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Cat tax - Butters is a bed hog
Link to #1 - http://imgur.com/a/Ue3BT
Link to #2 - http://imgur.com/a/EO9Lk
Link to #3 - http://imgur.com/a/ZePo3
Link to #4 - http://imgur.com/a/uPHIJ
Link to #5 - http://imgur.com/a/GIf8D
Link to #6 - http://imgur.com/a/8bFA9
Link to #7 - http://imgur.com/a/QGxJz
Link to #8 - http://imgur.com/a/RhNKq
Link to #9 - http://imgur.com/a/Ek7qp
Link to #10 - http://imgur.com/a/Q4Mo1
cyno01
Huh, Ive never heard #10 and some of my aunts went to school with him...
Dongmastersven
Bolt thrower!
filthyoldmanwhore
Perkele taas torille...
abeigor
Nitpicking: While Finland has a robust metal scene, the band performing in that meme is Bolt Thrower, from England.
MightyMorphinPowerPenguins
Super Mario Brothers is the greatest video game movie adaptation ever made.
Necrid101
I think Hitler liked to take his "pranks" a little too far. Like everything he did. Except for painting, he should've continued with it.
GoldenFloor8
Tonanamous
#8 Unfortunately, she was frigid.
samtherat6
#13 correct if I'm being an idiot, but why couldn't they just take her answer and put it to the 23rd power?
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
#7 "oooh, got me again, that jokester!" --hitler, probably, shortly before killing himself
ForGileadAndTheWhite
Red Bull has 111 mg of caffeine, don't know what math that fact is doing but the Starbucks coffee does not have over 4 times the caffeine
amp99
Andrew Wakefield (former doctor from #3) also fully intended to financially profit from his falsified paper linking vaccines and autism. 1/2
amp99
2 companies (Immunospecifics Biotechnologies & Carmel Healthcare) were to make tens of millions from "litigation driven testing". 2/2
mattsall
#12 - Interesting additional fact, the Coldstream Guards fought against the US in the American war of independence
Cereaza
#7 Ha! Classic Hitler.
Tyrannotron
#2 is mostly true, though his pedal boat was transferred to him using motors at various points in the journey.
stinkycheezmonky
That in no way diminishes his accomplishment. He still pedaled it across the water, which is what counts.
Tyrannotron
Not trying to diminish the accomplishment, just saying the phrase "without the use of motors" is only mostly true.
Fingurian
#14 We still have that pizza for sale in most pizzerias! It´s gooooood!
gablestout
#12 is half-true. The intent was to show solidarity with the U.S., not simply to comfort stranded travelers
testzero
#11 Oh, but if I want to learn Japanese because of anime, suddenly I'm a weeb.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
#8 Yeah when she's the only female in 1000 miles you're gonna take what you can get.
wayfarer912
This is a cool list of fun factoids :)
grumpypionus
Anyone else tempted to google William Dafoe's porno? No? Jut me then?
MoistMouthMags
hes got a MASSIVE dick lol
AllMyPeepsAreMarshmallow
John Oliver talked about the guy behind #3 in last week's video.
piscesdreamer
A community of people constantly begging for "science" links and we're just going to casually glance over Willem Dafoe porn? For shame Imgur
malakim
According to another post it was of him and his then girlfriend, both underage. So yeah, no way its gonna get distributed.
Imgurkoff69
Especially if his porn handle isn't Willem Dafuck
Autumlove
#1 is BS, they wear gold to show off. Any decent pimp has an attorney on speed dial to get his girls out.
Justarandomgiffairy
I get were you're coming from, & you may be right, but are you an authority on the history of pimping? Cuz I think that's what it refers to.
sonofcyrus138
Not only that but jewelry can be taken by police. Any property suspected of being involved in a crime can be taken.
icookfoodandfightfire
its liek half true, cause money usually gets confiscated as evidence but jewelry gets returned
Autumlove
If the actual charge is pimping, everything gets confiscated for victim services. Cars, gold, furniture, cash. All of it.
MasterPrime
#5 Has there ever been a good movie based on a video game?
whatsisname
Doom was so bad it was good.
mendrak
First Resident Evil movie was alright.
Huldra
Silent Hill is okay
RaekinTheBored
True. The first one ended with would have been the beginning of the 2nd game. Sadly, the 2nd movie was not that though.
cspinasdf
Mortal Kombat was pretty fun. Not sure if Clue(board game) counts, but that movie is genuinely good.
espressoandpostrock
Mortal Kombat was the shit.
Justarandomgiffairy
I watched our VHS of Clue so many times I broke it.
spLagger
I remember people hating Doom because they said "it seemed too much like a video game" lol
testzero
Does Wreck-it Ralph count?
MasterPrime
It's not really based on a video game. The video game is the movie.
dustwindbun
Am I the only one who loves this movie?
Justarandomgiffairy
Yes. Basically as a fact. Reportedly one of the actor's sons asked him why he did the movie when he said it was for him kid wasn't impressed
neonoptic
Mortal Kombat and Silent Hill are the only two good ones that don't completely and totally ruin everything ever conceived.
malakim
Warcraft the movie was not all that bad, as was Silent Hill. Generally speaking they are Avatar the last airbender movie tier though.
stinkycheezmonky
I never played the game, but thought Warcraft was fucking awful.
