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Let's do this.
Just the tip.
This was honestly the worst bite. It was the stem with very little fruit in. It's the bitterest, most fibrous thing I've ever had the displeasure of chewing.
First bite done!
And now for the second.
Not fun either...
"I have too eat this whole damn thing, don't I"
Bring it!
Ah yeah, big chunk! I ain't afraid of NOTHIN'!
MISTAKE
Actually almost puked right here.
Downed it!
I am having the time of my life, can you tell?
This your fault.
The things I do for you.
Okay, small slice, feeling a bit nauseous...
Que Delicioso!
BARBARIAN STYLE
I'd like to dedicate this picture to @sandwichmunchies, my first doubter. (I know I said it'd be a .gif, but it just took too long)
Enthusiasm gone.
"Hey, couldn't be worse than the last bite, right?"
Almost done with you, you little yellow piece of crap.
"YOU'RE NEXT"
LAST BITE!
Oh this was a bad bite too. Not quite as bad as the first one, but still...
"Oh god, I might puke"
Swallow! All of it!
Done.
That face when you eat a banana with the peel on to keep a promise to a bunch of strangers on the internet. FML.
IDontRememberScramblingEggs
Initially skipped because pics weren't loading, came back after I saw thumbnail of an adorable man
IStillHateMichaelCera
The only reason you get this upvote is because you did deliver. And you honest to god look in agony.
holdmecloselobster
"swallow, you whore" +1
HellomynameisAlex
At least we know exactly how much you ate
TheUserCommonlyKnownAsJackFrost
I'm gonna let you in on a secret OP...I eat apple cores.
Jarkeler
http://t.qkme.me/3ov3ip.jpg
abanana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bvNVx1NqM
Relsus
"Your produce alone has been worth the trip."
captain5
Dude get ready the panties are flying your way!
OccamsBallRazor
In about 24 hours:
co8alt8itches
did you wash it first OP?
attractivenuisances
That's what she said.
daguq
Swallow, you whore ... ha ha ha - you love it, really.
lilwills51
I really want to believe you actually ate it and didn't just spit it out between photos.
HowUnfortunate
BaconBitzKB
It's fake.
LukeIsMadeOfAwesome
I ate an orange with the skin on once. DON'T DO IT.
konfetti
I'm not even that impressed you ate the peel. the real deal here is that you frickin ate that nasty end thingy.
BaconBitzKB
Bananus*
Jajiscar
AHhh yes, Satan's Anus. Gross. http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/a1/1b/2a/a11b2aaeeeed2adc7f6f2c7de5df4f9d.jpg
thegrungeymarthastewart
Cute OP is cute.
TryingToThinkOfUsernamesIsHard
Does anyone see these picture series and think... "This would have been really easy to fake... I think this is fake."
RodolfoBelehGarciaHerrera
i do think its fake
BaconBitzKB
It's fake.
HowUnfortunate
I know what you mean, I I know it doesn't mean much coming from me, but it's real.
HowUnfortunate
I tried to stick the peels out of my mouth as much as possible (without it being absolutely disgusting) so people could see.
TryingToThinkOfUsernamesIsHard
I'm not talking about you in particular, just posts of this variety. But seriously, my hat off to you. I'm impressed.
ISarabi
Gifs would probably have helped a lot. This is one of the few albums that would have been better, not worse, as a gifset (in my opinion).
ConfessorOfTruth
I want to sit on your face
smeegasaurusrex
Nope nevermind, he's 17
zombillek
AMEN
imredheaded
If a girl said this to me IRL, instant boner.
BaconBitzKB
Saying "OP is cute"s annoying enough. But shit like this is pathetic. Get some dignity. If a guy said something like this it'd be negative.
ConfessorOfTruth
Hey....know what? I don't care!!!
BabyD
oh god, you at the anus of the banana. The bananus.
BaconBitzKB
Bananus.
TheKatsMeooow
"swallow, you whore." +1
Kinggggggg
An op that delivers! what a time to be alive!
