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Feb 12, 2021 10:56 PM
TheRainbowegoSweet007
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TheAccursedHamster
snake.. print.. pajamas.. what the fuck?
doody639
With all the blood, did he shoot it?
SometimesIdontwanttolaugh
Source?
MaraSovsFeet
Those are hot tho
Alsoashley
And that wife’s name? Albert Einstein.
KMSiwannadie
God awful
QWERTY1219
uuum how??? those are sum fuckin strong bones
meutyghggg
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
I just wet myself laughing.
WillieAndMartinHandcartCompanies
Friends like these, huh Gary?
thekidwashere
Oh snap!
Gremlynn4023
I honestly would more than likely do this. Snakes are my deep primal fear.
pjm82
It's an evolutionary trait. People who aren't scared of snakes are broken and wrong
slinkhi
He was jealous her trouser snake was bigger.
OGymruOGymro
*slide whistle*
Imghore
Footloose
longdanz
Good coverup. My wife was also dressed like a snake
kickoat
JarJarBinksKisser
juicybunny
this reminds me of home alone 3, the rat in the pants scene... with the crowbar
Darksnider05
Instincts kicked right in.
LovelyMover
Tbf I thought she’d been attacked by snakes lookin at the POC. Those tights are horrifying
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
Her anaconda don't want none.
jupitermonkey
why? her anaconda broke
MeasuredByFive
Where are you that there is a threat of snakes INDOORS ??
TheMajinVegeta
Endocrom
Sure are a lot of snakes in that pet shop. Lot of Pee Wees too.
derpdiggins
I can not imagine sleeping in pantyhose/footed tights.
gtollie
Happy Valentine’s Day !!
anotherIngloriousHandle
risky, not risque
batmanisreal88
BootyEaterSince1980
Fuckouttahere
Jopler420
wait. where do they live that a giant ass snake in the bed is even a possibility?
Dragonfury5
I'm in Texas and we once had a fucking like 7-10 foot snake in our trash can INSIDE our pantry. It slithered out into the open area where 1/
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/2 the water heater was, and then down underneath the house. It was a rental home, so lots of exposed holes and shit. Mom SCREAMED
DukeDarkwood
To add to the others.... Florida (like so many things in life). Back in the 70s, Burmese pythons were for some reason an exotic pet fad, for
DukeDarkwood
a while, until owners realized it's not really fun to actually care for an exotic animal. At which point many were released into the wild.
DukeDarkwood
Now, I don't know if this pet fad was exclusive to Florida, but Florida was uniquely suited in providing the loosed snakes a perfect habitat
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to thrive in. And they did, very much so. It got to the point where bounties were offered for bringing Burmese pythons in, because - as is
DukeDarkwood
the case with many invasive species - they were wrecking the ecosystem for other animals. As far as I know, there are STILL too many of them
goodisunpopular
Probably Australia
Gremlynn4023
Literally anywhere dude. Escaped / abandoned pets.
quademan47
That doesn't even look like a woman's foot.
MoreAshyThanLarry
Cinderella she's not.
Phyushin
i think thats why her husband broke it :P
BigBag0Crabs
Paraphrast
It looks like a mash up...of 2 different feet.
Metalhead47
Well, it’s probably just a tad swollen...
bsmithwins
It’s a Vietnamese man’s foot
Jokerthehulk
Can you send me some photos of real women’s feet so I can compare?
nyssacat373
Nice try son...
ebonyfaery
Are you my boyfriend
Yoyorazer
Jokerthehulk
bamcobra
Calm down, son.
Jokerthehulk
DukeDarkwood
I didn't know Quentin Tarantino was an imgurian, but here you outed yourself.
Jokerthehulk
Syaoron
The story is fake, however with that much trauma the foot would be swollen as hell. So it wouldn't "look like a woman's foot" it would look
Syaoron
Lile that
BigBullsFan
I lile how you finished that thought.
AgentPothead
Funny but not true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/snake-pajamas-injury/
WhiteIce2112
Figured, the way the foot on the right was damaged seemed highly unlikely for what could have went down
whitebbwolf
oh thank fuck
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
DarkDragonTargaryen7
Thank you. You're doing great work.
EroticZombiePants
Well it least it wasn't linked to a spouse abuse cover-up.
frankierizzo0351
The snake at the beginning of your article looks like a happy little doofus, it's great.
Naramumu
Hey party pooper who poops at party, we don't need your kind here.
AgentPothead
Damn bro. That hurts. Right here in the feels. No wait, I think that's my butt.
graehall
My first reaction reading the post was that it was likely made up, so I came to the comments to see if someone had checked. +1 @AgentPothead
LCMcG
Yeah, what the harm in believing things that aren't true? /Q
andstabitdead
Yeah not like it’s a capital offense or something /Q
LespritDeLescalier22
I mean, what could go wrong?
KingCornish
I hate fake jokes, so thank you.
wadatahmydamie
A horse didn’t really walk into a bar :(
KainWhisper
He trotted.
Mercurybird
Ah!! Thanks. Almost upvoted the post. You get my +1 now
Takethejump
You never heard the phrase "too good a story to fact check"?
HedonistBeard
I have! It's commonly said by the worst kind of people.
TrynaHelp
I much prefer knowing the truth about this story than how much I enjoyed it thinking it was true
dudeontheflyingrock
its the internet, nothings true
DukeDarkwood
That's not true!
Ribb
Is it true that nothing is true?
jrblast
It's like that riddle with the brothers and one only speaks lies but the other only shares memes.
Nippledeepinahorse