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May 3, 2016 2:40 PM
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alchemist23
Neat
TheSacrificialButter
IMPERATOR VULT
UnrealEstates
Eldar Pilot: Douche Imp player took two Knights to a No-Comp event... Marking him down for Sports and sulking now.
zinkuta41
0 BREAKS ON THE HYPE TRAIN!
JustHereForFappingAndStuff
The content that I'm here for
Merphiss
I just had an orgasm
BribeGuntails
I FINK WE'Z IN DA RIGH' PLACE, POSH HUMIE!
sk8rtank
War hammer :D
Alexpander4
Knight Titan oyus oyus
warblunder
Mother Fucking Imperial Knights.
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
Fucking yes. I got more pumped from this then I did from the pre-workout
jas2davir
the trailer is so dick hardening.
ordohereticusinquisitor
Citizen it would appear you're using doctored footage an Imperial Knight is far too sturdy to be cleaved like that, consider this a warning.
Deadmetal42
Please be a good game, please be a god game, please good be a good game. If Knights and Revenants are playable I'd think I'd explode.
Paladinsabre
SwarmLord
The developers knew perfectly how much the fandom wants this game, and they performed marvelously.
TywinStannister
Ffffaaaakkk yyyeeeeesssss!!!!!
sgtcheesytits
dis is aesthetically pleeeeeasing
Pycnonemosaurus
TechPriest97
It's been nearly 5 years, finally, relic you beautiful peace of THQ
Lockerd
More like 7 years, I think that's when dow2 was released. Retribution was 5 years, but not part of the numerical sequence
Draken04
Bro, language
Aja1732
Only in death does duty end. - Space Marine, probably
Esox202
Even in death i still serve ! -Dreadnought, Dawn of War
AkLonewolf
I live again! -Dreadnought for sure
GuyFrom2070
"It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself." -Warhammer 40K Dawn of War: Imperium thought for the day
jresit86
can never get enough warhammer art
CoffeeyCore
Warhammer art? Boy, you're gonna get an entire game of massacre and purging!
jresit86
What is this from? I thought the new Warhammer games haven't come out yet?
CoffeeyCore
Well, it hasn't. It's the Dawn of War 3 Announcement Trailer, son!
pomax
Still no Tyranids.
jesusisherelookbusy
StreetfighterXD
Huh. Always thought Horus was rocking the power claws, not his dad. The Emperor strikes me as a powerfist kind of bloke
Morec
SPESS MAHREENS!
SomeKindOfComedian
METAL BAWKSES!
SirtyStan
IT IS THE BAAAAAAANEBLAAAAADE
Wiggychiggy
STHEEL RHEIN!
SingleFlamingle
FOR THE EMPRAH
Sora9567
SIIIIIIIINDRIIIIIIII
maliciousGman
CasualFridayHandjob
My roommate always heard the Orcs yell "Space Marines" when I played it and he would say "SPICE MARINES!" And... it can't be unheard.
chroniclunacy
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/33856341.jpg
taratine
source?
whyiseverythingupsidedown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw - Dawn of War III trailer
taratine
damn they make the space marien seem weak and stupid in this trailer
SwarmLord
They do that in almost every trailer involving space marines.
CoffeeyCore
That would be the point tbh. Everything is bleak, hopeless and without faith. Human life is nothing, compared to other races.
SwarmLord
But astartes are superhuman. They should do heroic, epic things, not just die. They were designed to be supersoldiers, not supervictims.
VoPo
They are. Necrons for life (and undeath).
Octonite
Can we get a sauce?
whyiseverythingupsidedown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw - Dawn of War III trailer
dwude
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iPretend
I feel like the humans get fucked so hard in this trailer.
VeggieWombat
So, business as usual ?
Beepity
Humans are easily replaceable. The real tragedy is that a Knight was destroyed.
iPretend
Let's pretend for a minute that I don't know shit.