BaconBitzKB
No, he didn't. He promised a gif. He didn't deliver so he could just spit out the peels between frames. Anyone can lightly chew on peels.
rainbownarwhal
I know! It is such a rare occurence!
bigtuna1125
I've got a banana you can eat with the peel off... if you're into that sort of thing
Shirlox
Well he's stated he's 17, so if your state laws allow it...
MyKnittah
Oh god... Now I feel creepy.
lindseymerica
Omg 17? I'm going to jail
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
17 huh? He's 17. He looks more adult and has more facial hair than I do and I'm just about 20.
Shirlox
Yeah I did not think 17 either.
HowUnfortunate
Believe me, I get a lot of shit for it in school too (on the plus side I rarely get carded)
LAGERO
Gay.
MrBurd
I remember when I saw your post in user sub with the OP at 20 points... It's been a long trip, and a good one. Props for actually doing it.
HowUnfortunate
Thanks man.
whutserface
So…can we have the link to the original post that prompted the photo evidence of this fibrous repast? Please?
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whutserface
Thank you and good job!
ittybittywitty
I hope you don't die, OP.
HowUnfortunate
Fingers crossed
ittybittywitty
So, are you still alive?
CommonWhiteGirl
GUYS HE'S ONLY 17.
attractivenuisances
Damn it!!
TheRobotWhoCriedHuman
Fuck me... no homo! He's 17 and looks older than me. I'm almost 25 and people always think I'm 14. :(
clovebird
fuckfuckfuck
kalexamitchell
I feels like a pedophile.. >.<
GoogleFucker
.... How Unfortunate...
HowUnfortunate
I second this.
IAmAladeen
Your username is relevant to the situation.
GlassPhysics
I'm 17 ;)
kalexamitchell
Shit.. I'm 24.. I feel like such a pedophile now.. Fuck.. FML
Moriarty
You make me sad. But with your face and determined personality (in spite of your somewhat defeatist username) you will go far.
smeegasaurusrex
NEVERMIND THEN.
Thor561
You... you could have just faked it, and no one would have ever known the difference.
TuMadre
yeah I wonder why there's no video of it.
BaconBitzKB
He's more concerned with making faces than he is with proving a point and going through with his promise(which was a gif, NOT images).
HowUnfortunate
I would've known the difference.
mynameisfez
can I like put you on my shelf and just look at you
SoaringSeahawk
An honest man! XD
BaconBitzKB
On top of the fact that this may have been premeditated justification for karma/attention whoring. Why would you make a promise on the (1/?)
BaconBitzKB
success of something in user sub when it's already been on the front page before? He just wanted a reason to post something that's (2/?)
BaconBitzKB
either just fake, or from a previous bet and he's trying to get more mileage out of it. There's literally no reason not to make gifs (3/3)
zpjon
Maybe he did
BaconBitzKB
Exactly. There's no reason why he couldn't make multiple gifs or do a few pics and link to a video. Kinda smells like lying karma whore.
MaxCafe
HowUnfortunate
And I promise, I ate the whole damn thing.
BaconBitzKB
IWantASheepThereforeIExist
I'm sorry you had to do this, but I can't say I'm not entertained.
missersupermannohome
I'm not sorry at all. Gj, OP.
SparklingCockWaffle
Must of sucked. I can't even eat the last bite of the banana because it has that little butthole on it that grosses me out
NatiLite
Who said he had to eat it raw. Fry that shit and then try it
Rivalyn
Did he really "have" to do it? I don't know how it works, but I get the feeling that "OP Delivered" isn't really something you can expect.
HousePIant
I am not amused.
prfesser
Like the amateur version? You'll love the professional one (start at 2:25) http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3969122585/?ref_=tt_ov_vi
stubbornshoes
CURSE YOU AND YOUR DOUBLE NEGATIVES
samco44
plot twist: he didn't actually eat the banana
thisheretexasdude
My exact thoughts. Just pose for camera. Heck I could ...nm not getting tricked into some stupidity over interweb points.
