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Know the Demon you intend to summon. This website lists the attributes and available knowledge about different Demons. Angelfire.com All of the Goetic Demons are human friendly.
It is important to have a specific purpose; know exactly *why* you are summoning a particular Demon.
When we ask assistance from a Demon, it is only proper to offer something in return. Be prepared to give something in return. This is something both you and the Demon should agree upon. Remember, the Elder Gods value one’s word, honesty, integrity and one’s honor as the utmost importance. NEVER agree to anything you know you cannot follow through on. Giving something often involves fighting against the enemy in some way.
One of the most important steps in the summoning of a Demon you are not yet familiar with, is to go through Satan.
The reasons for this are serious. Not all Demons are friendly to humans, nor are all Demons of Satan. Satan has authority over all of the Goetic Demons. Most Demons are friendly when treated with respect and interactions result in a positive experience.
Copy, print out or draw the sigil of the Demon you wish to summon on clean paper. It is important that you be left alone and not disturbed in any way. Close your eyes and visualize the sigil in your mind as best you can. It is ok to open them and look at the sigil again [as many times as needed] to get a clearer image. While visualizing, recite, or chant the name of the Demon repeatedly either in your mind or aloud.
Recite the following prayer:
Lord Satan, by your grace, grant me, I pray thee the power to conceive in my mind and to execute that which I desire to do, the end which I would attain by thy help, O Mighty Satan, the one True God who livest and reignest forever and ever. I entreat thee to inspire [name of Demon] to manifest before me that he/she may give me true and faithful answer, so that I may accomplish my desired end, provided that it is proper to his/her office. This I respectfully and humbly ask in Your Name, Lord Satan, may you deem me worthy, Father.
The Demon can manifest in different ways.
Through a mirror as in "scrying." You will see the Demon in the mirror.
Through the smoke of the incense
The Demon appears directly, when one is sensitive enough and in a deep meditative state.
Prepare your area. Your first summoning rituals should be performed at night. The reasons for this are the energies are different at night from those during the day and it is easier to be alone and free from distractions. When one has established relationships with certain Demons, it is no longer necessary to perform a formal summoning ritual. The Demon can appear to us night or day and all we need do is concentrate to contact them telepathy. This is done by visualizing the Demon [if you can] and/or focusing upon him/her and calling his/her name in your mind.
You will need:
A quiet place where you will not be disturbed.
Quality incense with a pleasing fragrance. I strongly recommend when working with any new incense to try it out before the actual ritual or summoning as cheap stinking incense is insulting to the spirits and can be embarrassing in any ritual. See INCENSE
One or more black, blue, or red candles. Black is choice, but red and blue are ok for a substitute if you cannot obtain black. Also, if available, the candle color of the specific Demon you wish to summon. [These are listed on this website].
Your paper containing the Demon’s sigil.
When finished with the sigil, find a safe place to store it, preferably in your own black book or journal. ALWAYS treat this paper/sigil with extreme respect and NEVER burn it! The sigil can be reused.
There is no need for a nine-foot circle or triangle. Demons *hate* circles and there is no need for a “license to depart” as both are offensive and insulting. Treat the Demons with respect and in turn, you will receive the same.
After the petition to Satan, you should feel his positive energy. This is a good sign and a go-ahead. If for some reason the Demon doesn’t answer, try another time. Many times the Demon does appear, but those who are new to summoning are not psychically open enough or experienced to sense him/her. Most people have had to perform the summoning ritual more than once for the Demon to manifest.
Often, the Demon does answer, but many are not aware. Look for positive coincidences and things out of the ordinary. Awareness here is everything.
Always offer a token of appreciation and gratitude in return for his/her services. Some ideas are publicity for the Demon, working against the enemy, working to advance Satanism or any service that you both can agree upon.
Tamzzzzzz
Or just call the Winchesters
Numbaz878
TIL Satan is the middleman
ontimegreg
PleaseSendMePizzaRolls
Dear Satan, (see username).
FoxyEllie
I was going to say that I'd summon a succubus and my end of the bargain would be to give her an orgasm, but then I remembered the part (1)
FoxyEllie
about "don't offer something you can't follow through on". (2/2)
Provos
I keep getting told Hillary is already on this plane.
derwulf
And they don't want her back?
YouSuckHahaImJustKiddingYoureAlright
Fucking. Brutal.
brasky456
Seen way too many episodes of "A Haunting" to fall for this shit right here.
IAMTHECZAR
Effin love that show.
DarthT15
Same here.
MrSlushie
2hip2be2
PleaseSendMePizzaRolls
YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
Andalite
The title could've been "how to waste your time and convince people your schizophrenic" and accomplished the same thing
Andalite
*you're
JesusCrossProduct
"how to waste you're time and convince people your schizophrenic"
ditto12g
"How to waste you are time..."?
ditto12g
Nevermind, just saw the second your. You ARE correct!
CthulhuSaidGoFuckYourself
Nah the title would have been spelled wrong, so the first version is correct.
LaurenBlackFox
are we all just going to ignore the fact that angelfire.com is an old 90's free website building site?
robbieg88
Anybody else stop reading the prayer after a couple words?? Lol
Tirefire45
Read through it, won't say a name of a demon though. Found out that the WOW boss murmur is a demon name. Only said that 1000 times over vent
superbadonkey
Skipped through that one, Gotta save it til the time is right.