Beepity
Difficult due to the aforementioned loss of technology, but at least more of them *can* be made. The walkers, Knights, essentially can't.4/4
SwarmLord
Knights can be still produced too, Imperium isn't handicapped :p
Igncom1
Big human mech's are expensive. Human lives are a dime a battalion.
Beepity
Is worshipped, Ave Deus Mechanicus -
The humans were genetically-engineered soldiers, each of whom could 2/n
Beepity
Warhammer 40k. Humanity's had a *bad* 15,000 years, briefly resurging 10k years ago only to be cast further down. By some, technology 1/n
Beepity
Also the baseline human forces die by the bushel.
Beepity
Easily outperform entire companies of baseline humans are essentially walking tanks, and Shall Know No Fear. Producing one is incredibly 3/n
whyiseverythingupsidedown
Source - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw - Dawn of War III trailer
Davidnfilms
Ohhhhhhh shiiiititttttttt.... :)
Unit3420
whyiseverythingupsidedown
A secondment with the Deathwatch will suffice.
transord
Thanks for sharing the source. Not sure I'll play, but this makes me want a Mechwarrior style game based on 40k.
avorius
Dawn of war 3? When did this happeb!?
SwarmLord
It happened at third May, 17:00.
CowriderAlpha
Today was the anouncment with a trailer
Bipandazomg
OHMYGOD
marksman48
*fangirling*
EdgeGod
Knew it was warhammer.
StopLookingAtMyName
I'm not usually an RTS kinda guy but.... well... I can't exactly allow the xenos scum to threaten the Imperium, can I?
varsil
I'm not usually a Warhammer guy, but the Dawn of War games were pretty solid gameplay.
ErdogantheFalafelMan
DoW 2 with the squad tactics gameplay and the freaking Terminator Armors towards the end was freakin epic. DoW 1 as well, but not as much.
Etienneee
Dawn of war II was shit, I hope they get back to the original formula.
avorius
Iirc they intend to go back to base building ganeplay
Nurglenurgle
As I said to a friend of mine; "my dick can get only so hard."
derwulf
I... need to change my pants.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
is it still warhammer 40k? only kinda looks like it but maybe I'm not current with 40k.
Sendmepuppies
The walkers are a new big deal, but yes
AkLonewolf
Yeah those are just Titans.
NexiKuro
Nah, they're wraith knights and imperial knights, which are like miniature titans that GW is pushing because they're OP in the tabletop.
AkLonewolf
oh...
NexiKuro
Yeah, I got exited for a bit there too... That and GW blocking mods from the total war game has made me doubt the future of Warhammer RTS's.
causality
The complete hopelessness and lack of plot progress keeps me from sustaining interest in 40K.
SwarmLord
Warhammer 40k is a setting. It has an established history and that's all. If the "plot" progressed, many people would be furious.
varsil
Yeah. Also, the theme includes "everyone is an unlikable asshole". I find it hard to relate to the fascist religious zeal and so forth.
ThaiMaiShu
It really is a shame the plot isn't better, because the games are really enjoyable
causality
The lore is incredible and I can read it for hours, but it's hard to actually care when everything has happened but nothing HAPPENS.
SwarmLord
I'm not sure if that eventual progress would be good. Look at what happened to the Age of Sigmar.
CoffeeyCore
Age of Smegmar* But correct me if I'm wrong, but The Beast Arises takes place in current 40K setting, and advances plot, no?
AkLonewolf
There is plot. Emperor tried to block the warp. He failed. Humanity is losing to the warp. Long term (1mil years) predicts eventual fall 1/2
AkLonewolf
there is a proficy for the emperor to leave his mortal vessel and pull together in the warp to be reborn into a body to save humanity.
causality
Lore isn't the same as plot. It has to move forward. Things have to change. The universe and its creators are stuck in a rut.
AkLonewolf
thats true
causality
Which is a shame because the lore is incredible. Problem is, progressing the plot could hurt sales of the tabletop game, which relies
causality
on every race being at each other's throats for all eternity with no end and no changes.
causality
I'd rather read about Eldar-Terran relations during the Age of Technology than yet another novel about valiantly purging heresy.