HowUnfortunate
manzanapera
hahahah
HighwayWizard
this comment is what officially sealed the deal for me: OP is a pretty cool guy
YourPainMyGain
OP, the ridiculously photogenic 17 year old
Counterflux
I like you.
EndersShadow
So have you gotten diarrhea yet?
NotACanadian
No. Someone shop his head in.
IWantASheepThereforeIExist
:') simply beautiful
HousePIant
Like you hun.
IWantASheepThereforeIExist
I am a Hun. What does this entail? Do I get to do cool things, like invade China?
SederHishtalshelus
.. Heh
HousePIant
If you wish too. I will join your army.
alybear100
I'm sorry love, but I laughed really hard because you made the cutest faces I've ever seen XD
almondsareimportant
Agreed, OP is cute as hell.
HowUnfortunate
Well, at least you laughed :)
sandwichmunchies
well, I probably just got you laid. So, you're welcome
MaxCafe
http://imgur.com/DYOWhRz
MizuNoMark
your enjoyig every second of this huh
sandwichmunchies
I was...until your destruction of the english language.
MizuNoMark
or just say you're..and be less of a dick?
alybear100
<3
AeroWalrus
http://img.pandawhale.com/79147-mike-tyson-now-kith-meme-Qqfs.jpeg
AstroWolf
That username...are we brothers?
AeroWalrus
Possibly... Perhaps cousins.
alybear100
KITHING
Procrasturbating
Kith scenes are the best. There needs to be an imgur romance movie.
AeroWalrus
A very arouthing activity.
flamingflamingo
"Love".
BattlesTARDIStroyer
Is it weird to call someone that? I call every female that. Oops.
flamingflamingo
The Tenth Doctor is TOTALLY allowed. From human to human it's a bit odd.
alybear100
I was Skyping my boyfriend when I typed that and he's from Liverpool lol
flamingflamingo
I just can't fathom calling someone that in non-condescending seriousness unless I was over 60.
alybear100
Lol well I'm a weird person
ISarabi
I say it sometimes, and I'm not even British (just grew up with British books). The same goes for "hon", but less often.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Oh so this is the guy you were talking to me about eh? Well, I can see why you like him. :D
alybear100
No lmao
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I'm confused.
IWantASheepThereforeIExist
Hi confused, I'm dad! :D
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
*smacks* I like you.
DerpyDavid
Calling @sandwichmunchies, This man just took a banana for you. You better at least buy him dinner!
konfetti
how 'bout a nice, fresh banana?
sandwichmunchies
I was promised a gif. You get nothing.
Redwind007
YOU HEARTLESS bastard..... ;) lol
HowManyBoardsWouldTheMongolsHordeIfTheMongolHordesGotBored
Quick someone Gif it!
turtlehunter
You sound like a guy who paid for a $1 blow job and never finished. Did you expect Ramen noodles to taste good the first time you ate them?
sandwichmunchies
You sound like a guy who has the completely wrong idea. I didn't care whether OP posted or not. I never promised anything. Why so sarcastic?
turtlehunter
I'm drunk and saw someone harass you and thought id make a joke and it would get lost in the oblivion. No hard feelings
notoneiota
I just spent entirely too long making this:
...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
sandwichmunchies
only 3 points? dude you deserve more...sadly i dont know how to fix that
sandwichmunchies
do you have any idea how frequently i scream "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?" in my head?...yes. yes i am.
AstroWolf
I'm sorry that I posted mine first. Have a friendly upvote for your efforts.
notoneiota
And one for yours.
oneofakindusername2
GGA
AstroWolf
How about now?
sandwichmunchies
oh i didnt even see you made this first...you didnt entertain me though, notoneiota did.
notoneiota
AhFineWhatever
HE JUST KEEPS EATING THEM
AstroWolf
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
Shots fired.
ChaosDoggy
Your name tho D: