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Jan 18, 2015 12:25 AM
theWhaleSwimsBig
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beardboy
These posts always get. Love it when people make a story out of a random .gif. +1
bilbomaj
Best btg ever!
elucidatefurther
Sometimes game animals fuck up hunters. It's rarer to see plant life stick up for itself against human aggression.
Rips4w
"I fucking told you, twigga!"
SightlierGravy
Remember people, never try to cut a large branch from a tree with only one cut. Look up proper pruning technique first.
LuciusAugustus
Yo twigga, take my upvote; hopefully it'll keep you warm this winter.
merelycanadian
I am Groot, bitch. Suck it.
rockout171
I like the "I'm not like my cousin, I'm not into giving". Shout out to the Giving Tree
Broken27Arrow
Was the Raping Tree in Robot Chicken or just my nightmares?
GetSchwifty
Robot Chicken:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyFCxGM7x1A
JumpingBalogna
Ayyy such a good book
magila
The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. 1/100
GuyFrom2070
The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. 2/100
MattyBeFiya
The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. The giving tree was not a chump. 3/100
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PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Right over my head
jigsam
My twigga.
CaptainofAutumn
Is he dead
rodrigopolo
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/story/25427852/video-falling-tree-branch-knocks-man-off-ladder
Belthazzar
The Unforgiving Tree, by Shel Silverstein
ExtremelyMe
Always best to be knocked thru the air while holding a chainsaw.
VeryNearly
"I'm being deciduous," ha! Niiice.
NinjaSushi2
Except he used it incorrectly or at the least a huge stretch. I'll let it stay.
Mattiks
"You barked up the wrong tree today, twigga."
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
That BTG was so realistic I was rooting for the tree when the guy fell off the ladder.
cheebody
Fuuuuuuuuuuh
lightsabersinhawaii
Its going down...I'm yelling timber...
whatsaplatypuss
Kimberrrr!
McBook
Tinder!
PhallusInWonderland
Kember*
StillChasingFireflies
I live creative BTG.... Can we bring these back!
StillChasingFireflies
*live. Fuck. I'm mobile. I text my fiance all the time and say"I live you" kinda weird.
Arracor
*live
SoNotBadder
"My twigga" i cried a little.
DustyKat
Twiggas are hard to come buy in life.
TheCommunistComrade
Naw you need to go pre civil war for that shit
randomchimi
Am I the only one who read Eric's (the tree) words like HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey???
notirrelevant
-Elmer Fudd, when you mention "wascawy wabbits"
Spune
I'm being deciduous!
happohippo
I didn't quite catch this one. Can you explain it for a non-native speaker? Or is it a reference I don't get?
thesmartparty
Deciduous meaning trees that lose their leaves in autumn here used as a (stretched) play on serious - hope that helps!
happohippo
Thanks! Helps a ton. I just googled deciduous but didn't understand the wordplay. And you are right about it being a bit stretched play.
RaymondJack
I cried a lot, specifically as a 6'6" slender man commanly mistaken for trees.
SupraLove
Twonica
FrostyLady
Hahahaha! "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that", "don't give a trunk", "stump off", "barking up the wrong tree" ALL BEAUTIFUL :D
JaviChes
"Mah twig."
largebeta
THAT SUPRISE ENDING
octikitten
Anyone else think of Lusitania from the Enderverse?
aaronsgirl
Yes!
Animignis
Seriously though, is he actually dead?? @_@
SomethingReallyAmusing
January Death Count +1
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Everywhere I read online says he is fine, minimal injuries.
1poundforanargument
He's fine http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620588/Man-chops-tree-branch-goes-FLYING-takes-act-revenge.html
Kettles
People need to learn to disregard their shock in situations like that and keep the damn camera steady so we can enjoy the moment!!
DezTurkish
Looks like he threw the chainsaw or it fell away, so he could have just been hurt by the fall.
Snooj
There's another fairly large log on the ground. Hopefully he didn't land on it.
ImgurMontoya
Well either way, the chainsaw would stop chain-sawing the moment he let go of the handle on top. Unless it's old, then I don't know.
therealgiraffe
Pretty nasty fall, though.
RupertG
Yup that would hurt pretty bad.
ObviousCaptain
And a massive log hitting him.
Splandido
If you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ObviousCaptain
No I don't, could you explain in further detail?
ReXalted
Yeah he dead
romans8
Would a fall like that really kill someone?
Redlinefox
Fall standing up, smack your head the right way and you have a one way trip to 6 feet under. Shit can happen.
