Taykaybo
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My brain couldn't figure out what this was at first.
A large anteater crossing the road
Oct 24, 2020 2:16 AM
Taykaybo
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A large anteater crossing the road
NoellFalangi01189998819991197253
I would have thought this was el chupacabra or something if I saw this guy just roaming around.
trhopkins
He's beautiful!
eigeress
I just read they can be deadly to humans who bother them. The standing, clawed death-hug.
shekilledcovid
Where is this? I dont recognize the trees so hopefully there is an ocean between me and this lovecraftian horror.
chine
South America
Garuff
Stevethebarbarbarbarbarian
What a majestic creature.
lategreatkate
Fun fact- Nashville zoo has the largest collection of these in the country but they aren’t on display. And they can disembowel a human in .5
MandalorianHybrid1
Christ, they're huge.
ps238principal
Did you throw a pokeball at it?
Akseptance
Only throw pokeballs at a Pokemon you haven't seen. Like a Chiaotzu.
DorotheaDix
I wish.
yamigenesis
He wouldn't be able to since he hasn't delivered the parcel yet.
TrixNStix
No, I was in the Crown Tundra and he spawned in the Wild Area ;n;
extrasad
They look like aliens or cryptids or something
Bugghunter
It’s gonna be in the next fallout game as a cryptid.
fryturama
Like an alien big foot's version of a Mongolian chupacabra fucking a fancy broom.
chubsack698888
Why the long face?
R3adinth3dark
That's 2 people in a suit and don't tell me otherwise!
HenryHolmes101
Ants worst nightmare
waterdragun
What a beautiful creature!
upsidedownyhead
Oh lawd he comin
JayEnfield
Swiggity Swugs, I'm coming to fuck up some bugs.
aschoo
guitarfourtysix
Hello, Dali
awesker002
circlebreaker
Just look at that big swooshy fan tail!
FlyingTigerRose
Looks like God had some leftover pieces and threw 'em on. Same for platypus!
straha242
Whooo-ooh! Here she comes! She's an ant-eater!
Thisisthefirstballoonflight
TIL what an anteaters body looks like...
dantethetemplar
Interior crocodile alligator
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
I drive a Chevrolet movie the-ater.? That's shit is over a decade old now FYI
graehall
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OEbuDP5Yys
whydoesitmatteranywayman
They look to be normal sized, though it is Giant.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Shit that’s huge! I thought they were little!
chine
This is the Giant Anteater. There are three other species including the silky anteater which is in fact quite small.
chine
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Two-toed_anteater_balanced_on_a_stick.jpg
yourlilemogirl
They walk on their knuckles like a gorilla :D
PhilGrimm08
Holy Anteater of Santa-Anita!
Wintard4
It's Sweet Anteater, but I'll let it slide this once. +1
PhilGrimm08
Damn....
distantdez
Fun fact: They never get sick. They're full of anty bodies
Bigemedic
I downvoted this.
OneShot510
lostandlonelyguy
chewybrian
TheThirdDay
If never seen a post with 100+ upvotes and no downvotes before.
Avrgjoe80
Ok, that's it. Get out.
Textuality
Hunterfisher10
NewmarketMTB
groan - laugh - cry - clap, in that order :D
MasonHess
Daeyelle
I’m depressed at the moment, and quite stressed. This made both of those feelings even worse
sekanna
But why did it Cross the road?
tormentuosity
because that's where the coke bar is. Look at that nose
Flodos
To get to the other side! ...I know, that was too ant-iclimactic.
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
Alright... I'll say it........ To get to the other side! There, are we all happy now?
NotABadLookingNarcissist
To get to the other ants
Lurker4815162342
The underpass was over 2km down the road. Light traffic, good visibility - lets not blame poor hard-working mammal unnecessarily.
dobroweigh
Ants are always yummier on the other side of the road.
wheeledPhoto
Friends with the chicken
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
To visit her ant.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
billygoots
And eat 'er?!?!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
No, ANT eater.
billygoots
Ohhhhhhh!
graehall
HAH!
thechelonianshelmet
Anticipation?
nik282000
How many ants does it eat?
CaldariBob
3.
OpinionsAreLikeAssholes
All of them.
AGiggleOfGeese
The antire colony
an0therthr0waway
as many as they can get a tongue on
pmMeGoblinGirls
KangDOTA
Termites too... lots and lots of termites.
Taykaybo
According to Nat Geo, they eat around 35,000 ants a day.
JustSomeDegenFromUpcountry
Ants are great if you’re hungry and want to eat 35,000 of something
Lurker4815162342
That sounds really small number. Biggest ants weight 0.005g, so their day meal would be like 150g of ants. Possible but not plausible.
CeoHuntingSeason
anteaters also eat soft-bodied grubs, soft fruits, and birds' eggs.
SpaghyetiWagon
Do you think they like meatloaf?
Lurker4815162342
Then much more plausible.