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It's my birthday -- gimme points, you filthy bastards.
Feb 22, 2017 2:58 AM
AtlanticPENUMBRA
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It's my birthday -- gimme points, you filthy bastards.
troy11998822
"Are there any Liberal arts majors here" - are you fucking serious? DOES ANYONE ON HERE BREATHE AIR? ANYONE?
crashmcleroy
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
Take your upvote and get out of my sight
Dbonker
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS
AlwaysBeenWeird
Happy Birthday, +1.
sirprize
Happy birthday
ulnek
Hades hades bophades. Bonanafana fophades. Fee fi mo mades
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
only because it's your birthday.
darkpolaris
Ah yes, cousin of Cedes
MrRayious
Nope, Not even Once
ChocolateWilly
Looks like Voldemort to me.
shawnemack
choloeseguay
So every dude's weakness?
wingod
AtlanticPENUMBRA
GOT EEM!
EeyoreOnMonday
Happy birthday faggot.
Ceracuse
Now take bophades upvotes you ass +2
CUNTDESTROY3R
technobass
Tezich
Have you ever heard the tragedy of bothades? I thought not
mfgcolour
this was how I expected this post to go
HazeRiot
It's not something they would teach in liberal arts school
neomaddog
to create...memes (2/2)
astrangehop
Goddamn it was he actually "Bothades the wise"?
neomaddog
It's a Greek legend. Bothades was the dark warrior of the Greeks who was so powerful and so wise he could influence the Greek pantheon 1/2
livinglife9009
Yea take bophades upvotes I'm giving ya..... OH WAIT!
accordingtotheDM
+2 on your next religion or history (Greek) check
Youmustconstructadditionalpylonss
I feel like a fool.
uhrwerk
Bophades' upvotes!
BrassBallsBenLondon
abonetwo
Can someone explain for a foreigner?
rudejohn
Dr. Dre had an album with a "Deez Nuts" joke in 1992. This is a new take on that old joke. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/deez-nuts
Fishworshipper
I think the primary joke is that his name forms a pun when combined with his weakness. Bophades' Nuts. Both-of-these nuts.
abonetwo
Thanks buddy
astrangehop
A man like the Greek hero achilles, except his one weak point wasn't his heel it was his sexual organs. We find this funny.
Fishworshipper
I think the primary joke is that his name forms a pun when combined with his weakness. Bophades' Nuts. Both-a-deez nuts.
Sirtopumhat
I wanna dip my balls in it !
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BallsToYouMyGoodSir
Balls my good sir, you have earned them
WEAREGRID
Boffa dees nuts? Is that the joke?
dauntlessds
You must have missed the funeral ...
upvotehypnotoad
My friend thanks you because he's an uneducated fuck and didnt' get it
dresner
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NNNNNNNYUTZ
mytruepersonality
thanks. i was wondering how "bop hades nuts" meant something. i thought hades like peanuts or someting
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Would you like 2 CDs?
LoveYourBodyLarry
Ah man. You earned the upvotes on both the comment and post. Brilliant.
captainclutch
2 CDs of what?
AtlanticPENUMBRA
TO CEE DEEZ NUTZ?
wackywoohoopizzaman
YOU FUCKER
Nobahdi
Your puns. Very nice.
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
captainclutch
GOT MEE
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
OPGotDatSack
I almost yelled worldstar and woke up the neighbours
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
STAR MEGASTAR
AtlanticPENUMBRA
My neighbors do this all the time, and I ain't even mad
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Step 2, for those who don't get it yet; boffa = both of (these nuts).
anygirlx
Where is @ImExplainingTheJoke when you need him?
thisisthefirstoneitried
DEEZ NUTZ
Ghostduckie
Huh. I was saying it, Bow fay dees.
icer22x
Me too.
WEAREGRID
Well considering its not an actual Greek word I have no idea how to actually pronounce it l
chilansl
More correct but less funny. :)
hispanicyankee
Same, I never got the joke...
angelsichor
I'm more concerned about the fact that by that comparison he must have been dangled by his tiny infant ball bag while he was dunked in Styx
StupidAnswer
I'm pretty sure achellies wasn't dunked by his foot but a leaf had landed on it and that's why he had the weakspot
JesseIMcLennan
this comment is why I upvoted this post
angelsichor
You just made my evening!
mellino19
holy shit, you win today
angelsichor
Believe me the, fake Internet points have bought me enough champagne to really celebrate this win
Nalvor
With the mythology does that sounds so fake?
ILikeToCheckUsernames
Also, his hat is of questionable design
GODofHUNGER
You're on to something here. And wtf. I'd rather have just my nuts dunked
HappyJello
Imagine having invincible balls. Balls of steel.
idieeverytime
Now there's an idea.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
AltairWasTheBestAssassin
I read that as "ball gag" and was like: "hm... i never thought about it like that"
theloneponderer
They could be my ball gags any day
RondomGuy
I just imagine him being tied to the of a fishing rod
rufisium1
I am so lost. Can somebody educate me? I know the whole ordeal with the heel, but what about the River Styx? What does that have to do with?
Salvator
Achilles was made invincible by being dunked in the Styx, except he was held by his heel when he was dipped. Thus giving him a weak spot.
angelsichor
The waters of styx is what grants invulnerability to the flesh it touches, and a chilled mom held him by the heel when she dunked him.
rufisium1
Thank you for your knowledge
angelsichor
Achilles not a chilled, lol
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
He had to get a tough guy somehow
SendBewbsnLewds
I Still dont understand why they don't double dip to get the weak area.
angelsichor
Don't quote me but I think that makes you die, something to do with the invulnerability being akin to death.
Ulthirm
Naw I'm sure there was an alternative method.. After all there always is
Justanothersubguy
Seems like a good place to have a weakness. Also, question - if my hand is my styx vulnerable spot, and i cut it off, am i invincible?
astrangehop
Any place you could cut is vulnerable and you would bleed out, I'm guessing
HungryPumpkn
Cutting it off would kill you though. Anything that hits there would be like hitting your whole body with the same force.
Synai
I think all your vulnerability gets packed there. Why would anyone die from an arrow to the heel?
UndercoverDuck15
Because it was poisoned.
UndercoverDuck15
At least I think that's why, it has been a while since I read it.
Sh4dowWalker96
Pretty sure it was indeed a poisoned arrow.
forsale90
I never understood that. Why not dip in twice, so everything is covered?
Fishworshipper
I'm pretty sure you don't do that because that just straight kills you.
nickc200
Why not dip them in the river twice, therefore covering their whole body
chinabluebyou
Nobody like someone who double dips, its just good etiquette not too.
DaMinah1337
Shut up nerd don't let them hear and go on a rampage
peristomium
Would YOU like someone dunking their balls in your Styx?
presidentjoebiden
I mean, if that's the price of immortality...
LordCongra
Not exactly a solid source of reference, but in the Percy Jackson books, when he goes into the River Styx, he has to choose an "anchor" 1/2
LordCongra
to keep him tied to the world so he doesn't just wash away completely. Thus creating his weak spot.
fistermatic5000
"Just tie me here by my balls."
nickc200
Shiiiiiit I loved those books and I didn't remember that. He chose the small of his back right? Or was it Luke that did that?
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Like chose a limb I believe Percy chose the small of his back