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takealookitsinabook
My mom's family was from Centralia and members of her family have still chosen to be buried there.
LuhanJP
The forest one makes me sad....
UH60Mechanic
I have been to Centralia, I fucking love that place.
alsoWolfman
That sinkhole......Jesus
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
My Dad sailed by Mt. St. Helens months before eruption....He sailed by again months after and said it was like someone stole the top.
RadekBonksMullet
The sinkhole: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. That is literally one of the most terrifying things ever, just imagining falling into nowhere
NOINOON
The mushroom cloud does not disappear in 43 seconds. And where are all the fires? I CALL BULLSHIT ON ALL OF YOUR POSTS!
loxus
Yeah, pictures are correct, but time is not :P
doyouwatchsherlock
Outstanding, OP
unaspected
Last one is 0.117 KB and 1024 GB
unaspected
because who uses bits?
gmdave
When you have 0.117 KB, you use bits.
Angatita
Sinkholes scare the hell out of me...
monkeyronin
More than brain aneurysms?
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
" oh hey, the neighbor's car is gone. and their shed. and their house."
duetodaydotoday
These were extremely interesting
sidfromtoystory
shanghai used to look normal
summitshow
Especially Centralia, Why dont they come up with a plan to harvest that heat or fire into somesort of coal powerplant of some sort ?.
OkayByeByebyebyebye
I don't understand the conan the barbarian one.. The only difference I see is the color. Can someone explain?
loxus
His legs
dammitjim
Wow, thanks. I kept looking and didn't see it
OkayByeByebyebyebye
That's ridiculous haha
flight815down
I fucking hate the comic book code
loxus
Yeah, it is :P
GoingFullPotato
Centralia = Silent Hill
myownpics
This clear cutting pic infuriates me! IF Haiti has any laws like the U.S., they'd be REQUIRED to replant after CC'ing. But post won't say!
Toby1066
Hipster Toyota.
Nood1e
Hiroshima one is bullshit - 43 seconds later the ground would still be obscured by debris cloud and smoke.
IComeWithWifi
Yeah, this was 24 hours later.
loxus
Pictures are correct, time is not.
yourbassist
Come on cracked. *descent*
actuallyagoose
That fucking sinkhole is terrifying
Iaimtomisbehave
Nice, I like Cracked.
stokedgoat
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!
NightRush
Needs more Punchmaster!
Picklefoot
omg. send help. I am way too hungover for this
Punphemism
Wow Dubai, that escalated quickly...
OmegaTengu
Who the fuck slices of their Wife's nose!?
greymouser7
Evil does. Evil exists. If you beat & abuse a dog enough, you get Kujo (rabies dog movie). It depends on your background. Have a nice day.
Idonothingwrong
That's the one that got to me. Ugh.
AsAnInfidel2
Apparently radical Muslims do.
ZOMGNO
This has happened a sickening amount of times. Googling it would make you ill. Ears & nose off... is a punishment for women in some cultures
totallynotabandonedaccount
Took me a really long time to notice they moved his leg in the comic. They kept it's shadow, though.
NanoPi
I wonder if the shadow is cast by the shoulder now. that leg move must have made the scene a bit less sexual. I can't see any other reason.
WeAreTheNSA
What am I missing about the Conan one, besides the coloring?
skinschamps2000
the left leg was moved
roonmian
The legs.
RedStarBeograd
Before: 8====D, after: 8=D
corncorncorn
Legs
noeashly
Don't worry. Took me forever to find, too.
ladybird2223
His one leg was shifted so she couldn't enjoy his "popsicle"
Eyebanger
My only guess is that by moving his legs it looks like he is kissing her instead of getting a handy.
DorcasAurelia
Considering the text is about a blind flood of desire, I think the implication is that she's about to mount and bang him.
dmaverTraveler
Leg closed
jrau18
The leg moved so that she can't see his dingus.
Eyebanger
Not very observant for the NSA. lol
ColonelObvious
I'm glad they apparently don't notice everything
K1ngPete
The leg!
Kestrel21
The position of his left leg
CluelessAmerican
thats such horse shit.... i mean come the fuck onnnn honestly
TheNextBestUsername
Correction: Mt. St. Helens was May 18th, not May 8th as the panel indicated.
morbman
Also that photo was taken when it was erupting ~ 2004-2005
GoobsPls
Holy shit, forgot I was in user sub, +1 OP
sgfh
Credit to Cracked and it's users where it's due!
LearnedCoward
Centralia PA is weirdly fascinating to me.
Soberlizard
I went there on a school trip once, on the tour you could put your hand above a little crack and feel heat. Really interesting place.
lau88
I just returned from a long trip to Wikipedia about Centralia. It's SUPER fascinating!
ian9outof10
Things on fire underground are just weird. And don't get me started on that fire hole in that desert with all the spiders.
twurkle
SAY WHAT NOW!?
ian9outof10
Let me introduce you to the "Door to Hell" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door_to_Hell
twurkle
That place is the reason that Nope gifs exist.
Eyebanger
I've been there. There really is smoke coming out of the cracks in the roads.