MasterPrime
That's bad. That tier is "may god have mercy on your soul for creating this abomination"
malakim
Avatar the last Airbender is its own tier, slightly worse than the Eragorn movie.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
But... Finns DO eat reindeer.....
maksamakkara
Yeah but that wasn't the point. Berlusconi said that he hates Finnish food and Finns are idiots because they don't make Italian ham
TheFrenchGirl
And it's freaking delicious, especialy the smoked one
mendrak
And how is that an insult to say someone eats reindeer? They taste great.
youwintheinternet
I think the insult was not knowing the difference between marinated and smoked.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Taste the raindeer
Treblaine
#6 "He also took a multivitamin & drank a protein shake daily & ate vegetables, typically a can of green beans or 3 to 4 celery stalks."
Treblaine
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/index.html
Treblaine
He also only measured cholesterol levels to determine his health. No analysis of whether it was muscle or fat that was lost.
Treblaine
Cholesterol is a rather useless measure of health. If anything only low cholesterol is any indicator and that's indicator of very bad health
TimosaurusRex
Yeah even worse, the opposite is likely true: the calories don't matter but the composition of the food does (1).
Treblaine
Yeah saying "lose weight if more calories go out than come in" but that's a gross oversimplification of metabolism and psychology
Treblaine
For example, what if reducing calories + high carbs causes both base metabolism to go down AND feel too weak to exercise?
Treblaine
Also calorie counting is mostly impractical as calories in food cannot usually be so precisely determined.
Treblaine
What if just reducing calories leaves you constantly so ravenously hungry that as soon as you stop rigorously counting cals you relapse?
Treblaine
Think about it, why do humans suddenly now need to calorie count to not die from diabetes?!?
Treblaine
What if carb-loaded low-cal diet causes the body to lose muscle mass before any fat is lost?
TimosaurusRex
(2) Kekwick and Pawan did a study where they put people on a 1000 kilocalorie diet, divided in 3 groups: one took 90% of the cals as fats,
TimosaurusRex
(3) one group took 90% of the calories as proteins and one took 90% as cabohydrates. The carb group gained weigth, the others lost weight.
WhiteRabbit86
Except jewelry is in fact confiscated upon arrest.
tokenhooker
Im a hooker. Jewelry is given back, cash comes in a check or after court. Jewelry can be pawned immediately upon bail.
WhiteRabbit86
Call me.
dghammer
Found the pimp.
WhiteRabbit86
Your godamn right
ImNotReallyIntoPokemon
Not sure how you'd pawn jewelry from inside a jail even if it wasn't.
OmenJones
Exactly what I was thinking.
Ihateyouallsosomuch
Yeah, the real reason is that money over a certain amount is automatic probable cause, but gold jewellery worth the same amount isn't.
astrogeek
I think the point is that jewelry is handed back when bail is made, but cash could be treated as evidence. I am not a cop, lawyer or pimp.
Slashenaar
Asset forfeiture can likely get the cash, no?
Siegeareno
That is correct, they will confiscate all cash upon arrest but will hold jewelry until released. Then they pawn jewelry to pay off whatever
Maori
Not with that attitude.
500FortuneCookies
It depends. Sometimes they will keep the jewelry and sell it at auctions. Sometimes it stays in evidence. If they have reason to believe...
Solborn
But you did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
500FortuneCookies
...that the property was purchased with illegal monies.
Whydoeseveryonebelieveme
Sorry, I'm only a doctor/cop/lawyer.
mebe21
IIRC from my arrest, cash is not handed back. It's confiscated and you're given (or mailed. I forget) a check for the amount.
SpIoogeMcDuck
Probably depends on the jail. We took your cash when you came in, and put it on your account. You got paid out on your release.
savax7
I got a check mailed back to me. The cash I had was put into an account I could use in the commissary while in jail.
Boredtodeath
Mine was just taken. They said it was applied to my fine but I seriously doubt it
reddawn94
Where I'm interning you can release it like regular property to someone else, or after 72 hours it goes on your commissary.
Justarandomgiffairy
Ok since no one else had asked, I will. What'd you get arrested for? (If it's not too personal.)
mebe21
Public intoxication and unlawful entry into a motor vehicle. Walking home from the bar, I got into what I thought was a cab. It wasn't.
Justarandomgiffairy
Yeesh, that's some bull shit right there.
WithFurtherAdo
I'm all of the above.
IamHereForTheComments
work stories
WithFurtherAdo
Once I was out pimpin' and busted myself, but luckily I reminded myself that I forgot to read me my Miranda rights, so I walked. Phew.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
SvprHanc
HitlersRupturedColon
Hugums
That's exactly what a cop/lawyer/pimp would say to throw the trail!
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
LexiaStark
Nobody goes camping in Antarctica, you'd be dead before morning! (Probably)
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
"My vagina is frozen. Can we postpone until Thursday when it's thawed?" (Then she'll stop answering his replies.)
idkalan
The guy would respond, "Don't worry, I know how to thaw it out"
Osyruin
Its the implication.
CapnMoonlite
joelolasaurus
hoopinghannah
mebe21
Swipe left and don't say a word.
malakim
Who the hell would randomly check friggin Tinder while camping in the antarctic though? "Gee, no one within 100 miles, lets check tinder"
malakim
That is if they even have a mobile network down there. Not sure if satelite phones run tinder...
flightlessfruit
You can get internet over satellite and tether it to any mobile or stationary computer you have administrative control over.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
They have internet. Worked in McMurdo.
malakim
On a station? Sure. Someone "camping 45min away" though?
GoodMorningRaccoon
Yeah, the 'camping' thing rings false due to the illegality of camping.