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I rent a room. Landlady and her boyfriend bought this at an estate sale. I wanted to tell new roommate.
Shortened video in GIF form.
She seems a good fit for the house.
Deaf Dog tax.
Meet Leeloo Dallas Multipass.
F.P. edit: Be excellent to each other. Instead of the normal request, if y'all could just send some positive vibes and holiday wishes. Holidays are a pretty rough time.
OrionKaelin
I like it, then again my mom has been collecting dolls from foreign countries since before I was born.
noneyobusisness
Just give it away,if you burn it you’ll just make it worse and it will come back to kill you.
Jazzgirl205
What on earth did my generation do to make millenials such weenies?
LSparkles
Just wait -its always watching waiting ...
Mikey667
My Mom turned our house into a doll gallery. Try dealing with that when your fucked up on acid !! She even had a Poltergiest doll !
ThatLongAgony
What a beautiful doll!
Sedlyf
This seems fine...
Fluffycorn
You cant fool me ! Thats no Hospital !! THATS A BUTCHERY !!!
Mcmonkeybug
Tried click on the "play" button. I'll see myself out.
junk4u
Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu!
portlypanda
HoeBabies
BRICKSQUAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD
BigboyRuff
Looks neat imo
discopando
That doll looks capable of the trovolta search, pls OP
ElaineTheNPC
Makes me think of Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden: http://img.amiami.jp/images/product/review/173/FIGURE-031455_01.jpg
SickOfThisCessPool
You came out, and someone gave you a doll?
BehindTheseBlues
Lithxe
I tried to tap and play the video in the screenshot :(
siler7
THERE IS NOTHING
BarryBadger
People who buy dolls like that are the ones who stab you at night for not using a coaster. "You need to learn some manners, dear"
TxDragnier
You could try to burn it.... many have..!
VodkaReindeer
Disappointed it's not from Rozen Maiden.
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Did someone say Rozen Maiden-desu?
nataniel
Yes desu~
motherofwaggins
MY PUPPER IS ALSO LEELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS!
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Thatspertyneat
Your pupers is beautiful!
motherofwaggins
She’s my princess.
LeiserGeist
They're all good dogs borat! What's the story behind the name? Some Texas inside joke?
motherofwaggins
Thatspertyneat
The movie Fifth Element. I thoroughly recommend it.
LeiserGeist
Ah, I've wanted to watch it some day, thanks
IamJustinSane
+1 For naming your dog, Leeloo Dallas Multipass
yoshi
nobody gonna mention rozen maiden?
nataniel
Desu~
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Noone needs to-desu.
2fligh2high
zeroexistence
I have cats, I'm not scared of some dolls. I'll just unleash my cats.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Honestly that doll isn't even that creepy, your friend is a drama queen
MatadoR32
The sadist in me would've busted out my soldering iron & hobby kit and converted it to battery power. Placed it in front of his door at 2am
noxioussmile
The video of the doll:
TheCropperOfThings
Put it at the end of his bed while he sleeps...
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Thatspertyneat
I think she might actually kill me if I tried.
TOMMOEX
Someone's about to start an old hunters journey. yarhnam awaits
PandraPierva
Oh good thank god I didn't want to see where I was going
JhericFury
Even the doll, should it please you...
BellamafiaQuackerfellaRecords
Eyes on the inside, dear hunter.
rimehoarfrost
Fear the old blood
RevolutionOnHerLips
May the good blood guide your way!
BenitoCamelas275
Oh dear old Hunter...
Blackrain39
Ah, good hunter...
Thatspertyneat
Bloodborne?
Bebii
Fuck yeah.
dangerousDoc
It's the hunters dream and that which lays beyond
TheAlmightySpaceDuck
Yes
rusrsdude
Wth. I was just playing this. Started today and i just got to the depraved bloodbeast or whatever its name is.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
My advice: summon Alfred, then unleash every fire related weapon you have on the fucker.
Saucysauces
Hug its left side.
rusrsdude
Thanks for the tip! I fought it twice so far, I've noticed that dodging towards it is way better than dodging away since it attacks a lot.
rusrsdude
And moves forward while doing so. But after it does a ground pound after the attacks, it's time for a beating.
Saucysauces
Np, been a while since I played but it's my favorite game ever.
ArthurPhillipDent
You managed to get to the blood starved beast on your first day?
rusrsdude
Apparently. I have some practice with dark souls and monster hunter series. It's not so bad. The huge swings get me a lot tho.
Imhereforthelurking
Bloodstarved beast? Is it flayed along the back so that it looks like its wearing of hood of its own skin?
NorwegianVikingPower
flappy dog!
rusrsdude
Yeah like an unfinished circumcision.
goldroman22
nah man its back is supposed to look like a vagina/labia. game is full of yonic imagery what with all the menstrual blood.
Imhereforthelurking
Yes....and no. The beast is fully masochistic, as is all the early game monsters and style.
Imhereforthelurking
3/Old Yharnam was a hamlet that was given a chalice by Byrgenwerth and used by the Healing Church in their rituals. The hamlet was a testing
Imhereforthelurking
4/ ground for the use of the Old Blood, and its affects on the populace, which would be the curse of the beast blood.
Imhereforthelurking
2/The menstrual, cosmic, and childbirth references come in the mid and late game primarily. The Beast is a victim of the ashen blood sicknes
rimehoarfrost
Fucking blood starved beast is a bitch. My least favourite boss in the whole game.
PandraPierva
Then you learn the stupidist trick...unlock and roll to the left under her flails...and its gg
contractuallyobligatedtoupvoteandmakesupernaturalgifs
My first time fighting it I got it down to less than 300 HP and died. The next few tries I could barely get it halfway. Fuck that shit
StonerCatJay
Just parry
rusrsdude
YOU CAN PARRY?!
StonerCatJay
Yes. With the guns. Blunderbuss is slower but has a wider window, whereas the pistol is faster but you need to time it better. The brick
Arksstuff
I'll never understand people's irrational fear of harmless things
Bob570
Because it's not harmless, it's Satan!!!!
CherryEmpress
Well yeah, that's why they're irrational fears. Doesn't make them any less real, though.
siler7
Same. Fear is supposed to be a servant, not a master. If being afraid of something is not helpful, just don't be afraid of it.
SpikeTheGoat
Exactly. And stop being sad and poor. (Nah, I think I get what you mean just probably poorly worded/character limited)
RaizztlinMajere
Never understood people who are afraid of dolls, clowns and such. Actually I think the doll in this post is kinda pretty
Cyractacus
I feel the same way, but the human mind is weird. The Uncanny Valley can be radically different for different people and contexts.
dangerousDoc
Look up the Uncanny Valley
AnneFarron
I love old dolls I always have, I think they're beautiful! I've got a porcelain doll and I love her so much
Enohpoxas
That's because things are creepy. When we can't decide if something is a threat to us, it is creepy. Like an empty hospital corridor with 1/
SuperAlucius
I work at a Walmart and our power went out at 12:15p. It is extremely creepy.
Gmayor61
To be fair, Walmart is creepy at all times.
SomeAngelDude
that's noon:15
Enohpoxas
The lights turned off, it's 1:23am and there's the screeching of an old chair being dragged across the floor stemming from one of the rooms.
Enohpoxas
2/2
SinStar87
Isn't that post 3/3?