YOU GET A NUDE AND YOU GET A NUDE AND YOU GET A NUDE AND YOU GET A NUDE AND........

I have a very high profile government job as a public speaker. I don't use regular social media but I'm ALL over that shit from other people's photos and have been on the news and in news articles more times than I can count. I was in the French Quarter when the shoot out happened late Saturday night/Sun morning. In the insanity that ensued my phone was lifted right out of my pocket, after just warning someone to secure their belongings for this very reason. I don't care about the phone much, but I had a 128GB memory card with MANY nudes on it right alongside me in uniform. It's out there now, in some strangers hands. Fuck my life.

*The nudes are gone. REPEAT... The nudes are gone.