thisoneoverhere
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2002
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I have spend the last 4 months working 12 hours a day 6 days a week so me and the girlfriend could go on this trip SHE had planned to Hawaii. Obviously didn't get to much time to spend with her because of all the over time. Today I finally had enough for us to go. Planned the whole thing and paid for it all. Took the days off and told my boss I didn't want to work all this time any more. Was just about to surprise her with the plain tickets when she surprised me with a break up. Said I've been at work to much and she thinks we've drifted apart even though I told her almost everyday why I was working so much!! So now I'm single, asked for a refund so I can buy a new Xbox or something and cry myself to sleep with it in my arms.
Possboi
You can take me to Hawaii..
PerkermernTrayner
*throws dictionary at @OP*
jivegod
good luck
Emac94
You sure it's not because you don't know the difference between to and too?
WafflesMcGee
and also, maybe trey to get into an exe's box.
akfisherman84
Similar situation happened to me. It sucked. But hey now I have plenty of free time.
goodgodlemon30
Every time a see a post like this it's obvious there's more to the story then some one sided "she's a bitch" thing
Tundra314
Agree. I've been on the other side and dating a workaholic is very lonely relationship. 4 months is a long time and I can see how she would
Tundra314
Drift apart in that stage. But sounded like he didn't communicate with her at all as to why and that it was just temporary
rchecka
Find another girl and take her instead.
justacap
Invest the money, so you can quit working so hard.
HailHector
I'd still go to Hawaii if I were you. You worked your ass off for it, might as well enjoy it!
Schlissa
Communication and time well spent together is better than surprise trips.
mousemarie94
Confused, she planned it, but you planned it, told her why you were working but it was also a surprise?? These parts are not to a whole.
beerisgood1
Find a friend to go with you and split the cost. Now you won't get in trouble for looking at girls.
AdmKur
She should had help you. The trip was for both of you. Honestly? Good riddance, that girl sounds more like a problem
moredownvotesplease
A real dependapotomus
TheRenegadeSpud
Yeah she was probably fucking Jodie the whole time, too.
JokeDudeR
Found the soulja!
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
6 days, 12 hours, seriously I would never do such a thing just for a vacation, especially if I have a lazy ass gf who does nothing.
JabbaTheSwampBandit
And he said he was gonna refund it for an Xbox 4months 12 hr shifts 6 days a week to afford an Xbox ??
SwarthyBastard
Seriously? For four months? Just to go to Hawaii? I know it's beautiful supposedly, but it doesn't even sound that interesting.
Space1255
I've been a couple of times. Weather's really nice and the beaches are good spots to chill. There's a whole lot you can do. (1/2)
Space1255
My most vivid memory is driving up this one mountain and looking at the stars. Never seen so many in one place in my life.
SwarthyBastard
Yeah, I have a couple college buddies who grew up there. It really is supposedly a gorgeous place.
SwarthyBastard
Yeah, I was being a bit pissy. It's just not my thing, personally. I'd rather go somewhere like Eastern Europe of trek through Asia if I 1/2
SwarthyBastard
were going to spend that much time and money. Different strokes for different folks.
Arich26
Plane*
PolarHailStorm
Hold on. She planned for it. Then you planned for it. Then you went for a surprise? I mean, sounds like a communication breakdown here.
probshouldntsayitbut
Could be part of it. If he didnt tell her why he was working so much OT, she may've thought he was intentionally not spending time with her
Ezralite
I hate to say this, but I think there might be someone else, dude. =\
dreadeyeknight
Dude now you're free to frolic on your own, with a holiday to boot! You win.
surprisecreampie
What a bitch
vilecomfort
Yep, missed that bullet!
heartsdie
That just sounds like you didn't communicate with her man. Next time talk to ur girlfriend about what you're doing and why.
Bobeez
I can relate. I sold my watch to get my gf a comb. She sold her hair to get me a watch band. Craziest Christmas ever!
ffilm
It sucks being poor.
hatchforlife
Take her best friend
tiarali
To be fair, time is kind of important in a relationship.
Loompafoo
*too
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Go to Hawaii. I've seen forgetting Sarah Marshall, it's going to end well for you.
tinyrick12
all you have to do is write a puppet vampire play in your spare time... unless thats what you were doing twelve hours a day
Deadpoolio7
mac821
You best me to it!
HeatherWhatever
I live in Hawaii, 10/10 would recommend
KendoQueen
Maybe you should have got interesting tickets instead of plain tickets
bb2b
I hope you catch fire omg
HotSpoon
We are all a bunch of assholes for singling out this one thing but at least we have each other. Great job Internet Friends!
Deadpoolio7
rrratprincess
Omfg
ReposterCallerOuterMan
damnit...i wanted to comment on it
valkrez
Hmm good point.
lenomdeplume
norrinraddsboard
Plain tickets are what'll get your ass drug off the airplain
ArkansasJackHammer
Unverified
45ACPete
I came here to make this comment, sadly I was already bamboozled.