MetalJesus
Yeah, there's enough coal down there for the mines to burn for, how long, a few decades?
yorkie62
100s of years if you read and believe.
MetalJesus
Either way, a long-ass time.
reider10
And people want to live on mars....
Shannerwren
http://www.mars-one.com
jsd3306
Yes please
cousteau
I wantED to live on Mars.
tonymoy
Regardless. Christian Bale's dedication to his craft is inspiring....
yomamaisonfier
Well, being a method actor; give him a big enough paycheck, and a interesting enough role and I'm sure he'll do it.
nation543
you can tell that the one for shangahi is fake because you can still see the city.
MOTHERFUCKINGBOBROSS
OH, GOOD FOR YOU
ElectronicArtsOfficial
Dedication to making enough money to support 30 families a year.
Naetron
who cuts off someone's nose, seriously?
tablecat
He said that he would never do such an extreme weightloss ever again, so there's that.
REV076
Water, one apple and coffee a day ? Ok, hold my coffee.
GetRektus
T- injection.
InverseNarnia
He's gonna hurt himself though
ChefG0ldblum
as a skinny guy trying to gain weight: :'(
LazyFelyne
I know this feel. I've tried force feeding myself but it didn't really work because the weight didn't stay. I'm 5'9 and 112lbs.
RusselCrowe
http://imgur.com/r/thatfeelbro/I8Jjy
SirHakase
Ectomorph ? Check out Bony to beastly. I gained 10 kilos in 3 months with their program. I went from 62kg for 1m91 to 72kg for 1m92.
SilverJig
Same here, just make sure to get lots of protein and calories, and workout so it turns into muscle. Also, look up creatine. :)
emptycaloriesandmalecuriosity
Eat more. Lift heavy. If you don't gain weight, eat more than that and lift heavier than that. Drink a gallon of milk a day if you need to
emptycaloriesandmalecuriosity
If that doesn't work, you may have digestive issues.
Alastor3
oh man, so am I, currently 105 pounds and can't get more :( (mostly because I don't have a colon)
ChefG0ldblum
food comes in, poop comes out. You can't explain that
FiveAxle
Ive got to wonder though, that much rapid weight gain and weight loss must be unhealthy. going up and down like that... but again, if 1/2
twostepsfromlost
Oprah did it
goodjobmyfellowman
2/2 I had a chance to go up and down on Christian Bale, I'd probably do it too.
FiveAxle
haha i left myself open for that one XD
goodjobmyfellowman
I'm always up for the good ol' Alley Oop
liimlsan2
I'm an endomorph like Bale, we naturally balloon in weight. Put on muscle and fat ridiculously easily - I went from 225->160 in two months.
PaintedSlate
There are a surprising number of rat/primate studies that found intermittent starvation increases life span...besides the negative effects.
emptycaloriesandmalecuriosity
Intermittent fasting and actual starvation are very different and have very different effects on the body
ZacMuerte
there are people who do that. constantly starve themselves for the purpose of increasing their lifespan
esgedi
Depends entirely on the person and how strong their metabolic system is. Starving yourself and not doing damage is difficult.
FiveAxle
this was my thought after after a bit. at first i thought it was drastic, but there is several years between so its not too bad
SomeDetroitGuy
Is anyone surprised that Guy Fawkes was tortured after trying to murder a few hundred people and impose a Catholic theocracy?
kiska
History is determined by the victor. We don't know what he actually did; we only know what they told us he did.
Smarbury92
I know he was an evil guy (lol) and he probably deserved it, but for some reason that particular image got under my skin. Horrible.
iamsparticus
thank you
steely94
Every 5th of November we Brits throw effigies of him onto bonfires for that reason. TMYK.
jasonthemcclain
You mean his signature didn't change because he was more excited after interrogation?
EricMatthews
Gotta love revisionist history
BangForTheBuck
But that movie was so cool! Let's put on masks and pretend to be hackerzzz
CoySwimmingKoi
A sandemans tour guide told us that a terrorist attack was planned then dropped the date on us just to see the surprise of our faces
SailorVSays
I think you have to remember that it wasn't his plot alone. He's just the only one to get caught.
SailorVSays
Or rather, the first to get caught.
iamduh
Hahaha his signature after... "Guy... FAWKE IT."
DorthLous
Problem with that is that it assumes torture gives you trustworthy information. Also, winners write history. Who know what happened for real
DoctorWatchamacallit
that's not the argument. the argument is that guy fawkes was the kind of guy who you would want to torture effective or not.
DoctorWatchamacallit
and winners do write history, but if guy fawkes had won, he would have portrayed it as "we won a great victory for god by killing the 1/2
DoctorWatchamacallit
and therefore, anonymous' adoption of his likeness as a social justice symbol is not exactly an appropriate choice
hoopyhoop
Torture is still wrong, even when you do it to evil people.
LarvaLamp
I see we'll have to agree to disagree.
mariocynic
I will agree to agree with you.
SomeDetroitGuy
Oh, sure, but it was quite commonplace in the 17th century, pretty much everywhere so it shouldn't be surprising Fawkes was subject to it.
