Hey, yall! I’m still in one piece!

Apr 16, 2022 10:29 AM

EliBLifter

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My mate gave me haircut. We still have functioning infrastructure in our cities *cue elevator selfie*

Aaaand this is what happened to my fresh haircut after three days underground

Walking around somewhere in Ukraine

Epic rainy weather pic related

These are some of our findings in Ukrainian farms and kid’s yards. Some strong language here. Sorry.

‘Military targets’ my ass

Another ‘military target’. In Ukraine we call it a school.

I literally went fishing and then fried fish. Never did that in my entire life

A lot of new friends. This is a cat. Her name is Kytsia – it means female cat.

To differentiate us from russians – we’re feeding dogs, not eating them

Underground T72

Me in a trench and my friends

This is one of my trenches

This is a cost of being safe

A full, untouched ration of ruskies. Nice trophy. Guys, I’m too dumb to upload functioning videos. Sooooo, there were quite a few of them in this post. And they’re all static for some reason. I have no idea why. I’ll try to upload videos in my next post

#13 Hey, man! You can't park there!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep being whole. Hugs for you and the kitty

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I aspire to one day have a stache of that magnitude

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you get dead, I will kill you! (I say this to all my war-going friends) Please survive okay?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

✊???

4 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Nice haircut!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sir your mustache is glorious

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Your ‘stache reminded me of Pornstach from OITNB who is now Master Chief in Halo. BAMF!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The mustache protects. Stay Safe out there.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Бережи тебе Матір Божа! Слава Україні!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#13 ...how.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for what you do, truly. v

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey you're hot. Slava Ukraini! ??

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Good to see you're keeping well and have stopped tucking your trousers into your boots. Good hunting brother

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Take care bud, hoping to see many more pictures of cute cats from you

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hot stache

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Slava Ukraini

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You be safe!

4 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

Good! Stay in one piece. Nice 'stache!

4 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 0

I saw that stache and my first thought was "mustache ride"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gotta say I’m a little jealous of that ‘stache. When fighting a war during a pandemic do it in style.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

With a 'stache like that I think he is allowed to challenge Putin to a boxing match one v one

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Слава Україні!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stay safe. You have a reason to fight; Russian army don’t. Shove them out

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please be careful not to upload geolocation data with your videos, it kinda paints a bullseye on wherever the video was taken.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This guy's mustache just made me pregnant.

4 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I think I grew ovaries

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*brovaries

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How does fierce fapping keep you safe?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh I wish. It’s more about digging

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, silly me.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean like prostate training?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’d not eat enemy’s rations, just to be safe.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I’m not gonna open it either

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good. Stay safe✊

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's the deal with that T72? Is that just a turret that landed hard after blowing its top or is the whole tank under there?

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You see, next pic was a video once. Yeah. It’s turret flew so high in the air, that it buried itself on the landing.

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Damn, that's crazy! The debris settled in a way that really makes it look like it's emerging from the ground.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks for clarifying. :)

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

first their warships, now their tanks - is there nothing the russians won't submerge?!?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They have experience. The Kursk got Super-Submarine'd several years before this.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think Putin's humanity went first.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even their troops.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay, HOW

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Looks like Bethesda has joined the fight in Ukraine!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

bethesda designed Russia's tanks

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stugna P took it clear off of tanks body, launched it high in the air and gravity did the rest

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Okay yeah, that makes sense, for some reason my brain thought because the cracking was outward, it actually pushed up through.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Okay. Obscured underground references time: ‘stop it right now, Shredder!’ Also: ‘Norts are incoming, G. I.s, give them hell’

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0