GenStrike
Would? No. Could? Yes.
aH3RDofTURTL3S
depending on how you land yes. The chainsaw could also injure him
Savagesquelsch
Bro, that's at least 15 feet up. A branch is dragging him all the way down. I'm surprised if he's not dead.
MrBananaBeak
Odds are he lived but broke a bunch of shit.
ThisIsMyGameFace
I feel out of a third story window once. I got up and walked away. People are sturdier than you believe.
SirJimmothy
THIS is why you always tie off or be sure you know 100% where it's going to fall
TyberosTheRedWake
Well everyone is saying he's fine so I guess he's just damn lucky. The branch would be more dangerous than the chainsaw though, excluding 1/
TyberosTheRedWake
Chance to build up some momentum, it could have easily had enough force to break bones or slam him into the ground hard enough to kill him 3
TyberosTheRedWake
The slim chance of being impaled. I'm guessing that limb weighs upwards of 250-300 lbs, and if it had hit him a second later getting the 2/
PyreofStyx
Subtle 2001 a space odyssey reference +1
PsuPepperoni
Such a subtle direct quote of the most famous line in the movie
bigbowliofravioli
I see you, HAL-9000 reference.
untraceabledildo
Thought the exact same thing!
BorderlineBoozehound
I thought it'd be a HAL-9000 BTG.
CodeE42
This post has it all.
Jamblesquack
How bout dat nod towards the Giving Tree?
NinjaSushi2
Which part?
Jamblesquack
Yeah, sorry, I'm not like my cousin, I'm not into giving.
linkin91
#8
NinjaSushi2
Thanks. Never read the book or at least I don't remember it.
Bem1393
I need help here. Where
untraceabledildo
"I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that" #6
Pornegranate
I was born on the same day HAL-9000 became operational. We turned 23 last Monday.
StillChasingFireflies
The use of "we" made it kinda creepy.. Like you and HAL have a plot.
RedHatNic
Me too!!
Pornegranate
Non-broken (hopefully) link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8N72t7aScY&feature=youtu.be&t=3m5s
VrryBurntpork
Wait... Well, I learned/realized something about myself today. Hi birthday buddy!
Pornegranate
Source: http://youtu.be/c8N72t7aScY?t=3m5s
VrryBurntpork
Broken
Pornegranate
It seems to work if opened in a new tab.
VrryBurntpork
Ah. Thanks birthday buddy! Maybe one of us actually is HAL...
IdeletedmyoldaccountandIneedanewonetoupvotethings
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBhFo6WrbmM
cavingismyhobby
The original video has her screaming 911 or NAAWWW a second time with a heavy accent and the she runs in the house. that one is better IMO.
BrotaroCoolbro
Call me a sadist, but I really really want to see him hit the ground. I don't want him to be hurt, I just want to see it.
Dooood
I've always wanted to see the sauce for that, thx.
Blodhgarm
You're doing god's work
SikkVikk
911 or no?
maklom
*nah
ObviousCaptain
not*
CaptainToast
nah
ObviousCaptain
Is that any way to speak to a higher up? captain TOAST.
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
I didn't realize that this was a btg until the end. Laughed too hard.
howaboutthisonethen
Some of these BTGs are just mass produced with the same art style, which makes them kinda boring. This one's not
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
I honestly thought this was a reference to the giving tree book
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
There is an allusion to it. ...so I guess it's related...
blitherypoop
I knew it was and just scrolled down.
Endante
Congratulations.
xenoplus
Usually you find out that it is a big at the end
xenoplus
Btg
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
No, I usually find out when I measure it.
xenoplus
You win this round due to my autocorrect
themidget90
What's a btg
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
behind the gif
turkeydonkey
Battletoads gif
Stilson
Yours is the best one
kurtrussellsmullet
Behind the gif.
DinosaurJessica
It means "be right back".
eliugra
Mom: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Me: I don't know, love you, talk to you later. Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Bob-tailed Bitch
RocksWorld
Um.. btb?
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
shit I fucked it up
Collaborativelmgur
I almost tagged it but it's better without. :)
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
Meh, I don't read the tags first anyways...
Collaborativelmgur
Don't they come up as you mouseover in gallery view? I'm confined to mobile right now, so I can't check.
TheVenocWarlord
The first one listed comes up when you mouseover in gallery view.
Collaborativelmgur
Ah, cheers. Thought at least one did.
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
I don't view by the gallery. I just go through it with the --> key.
Collaborativelmgur
Same... but you need to start somewhere.