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Mar 26, 2023 9:22 PM
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LordoftheDump
It was revealed to me in a dream
HasteTheFool
Unless we can verify the size of that bear, both answers could be wrong.
Gt3454
The honesty the Internet needs
wheeeeeeeeeeee
sirpetethegreat
That's not actually honey at all. "sugars in this product are also found in natural honey"
unremarkableasterisk
IOnlyUpvoteBees
McFrostenwulf
LeftRightThere
nomorehate
JacquesKass
genepoolboy
Only 17% of the people won't use "83%" when making up percentages.
WellEverybodysHeardAboutTheBird
DCNR
Beez nuts?
didgeboy287
So what was the apostrophe for?
tyr888
I wonder if all their upvotes were from people that believed that -- what do they think the bees eat, if they spend that long making honey?
inelastic
https://imgur.com/kOlnyYI.gif
PendragonDev
Gob's not on board.
jscuster
There are around 1,000 bees per human on Earth. Which says we should each get almost a pound of honey a week. Where’s my honey???
DarkBusterBaron
If that were the case honey would cost like 50000 dollars.
thotterpop
"If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe, then man would only have four years of life left." -Einstein. -not really
Amakrotol
It came to me!... In a dream!
3rin
Artist is Lauren Pretorius. https://laurenpretorius.com/collections/prints-food/products/spilled-honey-bees-fine-art-print
3rin
She has a whole series of these honey paintings. She’s also an amazing photographer. Check her out on FB.
Spootanany
EccentricNimoy
"The decor is so oriental it's killing dolphins" lmfao
coderanger
Just rewatched this yesterday and it's still a masterpiece.
52cupsofcoffee
Nothing is more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world!
PutItInNeutral
Stolen. (I tend to talk out of my ass A LOT.)
SybilCrawley
Also, that's likely corn syrup.
Wolfdens
DrunkKingOfImgur
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
CunaGreenleaf
Why is the bees butt white?
HonestCommentFarmer
Firefly chicken.
WilliamKeith
It's a lightning bee, which is a totally real insect I did not make up. Also, props for a Kin-Iro Mosaic cap, you don't see those often.
LoopStricken
Except for all the booty posts.
KoRplussomeletters
GravyEducation
Don't shame us white butt folk
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Censoring out the naughty bits.
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Bonchoman
It's called artistic liberties
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
Autistic libraries!
Frostycopper
Artistic liBEEties
SeledkaRunner
Libeetie's
KinetoPlay
I find that liberBEEs flows better and fits with the source word's pronunciation even if you have to take liberties with the letters.
JCBalance
Beeberbees
Frostycopper
Beebee
MagicalScientist
Also that's a painting.
3rin
Artist is Lauren Pretorius https://laurenpretorius.com/collections/prints-food/products/spilled-honey-bees-fine-art-print
MagicalScientist
Huh, she has a lot of honey bear and bee paintings https://laurenpretorius.com/products/spilled-honey-and-bumble-bee
Ouberos
Most Supermarket Honey is adulterated with Sugar Syrup anyway these days so it's probably like four bees and some corn.
lurkylurkylurky
four bees and some corn does sound like a pretty good tuesday night
OnomatopoeicOnanisma
Yup, super-cheap supermarket honey, flows like water. Source: China. No thanks.
Qrader
That would be illegal in the civilized part of the world.
Ouberos
Generally speaking if it doesn't crystallise then it's been diluted with syrup. (Some honey does crystallise slower than others)
minant
More common than you'd think, though. https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/mar/26/uk-honey-fails-authenticity-test
Ghlargh
Unless you call it something like "honey flavored syrup".
Ruik
or "made with real honey".
rouzuki
Perhaps illegal but if the fines don't exceed the profits, it might as well be legal.
ballpeenX
Bless your heart. That's just not true. If the label says honey then that's what it is.
SonBro
Not in the US sadly. If it doesn't say 'Pure/Natural' than it's got corn syrup mixed in. Our labels are sneaky and our food is dishonest
ballpeenX
If it says 100% honey then that’s what it is. Look on the nutrition label. If it contains corn syrup it has to be listed.
SonBro
You're welcome to look it up like I did. The FDA is full of shit on a lot of stuff like this.
ballpeenX
“Pure” and “Natural “ don’t tell you anything.
ballpeenX
https://www.fda.gov/food/cfsan-constituent-updates/fda-releases-data-economic-adulteration-honey
thevortexmaster
The stores here all sell local stuff but its expensive
Aeonika
Worth it imo
thevortexmaster
Definitely
ballpeenX
I bought a quart of local honey last week for 15 bucks. They sell it in roadside stands around here.
thevortexmaster
Cool!
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Clydefrogger
Assuming Username checks out.
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Of course. I have my friend @ExtraUpvote for none bee related posts
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GravyEducation
SqueezitTheClown
TharrickLawson
Aaa! The situation has only been made worse by the addition of yet more bees!
EatsBees
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Hey fren!
EatsBees
hi hi!!! ive missed you!!
IOnlyUpvoteBees
Awww! Miss you too. I’ve bee-n super busy lately. Hope things have been going well for you!
GravyEducation
Haha puns