IAMTHECZAR
Yep, that was a super nope.
moe51988
Brb, going to offer my soul in return for magic guitar pick.
Sashady
But first you have to play the best song in the world, or he'll eat your soul
TheDreaded1
Pfft. We got this...
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BeepboopSimpSoup
Today on stuff you didn't know you wanted to know
GatoSupreme
This makes me uncomfortable
deathstat
Lol @ "human-friendly"
MariusVentus
TheDreaded1
Strip away the mystical. What if demons, angels, gods, etc. are just ancient extradimensionals whose tech is so complex it seems magical?
Desmosedici
Science!
CthulhuSaidGoFuckYourself
Freaky demons always thinking they stand a chance against iur godly science.
StonesOnTheHill
Instructions unclear. Summoned my cat. Cat ignored me.
VainyBangStick
Imgur: the place where one post shows you how to meditate and another shows you how to summon a demon. God I love this site.
MOTHERFUCKINGDIONYSUS
the first would help with the second
VainyBangStick
I'd hope so. Also best not to confuse the two.
Lenincius
Um... Hi there Mr. Demon sir... I Uh... This might be an odd request but... Can I borrow Tree Fiddy?
IllogicalPine
"Goddamn ever since that fucking post hit Imgur all we get are goddamn locnhess monstas"
jigglinbillies
So basically, if you believe hard enough, youll imagine a denon for a few seconds
hadtochangeitcosdavefoundme
"Look for positive coincidences" lol
The1579
TIL that demons hate circles, yet all the sigils contain circles.
MOTHERFUCKINGDIONYSUS
They are trapped by circles or some shit and apparently satan cant see inside a complete circle. he needs corners for his darkness to be
Bellringer26
Yea, sure thing buddy...
Fejerro
I asked the demon what he wanted to show my appreciation. He said he needed about tree fiddy.
AnEightStoryTallCrustaceanFromTheProtozoicEra
I gave him a dollar.
WhereIsTheLoathe
Now he knows we got money!
Dorsk84
I went to the end of the post looking for this..found it in the comments. This site never let's me down...yes it does...all the time!
Erik604
Isn't summoning a demon bad, like can't some stuff follow regardless of the terms? Not trying to be a smart ass or anything.
ShamnusMcfee
It's only bad if you don't want the smell incense to stick around because fucking obviously nothing will happen
MindlessChaos
Yes... Also imagine situations like FMA where everything has high costs. Except you dont get anything as cool as Alchemy, you just get shit.
hadtochangeitcosdavefoundme
None of it is real
Erik604
From what I understand even communicating with one can be bad mojo.
MindlessChaos
Well, you are basically inviting them into your life... There is a reason for "Don't give the devil a foothold" same principle applies.
username063
As someone who used to regularly play with a Ouija board, I wouldn't recommend it.
Erik604
Yea that was something I always wanted as a kid. I found out later on they're not toys.
username063
Nope. I was naive and the person who introduced me to it said that if you only asked to talk to your "spirit guide" then nothing could 1/2
username063
2/2 go wrong...She was definitely incorrect in that assumption.
MeowChikaWowWow
Okay, so what happened? Gotta know.
Erik604
Like the other 2 I'm interested in what happened but if you don't want to talk about it, it's cool.
BritishBatman
demons don't have to do anything until they complete a contract, so until then, you're on the radar of being killed for fun.
Erik604
Well I was a US Army MP and trying to be a cop in the US so it's not like I'm not already dealing with that lol.
Boofernut
Supernatural isn't real
BritishBatman
alright then, hypothetically you're fucked until the contract is made.
howaboutthisonethen
Fictionally, you're fucked... ***
Boofernut
You're fucked either way. Demons hate human kind. They will not help you in any way whether you have a "contract" or not.
BritishBatman
nah, nah, demon contracts are sacred, magically binding too, they can't break them, but you gotta be real specific, like with genies.
BlueLanternBraxx
Instructions unclear, accidentally lost an arm and a leg and my brother's body.
NerdiMeli
Goddammit Edward.
DrPepperWho
I fucking love you for this comment.
BlueLanternBraxx
I love your username. And we both posted the same SpongeBob meme on the 29th.
DrPepperWho
BFF's
Bellringer26
TheDreaded1
See, you went full metal. You never go full metal.
C0mtraya
Yeah, please update your instructions. This is what happened when I tried it:
littlemorte
Harza
Blizzarro
Instructions unclear. Summoned a can of Pringles.
ProjectSatan
oh shit. get me those instructions man
Chrichelle
I tried too, I got halfway through, and saw blood written on the wall: "oh my god, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND UGH..."
TommyWa
I actually chuckled at this...
jorshdan
I mean it could be worse.
Marty315
So THAT'S where my Pringles went...
harpoonyourboyfriend
FishLords
Try again. You need a demon with really small hands now.
Pwnage1337
I think you ment to summon that... That's what I was shooting for but I got some succubus who just wants sex all the time
MemeStealingSkeleton
I hate when that happens!
HorseBot3000
Wanna switch?
IllogicalPine
Well with a little elbow grease, you can turn that can of pringles into quite the sex-toy ;)
RawSuger
or vote clinton
Sashady
If you need a higher level demon, vote trump, he'll bring the end of days
Sashady
If you need a higher level demon, vote trump, he'll bring the end of days
RawSuger
i feel like a trump presidency is more likely to call upon a nuclear holocaust than a demon;)