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#theroom #ohhaimark
Feb 14, 2020 3:54 AM
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#theroom #ohhaimark
ponkeydunch
Science has gone to far.
bigdinger81
Omg it's Val Kilmer circa 1998!
NumberTwentyShoes
Clearly that's Helen of Boy
Superchief86
Shorseysjapanesefightingfish
Oh no you did NAAAATTT
invertedzenarm
Maybe they should have left it up to an artist.
CaptainMarkoRamius
Ancient Greece: where the men were men and the women were men...
RMaybeth
WTF is this mean
BabySharkEtc
thisguy79
Looks like a young Val Kilmer.
NonToxicity
No wonder Greek men were okay with openly banging young guys. They couldn't tell them apart from the girls.
TheGreatBlueWaffle
There's a reason Zeus took Ganymede and fucked trees.
DidoModesto
Looks like sapiens was pretty "gang" in that era.
RIPKobeBryant
I see why so many of them were gay
spermy1
I was just thinking that
Jaanzi
How do the scientists know she identified as a woman?
CuntyMcWhoreBag
Say hello to your mother for me.
Aquilarden
Imagine knowing that 9000 years in the future, scientists will reconstruct your face only for everyone to take the piss out of it.
Yesisaidthat
Eh... She looks like whatever the reconstruction artist wanted her to look like.
mushmonster
Ha ha now look at this early space age specimen, all pink, nose upside down and missing its zogglers. No wonder they nuked themselves!
Yesisaidthat
Recreating faces from skulls: whatever the artist feels like.
YourIceCreamMan
BortymcBortfeis
Ted Danson?
EverydayIdleness
Well how good would YOU look at 9000 years old?
DarkSock
Ddr50
Scientists used their science to look at them.
nevernotsure
JustEatingBagelBites
Shmeadicus
It's my favorite customer!
eromitlab
hai doggy
PampaliniLovec
TheBigBangTheoryIsAwesome
stupid daikini
Skelspooks
Mac?
justthetipftw5
/a/1NK2bDl
AwfulCalamity
I would
GrandpaRickCanProveYouAreShit
“We thinking it, but this guy just puts it out there.”
Inallthediodesdownmyleftside
That was never in doubt
MonkeyHittingPianoDramatically
Dirtsailor2010
When your social group is only 200 people and it’s 30 miles by foot to the next village you make due. The basket was the first paper bag.
DarthLabradoodle
"How dare you?"
bartman2014
Umm 9000 is not a teenager
Y5Tho
What about 9016 years old? That's a teenager.
storebrandproductmascot
In anime it is
Understopper
Not for another 4000 years
Ambeam
9000 year old skeleton of a teenager but I suspect you knew that
bartman2014
Yes, it was a poor attempt at humour/sarcasm
eyeLied
*It was humour perfection."
MerlinsTrouserSnake
I chuckled!
DirtyGravyring
I found it funny man
hardytardigrade
I larfed
Razgriz2520
NO, I DID NOT HIT HER!
TearingMeApartLisa
I DID NAWT
TestyVonTesticlease
Looks like Glenn Danzig
IAMSRC
She goes where eagles dare.
ElFreakoDiablo
Danzig remembering when he got beaten up by a member of Def Leppard
Canigetbannedagain
... "Mother"....
pisschinpeepooland
tell your children not to walk my way
ilDuderoni
Tell your children not to hear my words
pollywog73
What they mean, what they say....
storebrandproductmascot
YouMightHateMe
Thought the same thing.
carpetdope
orrrr... Sigourney Weaver
YharnamsFinest
Siglenn Weavig
pisschinpeepooland
i got something to say...
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Came her to say this but you already said it
KayNay420
Little Travolta to that mug.
PrfctDrk
Arnold Swarz.,...however you spell his name
throb507
Yup
graehall
"Scientologists recreate the face of a 9,000 year-old Greek teenage girl."
Iamthebullfrog
More like a lot. Btw, “Little Travolta” is what that massage therapist said Johnny Scientology asked him to touch.
LabiaCrust
I thought val Kilmer
funkgasm
Me too
SlightlyDodgy
More like Arnold Schwarzenegger
nacpc808
Kron Travolta
MarySkadi
GOWood
Nah, that’s Vinnie Barbarino
KayNay420
The Greeks had Stoicism, representative government, and the Sweat Hogs.
clamdriver
John Revolta.
GOWood