MikeSalcedo
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http://bigfootjustice.com/comic/gentleman/
Apr 28, 2017 8:50 AM
MikeSalcedo
88274
1691
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http://bigfootjustice.com/comic/gentleman/
username1157
INTERRACIAL!!!!
Manosteel
I know what the other sock is being used for!
LokeGroundrunner
Just go around the puddle ya dingus
Captainbetray
Yes, gentlemen. *reads username*
meyyyw
She liked him as a friend !
IamJustinSane
Hey! That's my goto move. Don't show everyone my secret moves.
SomewhatOxygenated
Her FWB is going to get fed up hearing how *nice* and *utterly boring* he was
gillotte
Not sure if I was a woman and it's raining I want to take shelter under someone's underwear... o.o
KawaiiInari
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
that bitch could just make one step aside instead of letting him ruining his t-shirt
debatablesarcasm
This infuriates me how most women never plan ahead. 1) go around the puddle. 2) bring a jacket. 3) bring a jacket/umbrella. 4) extra sock.
Pishposhbingbong
Why the hell did she abandon his sweater?
MissLynnLew
Initially downvoted ... Then I saw the username.
krapmyself
Before I die I hope I can have sex with a black girl, but I'd have to move for that. Almost no black people around where I live. Sadness.
SonicBoomYourFamily
I fucked a black girl once. She had a British accent. She said racist things against American black people. I told her remember we are in TX
Myniggathatwasdeep
weird but okay lol
Runzu
As a black woman:
jhaney37
No pants in the movie theater...? I dunno...
krapmyself
+1 for accuracy
SonicBoomYourFamily
The best part is the next line, "Did I miss something fun?"
Tofubanditten
It's definitely a code violation...
DancesWithHippos
I refuse to believe that undies would make an effective umbrella, but okay.
IWishIHadASoul
these could do http://imgur.com/5sliMVV
BigAZNMan
Use more starch
everypostepic
Who said anything about an umbrella? She's helping him take off his underwear.
captainhindsightguy
Depends how crusty they are
DrowsyDude
soooo much starch
Beelsebooob
I also refuse to believe that any self respecting woman would do the squelchy with someone who missed the sock gap.
DrHawkward
Depends on how long you have worn them for.
Kumakin
If it's so long they stand by themselves I could see that... Holding water.
APunnyComment
Specially not my thong
BananaForScaIe
Get fatter.
ACrowbarEnthusiast
Thanks, Todd
SantaKillsPotatoes
You're just not trying hard enough
ScaryScarab
If you whip it around really fast it could work though
ScaryScarab
Wait
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
What about his shoes and the other sock?
manicmalki
The socks for clean up after.
Isuckatusernames2
Mr fucking technical here.
owmyribs
He was allowed to leave them on. He's earned it.
Rogahar
He's white enough to leave them on.
Tabrias
He was only wearing one sock.
mordewolt
You don't want to know
Dramacian
Yes he/she wants. I know what the sock is used for, and it would be useful if "water" proof like the underwear. The shoes... no idea.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
All three are used as increasingly desperate condom substitutes. It gets weird.