Iamsosickoftheserepetitivecomments
Doesn't mean it's not an interesting before/after picture.
Kaysmira
Seriously? I knew he wasn't a good posterboy for internet rebellion but a Catholic theocracy?
SomeDetroitGuy
The real Guy Fawkes tried to blow up Parliament, kill the King, and instill Princess Elizabeth of Bohemia as a Catholic monarch.
tripod2000
And fought protestants in the Nederlands as part of his papist jihad.
SomeDetroitGuy
The "posterboy for internet rebellion" is actually based on V, an anarchist in the Alan Moore graphic novel V for Vendetta.
DoctorWatchamacallit
It Doesn't exactly scream "take us seriously" when your movement's symbol is from a glorified comic book.
defkkkon
https://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=cSUEiPab
Kaysmira
After a brief Google: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes_mask You are correct. Using Guy Fawkes mask still strange.
boccs
The number of people who know what Guy Fawkes actually stood for is disappointingly small. They saw V for Vendetta and went "Oh cool! :D"
ProfessorMosby
Ok, yes, but now his face is a symbol of standing up for society. I dont agree with what he did, but at least his semblance represents 1/2
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boccs
Well it's not even Guy Fawkes in the movie. Just an anarchist wearing a mask of his face.
tripod2000
The amount of people I have to tell we're burning him in effigy not having fireworks to celebrate!
DoctorWatchamacallit
because of V for vendetta people think guy fawkes was an anti tyranny vigilante, when he basically had the motives of Osama bin laden
Flamingosbitch
Sauce? I know next to nothing about him
ProfessorMosby
2/2 A real ideology and a worthy cause
LordXeras
"a worthy cause" meaning "murdering people for Catholic theocracy"
ProfessorMosby
NONONO! Not at all. I meant the exact opposite. I meant like, the V For Vendetta type symbolism. That type is good. Murdering innocent ..
ProfessorMosby
People, not so much
denzelbossington
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/29/technology/masked-anonymous-protesters-aid-time-warners-profits.html?_r=0
notme222
Yeah, it's a shame he couldn't be a peaceful civil rights leader like Che Guevara.
tullyvey
Here's an interesting presentation about his life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eMLk1nQh5o
rittentimothy
Yeah it really annoys me when people make him out to be anything other than a murder :/
notme222
(Preparing myself for downvotes both from the people who think I'm serious and the people who know I'm not.)
killerofspiders
I always upvote sarcasm. except when I don't. but I did. or did I?
thehoopiestfrood
I saw a pair of Che Guevara suspenders while shopping yesterday. It saddens me that people actually buy this shit.
LordXeras
I know, right? Suspenders? get a belt.
ImAnSJW
I don't get the implication here. What does peace have to do with revolution?
notme222
It's less about Guevara specifically and more about people who wear the t-shirts while presenting themselves as pacifists.
squidwardscissorhands
Violent Revolution is not necessary for independence. Case in Point: Indian Independence Movement
JimLaheyandRandy
Are you actually serious? It was violent. Just because you have Ghandi preaching peace does not peace make.
squidwardscissorhands
Gandhi* and it was possibly the least violent independence movement
ImAnSJW
I think you should look up the events that led up to the non-violence. The first 100 years of India's road to independence were not peaceful
squidwardscissorhands
Yes, but they were not serious, expansive movements
inverse
No such thing as revolution without violence. Reform, sure. Revolution requires intense change. Even the earth shakes when it shifts.
notme222
Oh yeah? Agricultural revolution. :P
ILikeToSmellCuteGirlsFarts
I present to you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnation_Revolution
SomeDetroitGuy
At least with Guy Fawkes, that was 400 years ago. Che was really recent. How do people forget what he did?
DoctorWatchamacallit
because being a militant anti capitalist he makes a convenient hero for the youth of today who hate the corporate world with a vengeance.
BiggieCheeseForStateGovernor
Do we? Most of my counterparts are obsessed with the stuff the corporate world produces (fancy clothes, iphones, etc) I never see any hate..
DoctorWatchamacallit
more money than them as an ego thing, even if the other guy is both much more talented and highly motivated. its a bad idea to feed kids
Hole
Because he didn't survive. Castro did, he became evil. Guevara died, became a martyr hero.
DoctorWatchamacallit
centers of abuse (which they very well can be) and since they aren't perfect, must be destroyed. other youths hate the idea of others making
DoctorWatchamacallit
need to rebe'
DoctorWatchamacallit
why they hate the corporate world stems from various factors like the fact that young people tend to be idealistic and view corporations as
DoctorWatchamacallit
feel good "self esteem" crap for 18 years and then abruptly stop and say "welcome to adulthood motherfucker!". Still others just have that
notme222
Or Cameron Diaz carrying a Mao bag IN Peru. http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2007/06/cameron-diaz-bag-peru.jpg
YouWantMeKnobInYehBum
In Peru? I'd assume that's connected to the Shining Path, a Peruvian Maoist group which has supposedly terrorized numerous civilians.
notme222
That's what most people assumed. She said she just liked the way it looked and didn't get why they were offended.