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#1 Partially Set Jello, Me, 2016
After making jello and having no space in the fridge a sad Canadian is forced to put his unset Jello outside in freezing temperatures. This sheer cold creates a granular texture in the Jello. Scholars have debated about the significance of this picture and 5\7 have conclude there is absolutely none.
#2 Large Bottle of White Glue, Me, 2016
This insignificant photo contains half of a stove burner and a large bottle of brand name white glue. It is unknown why the lid is not in the photo but majority of historians agree that it may be a case of anti-lid propaganda created by left wing Liberoservatives.
#3 Apples, Me, 2016
After Student is unable to fit a bed stand in his room he is forced to create a space to hold his phone while asleep. This Costco box turned high tech phone holder is thought to be held together by several drops of superglue and put on the wall by a picture holder.
#4 Where he sat, me, 2016
If you have ever heard of the talented me, you may know of the photo titled: Partially set Jello. This is the spot where the Jello sat outside in a small amount of snow. This site is a place where once a year no one goes on a pilgrimage to see where the Jello sat
#5 Corner of an oil painting, me, 2016
This is a photo of the corner a picture that was painted along to a Bob Ross video. Contrary to popular belief there are no happy trees or majestic mountainsides in the painting at all.
#6 Seeds of the Future, Me, 2016
After many failed attempts at growing chia pets, this unknown artist has began to consume chia seeds to become one with the plant in hopes of growing one some day.
#7 Frozen Water Bottles Beside ice cubes, Me, 2016
After not getting cold weather or snow until November 20th, many Canadians began to panic. In order to remain at the expected winter temperatures People began to resort to using frozen water bottles to cool themselves to near freezing. Even after the first snow people are hesitant to thaw out their water bottles
#8 Ship in a bottle without the ship, Me, 2016
It is well known that university students are often short on cash. In parts of Canada ships in a bottle without the ship have become an affordable way to decorate dorms, and apartment buildings
#9 The eye of Humidor, Me, 2016
Zoologists believe if you look into the sun for too long you may turn into a shitposter. One brave photographer challenged this belief and stared for 12 seconds strait. Although this photo is not of the sun. Scholars believe this humidifier light indicating that it is full may accurately represent what he may have saw before he became a shitposter.
#10 The cost of liberty, me, 2016
The information surrounding this photo is still to fresh in the minds of Canadians, maybe one day I will make a post on it, but for now the picture will have to do.
Thanks for coming on this journey with me. Although it may not be filled with as much detail as the Top 100 Of The Most Influential Photos Of All Time, these photos were harder to get background information on.
somethingunclever
+1 fellow Canadian! Also, now following you (beta thing)
DarkMunkey
Shitpost level legendary, putting that username to good use
Amy3312
This is the kind of shit I like to see. +1 for you!
thegreattasteoflymon
Fucking "Apples", man... that one is like a Magritte without the pathos.
TheBigCheeseBandit
And the crowd goes mild.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
First time I saw that jello setting, I didn't shudder. It was so uninteresting. I knew that this was not an iconic photo. +1
paintingdaisies
You need to clean your drip pans...
RednapxpandeR
We need to have a beer together
GenScuba
In a way this is exotic art. Pure genius.
jeffsoc653
We gotta get this to FP
Pickapair
P00pdalla
https://img.pandawhale.com/post-33265-kenny-bania-thats-gold-gif-Img-8RmF.gif
crash217
forgetfulvegetarian
Time magazine raves it's a visual fingerbang
Thatguythatdidthatthingthatonetime
So deep, so meaningful.
abrock61
Jello has a great influence over me
DrHawkward
You bet your sweet Canadian ass that if I had a museum of modern art, I'd have a whole series ordered.
IEO3
Absolutely inspiring.
Infamouse
Pretty sure that box is held to the wall by the nails you can see not glue.
Steamingunicornpancake
Held to the wall with nails but held together by glue.
PoopfaceMcGlagahan
When a quality shitpost appears
HappyJello
IM RELEVANT!!
Otterhendrix
Weird. I just saw his purple brother sitting outside in the cold. I'll bet some shitposting Canadian did it too.
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
Quality shit post is an oxymoron
Steamingunicornpancake
Wow that is some fully set Jello
Thargoids
bbueller
It'd be nice if you include the links to the other 90 photos
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Holy shit this is so good.
consultingassbutt
Now this is quality content I like to see. Well done.
Hokamania
Your glue photo. Amazing
ImSlipplySlipperyStairs
I swear if you do 9 more of these I'll upvote every single one.
TheRandomDownvoteFairy
What did we do to deserve you
potatoardvarkhybrid
I'm not even bothering to remember where I was when I first saw this post.
ImSlipplySlipperyStairs
I swear if you do 9 more of these I'll upvote every single one.
momette
Marry me, OP.
Caius4
As a Canadian I find these completely unmoving and unrelatable +1
banur
"I hope you are sorry!" - imgur, probably
Caius4
We are born sorry. I felt a massive amount of remorse as soon as I posted it.
evolution4407
"Two shoulder shrugs." - Ebert and Roper.
Steamingunicornpancake
"This has not influenced me in any way" -Susan Goldberg
evolution4407
"One of the least influential photo albums of all time." - Wes Morris.
evolution4407
"Like a slow ride to grandma's house." - J. Hoberman.
evolution4407
"Meh." - David Edelstein.