TheBIFFALLO87
Heck.
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Something that would make you feel a bit more united
TotallyNotAMurderer
Boom. Roasted.
bobyran
I was going to say spicy tickets instead of plain, but this will do. :)
frozenmonkeyballs
Yea don't be so basic OP
MrHumberfloob
AgentR
I have taken this gif for my personal use. Thank you for your contribution
ForeveraKritik
Rookie mistake.
FantasticMrFiend
Just know, that I appreciate this comment.
modsm20
Kelroth127
What a cunt.
AdmiralPaws
For real
PrincessLeliana
Oh well, now you have money to spend on YOU.
thisoneoverhere
Maybe like a new jacket. She took all mine.
yuraf
What the fuck. Btw, don't do the trip if you spend all the money. There are probably better things to spend money on. Like jackets or lawyer
TheLastGunslinger
Damn. She don't deserve you.
ParaBailarLaBamba
I'm disliking this woman more and more.
Lefpa
And take that jacket with you to Hawaii. It's chilly again due to the rains.
cinemeasctha
That's an odd thing to take. I've heard of the hoodie snatching girls but never jackets
mikeatike
Well I have heard of girls destroying sweaters.
cinemeasctha
You sound like you speak from experience?
mikeatike
I mean she just pulled this thread while I walked away.
bootymen
Well go get what's yours back
JalapenYoBizness
Or save it.
twigvex
It's bad, but it's probably for the best.
ovelanimimerkki
Invest the money wisely and start saving, or just save more if you already do, become rich, buy all the jackets you could possibly want.
ovelanimimerkki
The girl probably won't want you after that unless this is a naive teenage fantasy, but you'll have money, so there's that.
ZinDelTigre
Go on a nice trip with a new lady friend and post hundreds of FB photos. That'll teach her!
ilovenonsummerjack
I'm a hoodie kind of guy
TheBufferkiller
Take the trip anyway. Bring a bro and party your asses off. Don't let it go to waste. Treat yo mother fucking self.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Send her pics
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
then passive aggressively tag her in all the pics on facebook to rub in what she missed out on for being a cunt
QSlade
As a man who's been married for 14 years this sounds fucking awesome. I need a bro-cation
Grayguy
My brother in law went on a 10 day bro-cation the month before my sister had their 3rd child. Said it was the best gift she ever gave him
valkrez
Treat yo self 2017!!!
lovethepool
Sang this in my head
actualedsheeran
I'm getting drunk on a plans
Deadpoolio7
Basically just do a Forgetting Sarah Marshall @op, you could end up banging Mila Kunis.
justyourfriendlyneighborhoodimgurian
In case you need a bro, I'd like to apply. Here are my references:![]()
WonderLungs
only90skidswillgetthis
Nice idea, but I don't think you can give your plane ticket to somebody other than the ticketed passenger.
TheBufferkiller
Transferring a ticket into someone else's name is super easy.
only90skidswillgetthis
Oh I didn't know that. I saw a guy at the airport get belligerent because they wouldn't let him on because his wife's name was on his ticket
TheBufferkiller
Sounds like he didn't have it transferred to him, he just tried to use it as is.
only90skidswillgetthis
I heard TSA talking about it and they think it was accidental but yeah, just too close to flight and she wasn't there.
Decoyape11
Please go!!
buschwhckd
I upvoted, un-upvoted, and re-upvoted just so i could upvote this twice. Shuuushh it maths in my head just fine
SwarthyBastard
Nah, sounds like was mostly doing it for her. Do something with it you like.
MakerOfBadJokes
Take the trip solo; say Fiance instead of Girl friend and Honeymoon instead of Vacation. If you can't get laid in Hawaii with that story...
morningxafter
ubah00
questionablechoices
This guy here has the right idea.
cryptzicle
Isn't this loosely the plot of Forgetting Sarah Marshall
ItsMyUsernameTho
I'll be the first to say it: this one. Over here. I'll take @OP for an upvote and your name is now my title. Cheers!
Stonetaku420
dooooo that pleeease OP
HodgepodgeFoxe
Traveling alone isn't for everyone. If he's like me, it's the companionship during the the journey that make it truly worthwhile.
PaliQ
Sometimes I just want to sit in one place and do nothing and just BE in a place and my friend just wants to go DO EVERYTHING. stahp.
TheBufferkiller
I support this method of coping.
pelekekonakeohokaloleakaprestonapplebaum
Post lots of pics of you having great time to facebook so she can see and regret
CaptainDPooly
This is the master plan!
EdgarAllenPoboy
God yes
landon3145
Make sure to mention how sad u are, that ur girlfriend broke up with u because u worked too much trying to pay for a vacation for the 2 of u
landon3145
Once again, fuck comment limits.