatanGoatWhore
MUST be nice
JinxRocks
Same look I get when your girlfriend shows me her titties for the billionth time, too!
ComoSeIguana
Valentino46
https://imgur.com/QSo2dW8.gifv
FistingBabyYoda
ComoSeIguana
I'm so stealing this
FistingBabyYoda
I stole it myself!
Mayyybe
My ex one time got upset with me because I didn’t get changed in front of him, I asked why? He said I was hiding the goods ... wtf?
Chief1410
There is a difference between pretending to be upset and genuinely being upset. I tease my wife when she changes facing away from me...
TheElderBowls
He was trying to be funny, but clearly didn't register with the audience
Mayyybe
Listen if he was at all humorous and charming he wouldn’t be an ex, but he wasn’t
kacuha
Wake up my little pink friends
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
kacuha
Believe me, I thought of this after posting the comment! *Multi-ethnic areoles.
Sauroctonus
There's nothing wrong with preferring a specific colour of areola. It's when you treat someone badly due to their areola colour that's bad.
redsmerf
It's true, ladies: we always enjoy seeing them
SamuraiNoKokoro
Icodemonkey
OopsImAPumpkin
My wife told me on our first date that I would get tired of them. After 7 years it hasn't happened yet.
KyoLookinAss
I'm also not tired of your wife's breasts.
booboo87324
Classic
jetflight
Even ladies enjoy seeing them, so yes.
deathemokid5
Even some gays i know like tits. Ps going to a strip club with a gay guy is actually really fun, surprisingly.
redsmerf
Boobs are like bacon: everyone likes bacon
deathemokid5
One of my ex's had a vegan dad who loved cooking me bacon in the morning. He just stood there smelling it while it cooked with a big smile.
redsmerf
I've got a Jewish coworker that LOVES the smell of bacon
Imnotaclevergirl365
My b.f. and I have been together for going on 12 years. He's always excited to see my boobies
creepymountainman
To be fair he gets excited when he sees mine too
ElSephiroth
You may not be a clever girl but you must be a delightful girlfriend. Congratz on the 12 years!
Funkywiener
...and you can prove us wrong if you don't believe us.
MasterNateT
*try to prove us wrong
Funkywiener
Do, or do not, there is no try.
Dionysus187
Sometimes I like to exaggerate that I dont know what boobs are. "HOLY SHIT what the fuck are THOSE?! W/e they are they look sexy as hell!"
GentlemanDeeds
Lol
verganas
Wait, you guys get girlfriends?
BossPat
I dunno you, but by the time I reached level 25, I had an even rarer item: a wife.
shoulkion
A wife in 3 days =)
OnlyDeadMenKnowPeace
Good for you man!
Raizioo
That's fast. Mail order?
RatoMolhado
Amazon Bride.
Cowfister
Some of us even get to wife them!
MentholH
I do.... she just goes to a different school so you won't know her
verganas
at Canada?
TheEmeraldProphylactic
You guys have friends?
MizukuOkami
You're guys?
tuubiUnityDog
Guys?
Vungor
You're?
SirLucifer616
Five guys?
AGuyThatPoops
.
RustyCreakySqueaky
ImAnActionBirb
Guy?
tuubiUnityDog
G?
natsumiru
You can get a free waifu with ur internet bundle
MeMyselfandyourCat
Jetthix
CheekyLittleCunnnt
I'm looking for a gf, preferable to be a female... and with daddy issues
josephisalsoat
Or sisters or cousins, depending on location.
DoctorSniffles
Your girlfriends sleep with you?
iambadatspallin
Lol I'm married at 20
iambadatspallin
Why did this get so many down votes lol.
ASexyGreasedUpMechanic
Taking bets on divorce here now. Pick a date, pick a reason....
iambadatspallin
Ay buddy. Still married and we got a house now.
speekk
People who marry early statistically divorce less not more.
PresidentCamacho0
When I see the same fucking picture of baby yoda for the 9472626384th time:
TheCropperOfThings
Oh thank god I am not the only one
PresidentCamacho0
It's so damn tiresome. Besides the memes they make with him aren't funny just fucking lame.
Sauroctonus
I like the gremlin, but yeah, he's not even that big a deal in the show. He's more or less a vehicle for the Mando's story.
PresidentCamacho0
It's not even about the character (I haven't watched the Mandalorian), it's about being spammed with his mug and shitty memes about him.
TheCropperOfThings
Yes. Dare I say, he is becoming Minion-tier.
PresidentCamacho0
Even worse because he's more loved by adults than the minions.